Go Back, Jack And Do It Again Our Guide To Gay Las Vegas, The Sin City
Welcome to our guide to the fabulous city of Las Vegas! What's not to love about a town where Celine Dion lives, and even straight boys go to drag shows!
Vegas is one of the most popular vacation destinations in the world – for one very good reason - you can do anyone or anything here you want.
As they say, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”
Located out in the middle of the Nevada desert, Las Vegas is where you want to go if what you want to do is illegal where you live. Nearly anything can be found here for a price.
But, you can gamble, drink all night and never worry about closing time, get yourself a perfect rent boy without getting arrested or ripped off, and see some of the most fabulous entertainers and shows in the western world.
In short, Las Vegas is your wet dream vacation.
The only downside is that Vegas is hot – seriously! The temperatures often break the 100-degree mark, and it's a dry heat. You'll want to wear plenty of sunscreen! That said, you'll spend almost all your time indoors - and Vegas keeps it cool with the strongest and most advanced air conditioning systems known to mankind.
So roll your dice and let us guide you to The Entertainment Capital Of The World - Las Vegas!
The Fruit Loop
Believe it or not, Las Vegas doesn't have a gay neighborhood. That's because most of the population is transient, and the city has been built helter-skelter with minimal zoning laws.
On the other hand, most of the gay-owned and operated businesses are in one part of the city called the Fruit Loop. Less than five minutes from the Las Vegas Strip, the Fruit Loop starts on Patterson Street behind the Hard Rock Cafe and Casino.
Here you'll find 24-hour gay bars, gyms, fetish clothing stores, nightclubs, saunas and tons of man meat trying their luck on the local boys and tourists alike.
There is a lot of competition among the ever-changing clubs on the strip, so you might want to check out what each and every one has to offer. All you can drink for $15 nights are popular, as are underwear parties, full-nude parties, Go-Go boy nights, fetish festivals and pretty much anything and everything a hot fag looking to get fucked could ever want from the club scene!
Hawk's Gym, on East Sahara Street, is famous for being Las Vegas' only gym and nightclub owned by gay men, exclusively for gay men.
No tuna, fag hags or genetic girls allowed! This place is exclusively for gay boys, drag queens, burly bears, and tight twinks. It features lots of exercise equipment, saunas, black out rooms, lounges and even a dungeon! Bareback action and hard core fetish action is around every corner.
The boys get very down and dirty here – and the torture room gives a new meaning to “No pain. No gain.”
You know you want it darlings!
Keeping Up With The Gays in Gay Las Vegas!
Because the clubs are constantly opening and closing and the circuit scene never stays the same for more than a week or two, you need to pick a gay publications as soon as you get into Vegas.
Otherwise, you'll have no idea where to go - and might end up wasting your night talking to vacuum cleaner salesmen from Idaho about his gambling addictions!
They all include maps to the current gay hot spots, guides to the different popular gay clubs, and shops that fulfill your personal fetishes. They are available at nearly any newsstand and will make your gay vacation as fantastic as humanly possible!
Legal prostitution is one of the main reasons, other than gambling, that men cum to Las Vegas. While technically illegal in the city itself, as soon as you step outside the city limits it's completely legal – and you can easily find the boytoy of your wet dreams.
Rent boys also work most of the casino bars and are tolerated by the local police as long as they are not too obvious – which in Las Vegas is nearly impossible. All of the local gay publications also list hard-bodied rent boys willing to cum to your hotel room and service you.
Getting ripped off by boy toys is almost unheard of in the City of Sin – because the police do everything in their power to make sure nobody bothers the tourists.
So, if you have a good night at the tables, get ready to buy some boy booty and fuck the night away!
The Las Vegas Strip
If you've cum to Las Vegas to gamble, the Las Vegas Strip is where you'll want to go first – and probably where you'll want to stay.
This fantastic, four-mile section of Las Vegas Boulevard South is where all the best mega-casinos are located, and where you'll find the best shows in town – including Celine Dion, La Cage Aux Folles, Elton John, and Cirque de Soleil.
It will cost you about $100 to see any of the shows – but if you play at the tables for most of the day, you have a good chance of getting a free ticket.
Booze is free at all of the hotels as long as you are on the casino floor – but you'll want to tip the cocktail waitresses who have to spend hours in the tackiest and most painful heels known to man.
While on the Las Vegas Strip, you'll want to check out the fabulous Fountains at the Bellagio, the full-size replica of the Eiffel Tower, and the working volcano at The Mirage Casino.
It may be the most divine street ever created by straight people!
I've always said that every few years, everyone and everything needs a makeover.
Fremont Street just proves my point – it looks like a section of Vegas redone by the Queer Eye studs!
For years, Fremont Street was the place to gamble in downtown Las Vegas. Then in 1989, they started building the fabulous mega-casinos on the Las Vegas Strip and the downtown became much less popular.
Out of that, the city decided to create The Fremont Street Experience – a five-block-long nightly light and music extravaganza.
The luscious lights are projected on a 1,400-foot-long canopy that is suspended 90 feet above the street. Then, each night at dusk, the shows begin with a cacophony of lights and sounds.
There are tons of delicious shows every night – ranging from a patriotic tribute to America to “Area 51,” where they make it look like space aliens are invading the city.
More than 2.1 million light bulbs are needed to make sure the show will go on and make sure you are blown away by its total and utter fabulousness!
Beaux Arts Ball
Every Halloween the gay boys cum out to play at the Beaux Arts Ball. This fantastic party has been going on for more than 40 years, and was one of the first public gay events ever held in America.
It started out as one night a year in which all the chorus boys and backstage fags from the Vegas shows could let their hair down, mix, mingle and maul each other's toned bodies. Since then, it's become an anticipated annual event that is fully open to the public.
Be warned, however, this is where the most beautiful boys and outrageous drag queens come out to play – so you'll want to make sure you look the most fabulous you possibly can.
Chorus boys can be so bitchy, but you know you'll want to throw them your bone!
La Cage is quite simply the most dragulous show in Las Vegas.
It's what you want to see if you are a drag queen, a wannabe or a fan of “ladies” with a little extra between their legs.
The highlight of the show is Frank Marino doing a picture-perfect, dragtastic version of Joan Rivers – but the entire performance is full of some of the best drag queens in America.
You'll run home afterwards, needing to redo your makeup and wondering how you'll ever be able to compete with these divine divas!
The Masquerade In The Sky
Imagine if someone combined New Orleans Mardi Gras and Rio's Carnivale and suspended them from the sky!
That is the idea behind The Masquerade In The Sky – held eight times a day at Harrah's Hotel and Casino. The show features dozens of Carnivale and Mardi Gras floats literally swinging from the casino ceiling with masked men, outrageous costumes and tacky decorations.
It's like being at Mardi Gras without ever having to look at any girl's tits – or get beads tossed at you by idiot frat boys!
Watching the show is free – but for an even more fantastic time, you can pay a small fee to ride one of the floats with the performers.
Everyone on the casino floor will be able to see you – so put your best face forward and dress to impress!
Cirque De Soleil
Imagine spending the evening watching oiled sweaty men and ballerina bodied women leap in the air, swing from trapezes and bend their barely clothed bodies into the most unlikely positions possible!
That is the divine beauty of Cirque De Soleil, the most popular attraction in Las Vegas.
You'd think it would be impossible to have an attraction be even more fantastic and fabulous for Friends of Dorothy than nightly Elton John and Celine Dion shows, but Cirque De Soleil is it.
There are at least six Cirque De Soleil shows going on at any given time, but you'll want to get your tickets for the adults-only Zumanity Show - where the men get naked and bend over exactly the way you want them to!
Oh! The Zumanity!
Drag Yourself Down To The Strip!
Don't gamble with your next vacation!
The gay gods commands you to cum to attention and visit Las Vegas where you can drink, screw, and gamble the night away – while being surrounded by gay icons, delicious drag queens, and lots of hot boys roasting in the sun!
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