Guest ryanasia Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Just got back from a brief trip to Jomtien Beach for the weekend. I have never been a Pattaya fan and until this trip i just didn't understand the place. I must say this was one of the funnest trips i have ever had in Thailand. Or at least in the past decade or so. Where to start? Jomtien Complex wasn't too busy but not eerily deserted. I hate being the only customers in a bar and being sized up by all the boys. Most of the places on the main strip had some customers and it seemed just right to me. The price of the drinks is an absolute bargain. I live in Bangkok at the moment and have basically abandoned going to Soi Twilight because it is so expensive and it just doesn't seem so friendly these days. I prefer the company of Thai boys vs. VN or Cambodian guys and the fact I speak Lao a fair amount makes all of those Issan twinks nice for me to talk to in JT complex. I am a fan of the beer bar or terrace bar much more than gogos. In this sense JT is a great place for me. I tried Sunnee awhile ago but it seemed pretty dead Boyztown isn't my thing. JT in comparison seems relatively vibrant. The selection of twinks is pretty good. I love a twink with a nice pliable, bubble butt. There are plenty of these types to choose from. I stayed at Poseidon at the entrance of the main soi. I really enjoyed it there. I felt they really made me feel at home. The owner Heiko is a very friendly guy and all of the staff were as well, sometimes hilariously so. I said I can be a bit shy and he and a bunch of his German friends laughed and told me some of their antics, there was a feeling of camaraderie. The rooms are nice enough traditional sort of artsy fartsy boutique hotel furnishing. I mean that in a good way there is a sense of style there. The service is fantastic and you do not need to feel shy about taking guests here. And that is where we get to the part everybody reading a Pattaya report wants to read. The pool is very small but in an indoor air conditioned room with a small bar. In the day time it looks abandoned (of course this is low season so don't know how it is during the peak) but as their website discreetly informs you they are very friendly to guests and you can bring anybody you want to join you. Okay so what could possibly make a small indoor pool such a big detail in the reason I chose this place? Well my partner figured the formula out for this. Go out around the complex and round up about 4 available twink power bottoms, make sure they have speedos and bring them in to the pool after bar closing. We had the pool to ourselves and the really funny manager Lucky was installed to babysit us and keep our glasses topped up. I can not stress enough how funny and crazy Lucky is. He isn't my type or a twink but I can see he understands what I do like. He is just genuinely good company and a really playful light hearted man. He isn't an imposing presence and as soon as he comes in with the boys he makes it very clear you don't need to be shy just because he is there. He also drank and swam with us. Because he joined in the fun i felt much less apprehensive. He became more of a friend than some random staff member observing us. As far as the twinks go, now you are in the jacuzzi being served and surrounded by very friendly boys with sultry dick sucking lips and asses that are going to need to be accommodated at some point. My partner was drunk so I got a boy to go buy some kamagra gell for him to eat and he sat there the entire time with a hard on plopping out of his trunks with a twink on his lap with a big shit eating grin. He had never tried kamagra or viagra before. The boys were playful enough and although nothing too hard core happened in the pool area got a nice set of photos that are pretty horny for a souvenir. It could have probably got much more wild but I am not really into sex in public. Obviously if you aren't in the pool alone late at night you might exercise discretion depending on the vibe and who is around. One really cute boy was in the jacuzzi grinding his speedo clad ass into my partners willing face though, so it was close to becoming a bit heavier. If these guys are just doing it for the money they are very good actors because all of them were hard and demanding pretty constant attention. i guess with 4 of them around and only two farang, competition is a good thing. Lucky's BF showed up at some point, another nice Thai guy and they seemed amused at the circus atmosphere that had sprouted up. At some point Lucky went into the kitchen and brought out some plates of smoked salmon and sashimi with salad. There was a birthday party in the restaurant earlier and I assume it was left over from that but it was comped so it was a very nice gesture. It was also very good. We were spending pretty freely and the atmosphere was amazing so I am not sure if this would be normal or if they upped the service a notch because we were spending. I am guessing some combination of both. They have a great selection of wine at pretty good prices for a place in Thailand. I think we were paying just north of 1,000 Baht a bottle. But of course with 6 horny guys swimming we worked up a thirst so it does add up if you drink 6 bottles. lol In hindsight I might have suggested the boys drank beer to economize but you only live once. By this time i had other more pressing matters on my mind than my wallet anyway. We had a one bedroom suite and next time I will get the two bedroom. My poor back and knees had problems fucking the boy on a hard tile floor. They did bring a duvet and pillows for me as I explained the situation to them. Again Lucky seemed amused at my predicament, in a good way. My partner met me when I was myself a twink and we are an old married couple so we prefer to use and abuse boys in privacy apart from one another. The boy I ended up with was a hungry power bottom and that suits me just fine. At some point in the evening he was riding and grinding on it so hard I began to feel slightly used like I was simply some human dildo installed in the room only for his amusement. I quickly got over the shame of this. I don't have any idea of his name or if he is on GR or Grindr but Big kiss bar always had one or two twinks there. That is where I found him. Just look for the twink with the come fuck me eyes and he is easily spotted. Eating recommendation near there is Pastrami on Rye. Nothing satisfies a hunger inducing session of sodomy more than a pastrami sandwich. It is a match made in heaven. lol The car from Poseidon is good and the driver played western music at a tolerable level. it was also very spacious and comfortable. don't remember the make but it was a nice car and good service. Probably a couple hundred Baht more than you can get a car for elsewhere but no haggling and door to door service. I was feeling a bit queasy from the previous nights antics so appreciated the comfort. So the lessons I learned about the Pattaya area have made me change my mind about the place. My formula is like this. 1. Stay a shorter time but live better 2. Stay in a place that encourages and embraces your perversity. The hotel did not make me feel shy no matter what. Believe it or not I am a shy guy. I would never dream of dragging a crew such as this into my Bangkok condo. 3. Budget enough for the time you are in Pattaya to act on whatever deviant impulse you have and not worry. 4. Don't go to often. Simple point here if you go too often it is the same boys who get clingy and it would get old. I plan to visit maybe once every three months. 5. Even if you can get a hard on make sure to have viagra or kamagra so you can avoid whiskey dick. I find with myself I am actually a bit horny recounting this tale but i can have issues when demanded to perform. Condoms as well this should be self explanatory in this day and age. 6. Do not wake up before 2 PM. 7. The temples are great and so is the golf? lol My new budget for Pattaya is around $500 a day but I live in Bangkok so I can go anytime for just a weekend of filth and sleaze. This is a bit excessive and of course you can live on way less but the weekend I have just had was a lot of fun. This is enough to not even have to question your choice of meal, how many boys, or where you will stay with in reason. This is also for two people on a short holiday. Don't let my price estimate deter you, for what we got it was a bargain. This level of drunken, carousing, buffoonery in Bangkok would cost substantially more. It was like our 20 year honeymoon. I think I would get bored in Jomtien if I stayed any longer than a couple of days. None of it is all that expensive in and of itself it is just a question of how ridiculous/flamboyant you want to be. 1. Room: 2,600 that's a single room suite next time I would do the 2 bedroom suite for 4,000. so that is 8,000 for the weekend. 2. Boys: 300 each off fee and i tip the ones who stay 2,000 and the ones that don't 500. So that's 4,600 on this occasion. 3 Food: around 2,000 Baht a day for two people. 4. drinks: how long is a string? With wine and 6 people around 8,000 Baht a day. With wine even if the bottle is only 1,000 Baht each round is two bottles with that number of people. 5. limo service: 1,800 Baht as i said it is a nice care and you can get cheaper. So round trip was around 3,600 to central Bangkok, the airport is cheaper. 6. misc.: 500-1,000 Baht a day. Thats the basic break down of how the weekend went by price just to show how I arrived at the numbers I gave earlier. I am looking forward to doing my birthday party down there in October. So that's my trip report and i hope it wasn't too graphic for the sensitive virgin ears of this forums readers. It is the best gay holiday I have had in over a decade. Next time I would waste less money and time shopping around the soi and get some beverages in the room to save a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishfahan2 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 I usually divide my time between boys and Golf both of which are good in pattaya but maybe I should spend a few nights in Jomtien as a lot of people seem to give it good reviews recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ryanasia Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 I loved it. As I said I am not really a Pattaya die hard at all. The people are very friendly compared to Soi Twilight in Bangkok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biguyby Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Wow, your budget for a weekend is similar to what I would spend over a 10 - 12 day period I usually spend around 40,000 baht over a 28 day holiday (after hotel and transport) vinapu and halfhansum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ryanasia Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Remember though you would have to include air fare in your budget if you aren't living over here. This is a mitigating factor when you account for my spending. It is also for two people who take at least one boy each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firecat69 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Good first trip report and I'm sure boys enjoyed your generosity! And yes the total cost would probably be quite a bit lower if you buy the boys beer. HeHe vinapu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggobkk Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Thanks for the report and for the details (boys and pricing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up2u Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 There are other lodging options in Jomtien that are far more quiet than the Poseidon (and a lot cheaper, Venue, Tapas suites). The Pine next door to the Poseidon and all those bar birthday parties would drive me nuts. Unless you are a beach person I would stay in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ryanasia Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Stayed at the Venua before. The rooms are okay but if you leave your room and go downstairs the day time atmosphere is absolutely horrible. It is a closed night club. Our suite was on the back side of the Poseidon and quiet enough. We were up late every night and out until well past the Pine closed. East suites has no elevators which was a consideration for us. As far as prices go well 2,300 for a suite isn't a terrible value. If you want the absolutely best price you could get a room for 400 Baht. I prefer Jomtien complex to the Pattaya scene so to each their own I guess. As you can see we had a good time. The trip was nothing more than a sex trip and the fact we were in Pattaya or Jomtien at all really didn't matter. It was the cheap drinks and available boys and nothing more that made the trip. We weren't there sight seeing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abidismaili Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Wow, your budget for a weekend is similar to what I would spend over a 10 - 12 day period I usually spend around 40,000 baht over a 28 day holiday (after hotel and transport) That is less than 1500 each day. So you off a boy once every two days and only one boy in two days?Not strange indeed if you stay that long. But others who stay a week (like me) have two boys a day. So I think the difference is explained purely by that. Since you stay that long your overall costs per day are lower (sounds counter intuitive, but for sex holidays the longer you stay the cheaper it is, because no one can fuck 2 times 28 days in a row, but can do it for 7 days; so longer trips are cheaper per day). vinapu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abidismaili Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 This Poseidon hotel is this the same as Poseidon Boutique? That is the one I see on hotels.com. I want to try it too next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whall Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I need to check this hotel out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vessey Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Wow, what a great couple of days, and whole bag-full of memories to take away with you. I budget for about 10k baht a day; more than some and less than others, but it kinda get frittered on quantity rather than necessarily quality. Your report is giving me food for thought as I am now just 3 weeks away from my next holiday. The Jomtien complex you say ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ryanasia Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 This Poseidon hotel is this the same as Poseidon Boutique? That is the one I see on hotels.com. I want to try it too next time. http://poseidon-pattaya.com/our-rooms-poseidon-hotel-pattaya As I have said there are cheaper places in the area but the indoor pool that you can invite whoever you want to in at night sort of set it apart. I don't know of another place in the area where you can bring a gaggle of bar boys into a secluded (read between the lines here as to what secluded means) pool and drink as long as you want until anytime in the morning. You can book with them directly they will get back to you with in a day. They can get busy so I would book ahead and not just show up. YMMV. Vessey, 10,000 Baht a day is more than adequate. I was only on a weekend splurge and I couldn't have physically kept that pace up anyway. I was pretty partied out on the taxi ride home. Had I stayed longer I would have toned it down a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stewart Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Great report....I too am a complete JT nut. Plan to have my 60th there in September (21/22) (all welcome) and coincides with the 1st anniversary of meeting my BF there so will be a hell of a blast. OFF fees are on me just so the boys do not go home alone. Being from a small UK village Bangkok scares the hell out of me as does any major city in the world that I have ever been too, not too mention the outrageous rip off prices. JT is the complete opposite. I am now on a very tight leash so no chance of butterflying around the gogo scene but I am allowed to sit amongst to JT boys and some of them are just too cute to mention. It is a typical chilled, relaxed and hassle free place. As they say "what goes in JT stays in JT". Love it...very jealous of your report and can not wait to get back. Even thinking of pissing off my boss so I get fired just to get back there...thats how much I miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaybutton Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 The boys were playful enough and although nothing too hard core happened in the pool area got a nice set of photos that are pretty horny for a souvenir. Don't we get to see any of those photos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinapu Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 , because no one can fuck 2 times 28 days in a row, what about Rambo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinapu Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 as I am now just 3 weeks away from my next holiday. and how many weeks we are away from your reports? I still remember ones you placed last summer aussie_ and halfhansum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ryanasia Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 The photos I took somehow got messed up. They wouldn't load in my phone and when I looked at photosgoogle they were plain grey blanks. I just switched to a Samsung and have no idea what went wrong. I am a bit disturbed by this and pissed off to say the least. A few survived but they have me or my partner in them. Also not sure how I feel about posting boys if no permission although they all know what digital cameras are and I don't think they will care. I am going down for my birthday in October and will try to get some then. Fuck it ...here is one of the few that survived that is innocent enough... Not a great pic however. Only one boy clearly and another not so clear. The guy is much cuter in person. It is in the pool area of the hotel. The guy behind him is the one I had that night. I am really sad I lost the other photos but it is an excuse to do it again I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vessey Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I guess that is what they call 'offering it to you on a plate'! LOL halfhansum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
