Jalwa

Taiwan or Tawan? 

Thanks Lucky. I ll have very little to contribute as compared with the other regulars. 
 
 

clearly a question for the supreme massage expert vinapu
 
The only thing I think I can safely say is that there is not THE one massage place where you are virtually guaranteed to get your three menu items. The guys are human after all, so it all depends on the individual you choose. In that regard, your experience with selecting bar boys for offs will surely help. Though that skill, paired with vinapu's timeless advice of picking the guy who smiles the most at you will do nothing to get you item number 1, i.e. a great massage. For that you may have to rely on mamasan's advice.
 
As with regular massage shops (such as The Prime in Silom soi 6), there are some full-service gay shops who seem to place more importance on the massage skills and training of their staff than others, so going to one of those should be the first criterion to select the shop. Which one that may be I leave to others to elaborate on.