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I like a Scottish accent as much as anyone, but here's one that comes from a married cop who is also a male escort in Glasgow, Scotland: EXCLUSIVE: ON DUTY HE'S A POLICEMAN, OFF DUTY HE'S A PROSTITUTE EXCLUSIVE: The amazing, seedy double life of married cop used to promote the force's equal rights policy By Charles Lavery A MARRIED police officer in Scotland's biggest force can today be exposed as a prostitute who sells sex for £100 a time. On duty, Suckbir Mann is a police constable based at Glasgow's Maryhill police station and he features on posters promoting his force as a multi-ethnic employer. Off duty, he is Master Rajj - a "professional master and escort" who charges clients £100-an-hour for services which include bizarre sex games. In his online advert Mann claims to be a 30-year-old single gay man when in fact he's 35 and lives in the suburb of Bearsden with his mother and wife. He posts explicit pictures of himself posing in a crotchless leather trousers and a studded cap. He says in the advert: "p.s. the leather pictures are all I have at the moment so if your not into leathers don't just ignore me, send a message tome, I don't bite!!! Aarrr." Mann offers to dress up in a variety of costumes including that of a doctor, teacher, soldier and priest. He told a Sunday Mail investigator posing as a potential new customer that he was a "slavemaster" and boasted about the outfits he will dress up in. Mann said: "I wear a turban because my family are all into that kind of stuff. "I do my master and slave in the leather stuff. I'll be your master. "I do doctor and patient. I'll dress as a doctor, you be the patient. I'm a personal trainer, that's what I work as, so I do personal trainer and student. "I'll do schoolmaster and pupil, too. I've got the schoolmaster's gown. "My most popular ones are master and slave and doctor and patient just now but there are people asking about fireman, priest and army. There's more interest in the army gear so I might get some stuff on that. "I do more than an hour as well but it's £100 per session. "If it's two hours, £150, three hours is £200-odd. I could do, say, eight o'clock in the evening till midnight or something for about £250. "I'm a discreet person. There's a guy who sometimes joins in as well. "He's a discreet man as well, a white guy, 39, stocky build, ex-rugby player. "He works out as well quite a lot. We could do three as well but that's another wee bit of extra charge in it as well. "If there was me, him and you for an hour, £150. I do all-nighters as well, from 10 o'clock at night till five in the morning because I've got work, usually at half six. I could do that for about £350. "He won't be there all night. He'll pop in and have a bit of fun and stop and go to sleep for a while and cuddle up. "I like my cuddles as well. "The farm is towards Dundonald in Ayrshire, it's only 20 minutes. "I travel through Glasgow to get there so I could pick you up from Glasgow, take you over and drop you back off." Mann also offered to sell a substitute Viagra to our investigator. He said: "I sell Viagra as well. I sell another one called 'original blue pill' which is stronger than Viagra." Mann was photographed at Maryhill police station in this month's Strathclyde Police in-house magazine Upbeat. He was pictured alongside his boss, Chief Superintendent David Martin, who is in charge of Glasgow North and East Dunbartonshire division. One police source said: "It's accepted that there are still relatively few officers from ethnic minority backgrounds. "PC Mann has, therefore, featured in various promotional photographs over the years. "To have any serving officer selling sex is shocking, never mind one who is used to promote the force." Mann's web page - which has had more than 11,000 hits - lists a staggering list of his fetishes and sexual activities. He adds: "I keep my hairy chest well cultivated by getting it trimmed slightly and shaped. "I also have a black trimmed beard which is also kept very neat and tidy - I've been told it looks sexy with the dark, sexy brown eyes I have. "Also occasionally I wear a turban... yes, I do take it off in bed!" He also lists the types of men he prefers - including builders and firemen. And in a bizarre entry he lists a bewildering array of religions he claims to be interested in. Mann, who drives a silver Mercedes with private registration plates, said he could not meet our investigator on Friday as he was busy preparing for a family wedding. He said: "I can't plan anything at short notice because I've got a wedding on. "I've got lots of relatives coming over and they're staying." But he later sent a text message, signed off with a kiss, to our investigator offering a gay sex session if a venue could be arranged. When confronted with the fact he was a police officer selling sex, he said: "I think you've got the wrong number. I don't know who I am talking to." Strathclyde Police said: "We will be discussing the allegations with the officer involved."

Given that Derek Jeter has the best ass in baseball, if not in any and all sports, then young Eric has taken on a mighty challenge by adopting the similar moniker. Good luck to him. I hope he likes to flaunt his ass as much as Derek does!

Well, I am sure that if I eat a lot of beef and keep my sense of humor, I will live a long time. Thanks for joining Rico in wishing me great longevity!

A columnist for the Wall Street Journal took a look at the stats from AOL's release of user search information. One interesting tidbit was who was the most searched for celeb with nude pics. Surprisingly, maybe only to me, it is Peter Wentz, a singer from a pop group called Fall Out Boy. Yes, there are some nudes of this heavily tattooed kid, but they weren't clippable to post here, so do your own search! http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/xob...10/petehide.jpg

As someone with large feet (size 14, and yes, I have big hands too!) I have never been in to feet since I always thought mine were too big. Even now that I realize that a lot of guy like big feet I always think that they should be covered. No flip flops for me!

Say it ain't so, Cho!

He doesn't hate me. He loves me. Why else would he talkk about me so much? I think his motto is "Long Live Lucky"

Well, I guess that makes it fair game to post a pic of my favorite blogger: http://www.ssqq.com/romance/images/fat%20guy.jpg

"But if Oz and TY opened up a shiny new restaurant, going there and then dwelling on the big rat infesting the old hash joint across town would eventually become less than appetizing..." Pretty good analogy. It does seem that here we talk about M4M, there they talk about MER, and then, for comic relief, every once in a while someone brings up the Sico report.

"I think people like RockHard and deej should grow up and begin respecting the fact that many know HB was a very profitable site." And you don't think Rico should grow up? His childish vendettas are far sillier than RockHard's. Maybe you could tell him tonight when you go to bed...

Assuming you can get a word in...

Oz, i can name any number of positive events and wonderful people that came out of my association with Hooville. After my recent trip to Rio, I made a comment that the success was due to the contributions of many who went before me, trilingual in particular. Cooper has been a model for many to follow and I agree that NYO was a great contributor. It just seems a shame that the daddy/deej duo has chosen to take a less welcoming tact in their new venture. Hopefully you are right that this site will be the place that finally ends the bickering that develops when a wide variety of personalities come together. I plan to do my part.

Since I was welcomed so warmly here, let me also welcome you. Do you know any other Midnight Cowboys?

It's an interesting contrast when one site is welcoming and the other is driven by disdain for its customers. Maybe both will succeed as Oz suggests, maybe not. Ultimately we are all interested in the escorts and their reviews and not pissing contests with other old men!

If someone hed told me years ago that I wouyld end up in a long term relationship, I wouldn't have believed them. But after 23 years I still don't know what makes them work. It is just up to the individuals involved to sort out what they are looking for and work (hard) to balance each others interests.

It seems that you have to go the muscleservice site to learn what is happening with Daddy. The Message Center shows up when you go to his new review site.

I went to Acapulco eleven years in a row and really loved it. However, that was many years ago and now the buzz is that it has really suffered over the years. The narco-trafficking has had an impact there and the place reportedly isn't what it was. Puerto Vallarta has some good vibes about it, but given the fun you are used to in Thailand and Brazil, I suspect you will not find that level of interest in Mexico. (sorry Lucky, went to reply to your message and hit the wrong button)

Your comments are appreciated Greg. Don't assume that anything Rico says is true just because he says it. You'll notice he didn't quote me.

Thanks for the warm welcome guys. Despite the comments from Rico I know that I have friends here.

Surely one of the best hotels in the world is the Suriwong Hotel in Bangkok. It's there when you really need it.