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Truly, I am a man of simple tastes. In my next life, I only want to be Kellyanne Conway's vagina.

I'm SHOCKED. Of all people, I would think you understand my motivation, my Dearest And Darlingest Sister In Cock. I could give a flying fuck about Bessent. He is a disgrace to the LGBTQ movement. He snivels at the ass of a bigot racist who systematically puts down and delegitimizes queers who don't worship him and vote Republican. Ugh! No. My heart goes out to Melania. And especially the shoes. When Mueller laid a finger on Melania's shoes, he doomed himself to an eternity with Satan. Please try to be your BEST Sis. Try hard! Consult Zohran if need be. He can get along with our Will-Iran-Soon-Assassinate-Him?-POTUS. Turns out assassinating all the leaders of countries you don't like is THE BEST!, Sis. But, again, I hope Iran leaves Melania and especially HER SHOES alone!

I'm gonna have to disagree on this fellas. Sure, I get law and order and all that stuff. And I suppose, yeah, maybe we need democracy and shit. But this poor man Trump had to watch that dead FBI cunt and his minions go through his wife's wardrobe! Sure. Kill some Iranian schoolgirls and lie about it. Nobody gives a fuck. But you just don't fuck with Melania's shoes! Mueller should burn in hell forever for that! P.S. Then again maybe the Iranians will assassinate Trump and The Genocide Jew and they will burn in hell forever. Open up Pandora's box and all kinds of shit comes out.

Actually, that's not fair. Trump defends Patriot Pete pretty well, don't you think? Problem is, Patriot Pete is disloyal when it comes to defending Trump. When Trump lied about how the US killed Iranian schoolgirls, Pete should have been a man and denied it. Instead, it was almost like Hegseth was trying to tell the truth. How fucked up is that? 🤔

This is fantastic news!!!! Top US allies are turning toward China instead. Thank Trump. Glorify Trump. Worship Trump. He Is KING! Okay let's start with a few small pieces of bad news. There always have to be a few assholes to spoil the fun, huh? First off as always Canada has proven themselves to be a shit hole. Why am I not surprised? Those unpatriotic socialists need to all be deported. That way we can get some people with Heritage Blood in there to make it our 52nd state after Greenland. Germans are always causing problems especially with Jews. Now we have the Genocide Jew all pumped up and ready to use a tactical nuke on Iran wipe the scum leadership off the face of the earth. That is a great solution when you think about it. Plus those women and kids who DID NOT COOPERATE even though we gave them every chance to get rid of the SCUM leaders who are like VERMIN. And now the Germans don't want to accept responsibility for NATO to clean up the mess they caused in the Straight of Hormuz. We need some Heritage Blood there, too, I guess! So yeah you have a few socialist losers from NATO shit holes but other than that everything is going great! The greatest richest and most advanced democracies in the world are all on board with the Board Of Peace! Saudi Arabia: on board! Qatar: on board! United Arab Emirates: on board! Turkey: on board! Egypt: on board! Jordan: on board! Morocco: on board! And lest we forget: Jared Kushner: on board! Although Jared had to put his billions in Middle East financial holdings in a blind trust. Ha ha just kidding. That shit is only for socialist losers and suckers who fight in wars. Smart people who do not live in shit holes make money off democracy LOL!!!

Oh my dearest and darlingest Sister. That distresses me so! Okay, we have to get creative, I guess. It is true that I think of you as my Sister In Cock. Can't you just lean into our training and devotion as Nuns Of The Nipple? He does seem civilized enough in that regard. 😉

Sorry Sis. You can't have any. You have Zohran, anyway. 😁

Hegseth gutted offices that would have probed Iran school strike Fuck yeah! I am tired of this woke bullshit. Let warfighters fight wars! All this politically correct bullshit about dead Iranian girls is unpatriotic. The whole point of war is to kill Iranians, okay? Who the fuck cares about dead girls? President Trump knows that girls are good for fucking. Especially pretty young ones. I have three wives and seven kids, both boys and girls. I know what boys need and girls need, too! War fighters fight wars. They need to fuck and be manly! No queers! No women! No anal sex! I am so tired of these hysterical women and their fuckling woke bullshit. Let my men hunt and kill Iranians! We are here to help them! No more of this woke bullshit!

To his credit, Trump specifically did not overtly endorse Bibi The Butcher's idea of assassinating any old leader when asked. Wonder why? 🤔

Is assassination a bad thing? Right now it is Israel's policy. The genocidal monster who leads Israel is saying we will assassinate any leader you choose, Iran. That is what Bibi The Genocide Jew is saying, proudly. Israel is about to have an election, and polls say The Genocide Jew will win again. So Israel seems to be saying, "We want The Genocide Jew. We want a leader whose policy is to assassinate other leaders. We are for the assassination of leaders we don't like." Think that one through

John Bolton's Dream of Bombing Iran Came True. So Why Isn't He Happy? This interview with Trump's former National Security Advisor, now one of Trump's biggest critics, is one of the best explanations I have heard of why Iranians who want democracy are fucked. Basically, Bolton says, it is not even on Trump's radar. He is just throwing out words about how Iranians should magically rise up with no weapons. And defeat up to 1 million pro-regime authoritarians armed with guns. To take a trip down memory lane, when Bolton started going after Trump years ago, Trump responded by saying Bolton is a warmonger who wanted World War III. Except now Trump is in fact doing some version of what Bolton wanted. But he is doing it poorly, with no strategy, Bolton says. The part Bolton focuses on is the part no one can see. If Trump really wanted regime change, there are all kinds of things he'd be doing behind the scenes with people Bolton knows well. None of that is happening. Bolton's explanation is that Trump is stupid, basically. He does not do planning. He does not do strategy. He has impulses. He thinks he is the guy who will solve the problem no else could solve. How that works, who knows? But he's Donald Trump, so he always wins! When I heard Trump call on Iranians to rise up, it seemed liked a particularly cruel and cynical thing to do. These loyal Trumpians are the people who believe, perhaps correctly, that Iran just killed 30,000 of its own unarmed citizens who were protesting. If you believe that, it's not hard to believe they'll kill 100,000 people next time if needed. You have no plan, you just managed to get a hardliner in place who says, "Fuck you" after you killed his entire family, and you expect that somehow this will magically work out? It's incredibly cruel. To take it one step further, there are loyal Trumpians who are disavowing Colin Powell's "you break it, you bought it" concept. Meaning we can go break any fucking thing we want in Iran, and it is not OUR fault. Sorry, Iranians. You tolerated this cruel regime. So if we have to blow up your infrastructure and kill your daughters - which we deny doing even though it is obvious we did - that is YOUR fault. You don't get democracy. And you don't even get water and electricity. We'll blow that up, too. Oh, and by the way. We are the good guys who are here to help. It makes perfect sense to me that next time they will kill 100,000 Jewish babies. They will gladly slit the throats of Jewish babies open to avenge what Israel and America did to them. Meanwhile, American Moms wake up every morning more worried about gas prices than about an Iranian or American missile hitting the school their daughter attends. This is why Trump is fucked. He is a war criminal who should be tried for war crimes. He is going to make Iranians hate Americans and Jews. Gingrich WARNS Iran war will be American ‘DEFEAT’ if this happens I'll end my rant with this sad interview. It's almost touching to see Larry Kudlow ejaculating in public about how he just has to believe in his MAGA heart or hearts that Americans will rise up in support of Trump's War Of The Week, even if it means a little bit higher gas prices. That is what these true believers really think. Of course we are the good guys. We have to be. We have no plan, we kill your daughters, and we lie about it. Doesn't that make us good? To his credit, even an ideologue like Newt Gingrich tries to talk Kudlow down from his fantasy ejaculation. People do not want to pay higher gas prices to fund Trump's Ego and War Of The Week. (My words, not Newt's.) They care about gas prices, not what Bibi The Baby Killer wants. Gingrich is of course right. He understands that Trump is much more likely to lose this than to win. Even though Trump will declare victory, no matter what happens. The Iranian people Trump wants to help, and Kudlow believes we are helping, will be the losers. It makes perfect sense that with no strategy other than, "Bomb the fuck out of them," the worst elements of the theocracy and revolutionary guards would band together and dig in. Now they have. They will rebuild. China and Russia will be glad to help. The next predictable thing is when the bombs stop they will lash out at Americans and Jews, violently. God bless America!

I just don't get what Bill Maher doesn't get about stupidity, and having no strategy. Bill Maher just has to make stupid jokes. So I guess there is no downside to stupidity for him. Does Bill Maher find it funny that we killed the Ayatollah to get the Ayatollah's son. Is that funny? HA HA HA. Does Bill Maher find it funny that the new regime will be younger, and probably even more hardline? HA HA HA. Does Bill Maher find it funny that we are empowering The Genocide Jew to kill tens of thousands more innocent people? HA HA HA Does Bill Maher find it funny that the only way we can prevent any of this is to get lots of young Americans killed in a war no one asked for? HA HA HA Will Bill Maher go to Iran to personally try to kill the bad guys he does not like? HA HA HA Does Bill Maher think its funny that the price of gas will go up, and his viewers' retirement accounts will go down? HA HA HA Personally, I find it funny that Maher is so stupid! When pressed, all he can say is, "It's not ALL our fault." Stupid jerk!

They are. They have. I don't really know that this war makes that big of a difference, since China and Iran were obviously allies anyway. I think the right way to think about it is that Iran is now even MORE dependent on China moving forward. Trump wanted to get rid of the Ayatollah, and instead he got the Ayatollah's son. Trump wanted to move Iran's leadership away from China. Instead they will run to China to rearm themselves with missiles and drones. Trump can't do a fucking thing about it. He is a loser. He is stupid and weak. A weak bully who just had both his testicles removed. The oil market took his left testicle, and the stock market took his right testicle. God knows why anyone would want the disgusting useless things. But the weak bully was castrated before some of us woke up, Sis. The oil market behaved very badly. So stupid Trump, who can not tell his left testicle from his right, had to say "the war will end very soon." Patriot Pete must have vomited on his hair gel. The Ayatollahs no doubt said a prayer of thanks. Trump says Iran war will end ‘very soon,’ predicts lower oil prices What makes it even worse is that Trump is shoveling oil money into Putin's war arsenal, and begging to make it easier for Putin to make money selling oil to India. And now he has a green light to blow up Zelenskyy, his wife, and kids. We just killed the new leader's father, mother, wife, and son. How can we complain if Murderous Vlad does the same in Ukraine? China will love the precedent! Get out the knives. It is unimaginable what a weak pussy Trump is. The only good news about his testicles being taken away is now the whole world, including Iran and China and Russia, can look at this pathetic fool and know he is a stupid and weak pussy. The other good news is Patriot Pete likes pussy. So maybe Hegseth will fuck Trump. Melania sure won't.

One other nice thing about a few Ezra Klein pieces is he reminds us how totally in the dark lots of voters are. They basically do rely on Tik Tok for news. So I wouldn't underestimate how much of this is just based on vibe and, basically, almost total ignorance. Especially among young voters. I don't really understand it, and I don't like it. But it is what it is. So, to put a fine point on it, am I the White guy saying young Black and Hispanic men are racist because they voted for a racist like Trump? That kind of sounds foolish. And while I am a fool, I am not that big of a fool, as you know Sis. Why did so many young Black and Hispanic men vote for Trump? Lots of reasons, I think. The part of it that I literally brag about to my rich Romneyesque nephew, who I adore, is that these days the Republicans actually runs Black men for Senator in South Carolina, and Guv in Florida. That is NOT the Republican Party of my youth, or even his youth. (He lives in Tennessee, the birthplace of the Klan. But his neighbors include affluent Blacks who are in and out of his house all the time, in part because he has a Black nephew.) So when I am talking to him I make a point of saying that this is a Republican Party that is at least trying to be inclusive. That's the plus side. The minus side is in 2024 there were Tik Tok videos of Black men talking about how cool it was that Trump was a felon. It actually was a positive among some people. I think that is a marginal space in US politics. It makes no fucking sense to me whatsoever. But they were pissed about inflation and rent and food prices and all kinds of shit. And Trump said blame it on the Democrats. So Trump has not solved their problems. But neither have Democrats. They do not know who Hakeem Jeffries is, nor could they give a shit. I have absolutely zero understanding of how these voters make decisions. Or whether they will even vote in 2028. Obama tried to reach out to them, and failed. But my guess is even on Tik Tok they are getting the message that this war is bullshit, nobody asked for it, and it is going to raise the price of gas and food so we can get the son of the Ayatollah. What fucking sense does this make? If these "disaffected" young voters vote at all, I would rather they vote Democrat. But as Ezra Klein and David Shor know, even calling them "disaffected" is an elitist thing to do. Somebody smart and young needs to make a lot of Tik Tok videos to reach out to them. So, in the end, we agree Sis. Trump IS taking himself down. He just LOST the Iran War today. The oil market took one of his testicles, and the stock market took the other one. The Mad King was just castrated. He can thank his own stupidity for that.

Actually, it is true. That is the problem! And I'm as much to blame as anyone. In the sense that I'm a liberal who agrees with elements of the "progressive" vision that turn a lot of median voters off. This is where Ruy Teixeira and his endless and somewhat angry rants are useful. He wrote the book The Emerging Democratic Majority. On a personal note, I bought that book while at my alma mater in Minnesota shortly after Paul Wellstone died in a plane crash, and Carleton had a symposium on his legacy. This was in the run up to the Iraq War. So the very idea "The Emerging Democratic Majority" seemed like a cruel joke in that moment. But Teixeira and Judis were right. The democratic majority did start to emerge under Obama, for at least a few years. Teixeira has a laundry list of issues where Democrats are out of touch with the median voter. The median voter likes an "all of the above" energy strategy. Lefties want a Green New Deal. The median voter wants immigration enforcement, which they got under Obama, aka Deporter In Chief. Leftists and immigration groups seemingly wanted open borders. Then there is crime. I'm not sure how much these fringey issues like transgender actually matter. At the very least, we know from 2024 that you could use it as a symbol against Kamala Harris to say "these Democrats are not like us." All that said, I actually think it's more basic than that. I think Obama promised real change, but he did not deliver. Most young people in my family, Millennials and Zoomers, basically feel they live in a system where they are screwed. And politics is not meant to work for them. I don't quite buy that. By every statistic I have seen, younger generations have higher incomes and net worth at the same age than Boomers did. In large part because they are college educated. But perception is reality. I actually buy it more from Trump's working class supporters, many of whom used to be Democrats and voted for Obama. We lost 6 million factory jobs, mostly under W. People's lives and communities were decimated. Obamacare is a good thing, and most people like it. But it was like a Band Aid. I think this is the challenge of the Democratic Party. Somehow it has to be inclusive, including of very progressive people, without turning off the median voter. In practice, there is a two letter solution: NO. I think Obama was just better than Biden at saying no. This is what drove Teixeira crazy. All these progressive college-educated partisans said he was too moderate or racist or whatever. He clearly grew to despise the very people trying to build the democratic majority he wanted, and still wants. Some Democrat is going to have to come along, like FDR or like Reagan was for the conservatives, and put the pieces of a new deal together. Trump has clearly failed to do that, after two tries. Biden failed too. But, again, if you look at Mexico it is quite possible to put together a working class New Deal that is overwhelmingly popular. This is what 2028 will be all about. Happily, I think Trump just flung the door wide open for Democrats. Oil is going through the roof. The stock market looks like it is about to collapse. We now have monthly job losses. We have a war Trump can't explain that most Americans don't want. I think he is toast. I used to say at least he is not as bad as W. Now that he is doing his thing with no restraints, he is far far worse. He is a fucking disgrace.