Hooray, we won! We traded in an octogenarian ayatollah for one in his prime! We moved fifth fleet headquarters from Bahrain to Virginia Beach. All of our other bases in the region are “uninhabitable”. Four THAAD radars were destroyed, several fixed emplacement radars, an E-3, four tankers, several brand new F-35s and a handful of older multimillion dollar aircraft. Not to mention we depleted our interceptor inventory. To top it all off, we killed thousands of non-combatants, including 160 little girls. But the straights of Hormuz are (almost?)open! Just like they were before grandpa started Operation Epstein Distraction! USA! USA! USA! USA!