Stable Genius

. There once was a Kristi and Corey A boring and sordid love story They shagged on a plane And both left a stain The details must be so damn gory

"DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists,’ and give a major speech," If they were 'third rate artists', why were they being highly paid?

Trump suggests canceling music performances at the ‘Great American State Fair’ after several artists back out Five artists have declined to perform at the event celebrating the United States’ 250th birthday, saying they didn’t know it was political in nature. Nobody wants this State Fair ...nobody wants a ballroom, a blue reflecting pool, a $250 bill with Trumps' face on it, a MMA fight on the White House lawn, an Arch, and nobody wanted a war with Iran.

Has anyone else noticed Trump's peculiar love of "handsome, muscular men"? His favorite sport is mixed martial arts where a bunch of muscular, sweaty, semi-naked dudes duke it out. He tells handsome guys in his orbit they look "straight out of central casting", or "perfect physical specimens", or “Young, handsome guy. It’s always nice to be young and handsome,” he complimented the president of Paraguay. And his favorite song is a gay anthem of handsome men cavorting to "YMCA". He demands he MUST have a ballroom, loves musicals and showtunes, and wears lots of makeup, too. Looks pretty darned gay to me. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-JhPWLHen8Y

EmmetK, Fucknaway?

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-05-27/newsom-vows-to-levy-100-tax-on-california-recipients-of-trumps-1-8-billion-slush-fund

"We lost the Iran war, our economy is slipping for 99% of people, and the world hates us. But I secured 1.8 Billion dollars for my friends, I'm free to cheat on my taxes forever, I can pardon any one of you for anything for the rest of your lives, and we're destroying equality, voting, and health care in America. What else can we do to keep the Epstein stuff quiet?"

https://www.crookedken.com

Trump Declares Himself in Good Health After Physical Exam at Walter Reed President Trump, who will turn 80 next month, did not give details on the exam. Rotting hands, cankles, incontinence, CRS disease (Can't Remember Shit), and falling asleep constantly during the day. Sure: he's a vigorous example of robust good health.

Megyn Kelly, who endorsed and campaigned for Trump in the 2024 election: “I didn’t expect the corruption to be quite as widespread as it has been. The self-dealing, the lining of his and his family’s pockets. It’s shocking… You look across the board at the Trump family, I’ve never seen a family get so rich off the presidency.”

Bucknaway???

The MAGA seals will clap in unison that the "brilliant" negotiator, Orange Pedo, has played 5D chess. Nothing is further from the truth. An emboldened Iran is now more hardline than ever, and any "deal" is because OP knows that if he attacked Iran again, they'd unleash their missiles (70% still exist with more being manufactured daily) on the entire Middle East oil and gas infrastructure. They'll also take out the fiber and communication cables in the Persian Gulf. This is what Iran has explicitly told OP in the past few weeks. For a corrupt president, who says the gulf "is not important to us," it's a fatal blow that shows once again he could never get a better deal than Obama. And now we are exposed as a weak military and laughing stock.