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OMG! Where did you get my picture???? I will report you for violating my privacy.

Yeah that one works too.
Just walk up to the counter and take a pointer and make motions like your sticking it up your hole. They will understand perfectly. 

I have a cleaning service coming to my place every two weeks. I usually remember to put away all the "private" stuff, like my water pipe, weed, and sex toys.
I am not very organized and would usually dump all the sex toys in one of the closets. One day I forgot to put away my sex toys (sexy underwear, leather paraphernalia, dildos, ropes, handcuffs, masks, etc.) after one of my photoshoots back when I had a JFF account. When I returned home, the cleaners had found an empty storage box and put away all my toys in there. Interestingly, not only did they save in the container all the toys I left in my extra room. Besides, they collected all the sex toys available in the three closets in my condo and saved them together in the giant Tupperware.
I was ashamed but thankful.

One thing funny happened to me in Rio in my hotel. The hotel I was at, had a switch you can turn on or off for room service. Turning it on, turns the green light on. On the outside of the door.
Anyways I always made sure that is off. I didnt really need room service. But still everyday I would come back the room was clean and straighten up. 
The funny part is that i brought a dildo with me (would use it before going to sauna, to prep myself 😂) it had a suction type at the end, so I would stick it to the restroom wall after cleaning it. 
The first day i came back from the sauna, the room was all tidy up but the dildo was still hanging on the bathroom wall 😝. I thought maybe they came in by mistake so I did the same thing next day, left the dildo on the wall hanging and the same thing happened. I wad so embarrased to look the cleaning lady in the eye whenever I would get out of my room 😂😂.
 
The following days, i would put it in my luggage in a ziplock 😅

I always wear a towel on top of my shorts.  It serves as a skirt for me.  I also carry a purse containing lubes and condoms.  I am a classy lady.