Trumples

Apparently, you don't.  
It didn't fit all the way down the shaft, even though he was using one of the condoms my friend brought over for our daily romp, and it's the biggest size.
 
I was a little fearful before he inserted it, suggesting he not go all the way in. He assured me that guys have never had a problem with its length. He put most of it in and then waited a bit before sliding it all the way home. I was very surprised. And no pain at all.
 
I will be forever grateful to my friend for introducing him to me. Otherwise, I would never have met him as he is no longer on the scene, I think he deserves a bit of retail therapy as a reward. I believe he wants a new watch.

I made my way over to the bar to pick up my friend for our afternoon session, only to find he was unable to perform today. Like all the other boys in the bar he'd come down with a nasty cold and looked very ill. I scolded him for coming into the bar in such a condition, as he could have told me on Line. But he said he wanted to be there to greet me. What a sweetie!
 
Never mind, I should take last night's guy, who was sitting with me, cock at the ready.
 
As he left, the rain started bucketing down and the soi was quickly flooded. There was no way we could make it back to the hotel without walking through all the filthy water. I was trapped in the bar.
 
Lucky me! We spent the next three hours sucking and "chucking" on the sofa. A bit of fun, then some drinking and chatting, back to the fun and then some more chatting. It's called "edging," I think. Christ, I could last all day doing that!
 
During one of our interludes he introduced me to grindr, an app I've heard so much about but never actually seen. Wow! It was full of photos of guys' cocks. I'll have to download it, even though I'll probably never use it as I prefer to meet guys in bars.
 
Later in the evening I went to Hotmale for the show. When I arrived there was only one other customer, so I decided to leave straight after my 400 baht drink, as there would surely be no show tonight.
 
What on earth has happened to Hotmale? Where have all the hot guys gone? On stage stood an strange mix of young guys, daddies and grandfathers. And where is the guy with the huge bulge who I reported on last trip? What a disappointment!
 
Normally, with only 2 customers you tend to be the focus of the boys' attention, and I hate that. But tonight they had set up screens in the bar, 2 of which were directly in front of the boys on stage, showing the World Cup. It appears that we were unable to compete with that.
 
A couple of Chinese arrived to boost the audience to 4 and suddenly the lights went down and the music started. Don't tell me they are going through with the show. Surely not. But they did. Kudos to the bar for that.
 
It was like a private show. And it wasn't shortened, either. It featured metres of cock and ended with the old-style acrobatic fuck show - with the lights on. As usual they came down from the stage and gave us our own very long fuck show. The guys stood as close to me as possible to make sure I got a clear view of the action, literally right in my face. The Young Chinese girl sitting on the sofa next to me actually grabbed the top's massive cock on the out stroke and held it while he was fucking. Yuk! I hope she washed her hands after that.
 
I then headed over to Golden Cock. I wasn't intending to stay; I just went to pay them the 1000 baht I owed then from this afternoon's fun. I managed to spend more than I intended.
 
But who should be sitting there but last night's Lao stunner! I decided to stay.
 
He sat with me and immediately unbuckled his jeans. As he placed my hand on his appendage he whispered "You want me go with you tonight?"
 
Gulp!
 
Back in the room he quickly undressed and showered. He came out of the bathroom with a massive erection - surely the longest cock I've ever seen. We jumped into bed and I was able to get a proper look at it. It's even bigger than I thought; I'm guessing 10 inches, maybe longer.
 
"Are you really going to fuck me with that??"
 
"Sure. No probrem. Can do."
 
And he did. And it was beyond amazing.
 
We finished with a long chuck-wow. He likes to take his time. When my arm got tired I just lay back and watched him do it. And it wasn't your basic chuck-wow - he employs a variety of techniques to get off.
 
He's not working tomorrow night but he said he wanted to see my money....oops, I meant me, for another round the night after.
 
I gave him a tip as large as his cock and he left with a huge smile on his face.

Thanks for clarifying that, Alex.
 
The waiter was talking to a stranger, not a friend. The guy was asking lots of questions so the waiter knew straight away he was dealing with a newbie. I guess he just decided to try it on.
 
One of the things I love about my Bangkok boy is that he takes such good care of me, and not just in bed. He knows the type of boys I like - handsome, slim and well-hung - and he had many friends who got that category and gets them to come to the bar to meet me.
 
Tonight when I got there he rushed up to me all excited, saying he had invited his friend over to see me.
 
"He from Lao and have very long cock. You can hold with two hands!"
 
He walked in and I nearly fell off my chair. OMG! What an absolute stunner! I went weak at the knees as he sat down beside me. Just gorgeous! He smiled at me and my knees were literally knocking together. I was speechless. He reminded me of the stunningly handsome guy at Boyzboyzboyz who I wrote about in a trip report a few years ago. A one in a million guy.
 
"You can touch his cock. No problem."
 
He looked at me and smiled. I couldn't believe my eyes. Or my luck. He undid his belt and unzipped his fly and then opened his briefs to give me a look.
 
What? Where's the big cock? It's actually very much on the small side. What a let-down!
 
I squeezed it and suddenly it sprung to life and started to grow. And grow. And grow some more. Fuck, it's huge!
 
"See? I tell you he big."
 
I held it with both hands and it still stuck out the top.
 
It turns out he used to work at XBoys but has since "retired." He told me he had made a lot of money but needed a rest from the bar scene and the snooty mamasans. I imagine he would have been in very high demand. Definitely the bar star.
 
I enjoyed 2 hours of hands-on fun with him while the other Lao guy with the fat cock sat on the other side of me stroking my cock. He was in a particularly happy mood, as I had arranged to off him tonight.
 
As we left the bar my friend told me he had already arranged for us to meet again.
 
I wasn't sure how tonight's sex was going to pan out. This afternoon's session was cut a little bit short as I found it a bit painful. This is because of the way last night's off rammed his cock into me with so much force. I told him I'd give it a go but he would have to take it slowly. If we couldn't fuck it wouldn't matter, as his speciality is blow jobs. He's an expert.
 
But all went well, as he's also a top par excellence. I even got to witness a repeat of that awesome cumshot.
 
I wonder who my friend has lined up for me tomorrow night?

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It seems that both Eros and Ting Tong were open again last night with proper licences in place.

It seems that both Eros and Ting Tong were open again last night with proper licences in place.

You might be referring to Natan, a great restaurant with beautiful food. Each time I'm there I visit Natan. not the cheapest but I always figure I'm on holiday so why should I worry lol

From what I saw on Saturday they may be more hunky boys on the menu than in the old location

The only massage place I visit thes days.
 
I arrive back in the Kingdom on Sunday so Banana will be on my menu. Tor is my favourite massuer, hunky and VERY well built and not afraid to use it.

Thanks Vinapu for that great article.
 
I agree completely with you about Banana, in the past few years it's the only place I visit when in Bangkok. Mr Kevin is a great wealth of information and I have the same guy every time I visit.
 
Looking forward to my week there over Christmas and then a fortnight in Pattaya when your article will be of much value.

To say the least, your language here is politically incorrect and, as far as I'm concerned, offensive.  Next time, presuming these are your questions, maybe ask why Thai boys are always/usually late and/or why are they always/usually irresponsible.
 
I've read the message boards since the mid-90's and, as far as I can recall, you have the worst luck of anyone I've ever read about.  And, frankly, at this point in time, I don't think it's by chance. 

I spent a week there in August and I'm booked there for another 10 nights in January.
 
I stayed in a balcony room last time but next time I will be in the poolside rooms as I feel those on the balconies get left out of the friendship etc - but maybe that was my natural shyness when in new surroundings. The rooms were good.
 
Breakfast was fine, you can choose between healthy choices or a good hot breakfast. Fruit was good, coffee was adequate. You can choose to eat in their restaurant or have it served in your room.
 
It's mostly gay, whilst I was there I had some ladies from Europe there, where they real ladies though was a question I asked myself many times. They were a delight though and when they left the place certainly went quiet.
 
Getitng to and from there is simple. A saunter up to the main road and you will be in a bhat bus heading to the beach or into Pattya very quickly. I wondered about this but it was never an issue, was just easy to get around. Never was able to work out how the resorts Tuk Tuk worked, don't know if you can hire it with driver or what.
 
I enjoyed it, this next trip can't come quick enough. This time my bf and our special friend will be with me for the duration. So half the stay will be in a 2 bedroom apartment there.
 
The pool is nice, the roof gardens give you the opportunity to sunbathe au natual if you want. The staff were good and were there to please.

Actually, I do have an important message for you.  As a matter of fact it's urgent - absolutely vital.  Now, all you have to do is bribe me the right way to find out what it is . . .

I was there again on Thursday this week. As usual, they had a slew of boys. I counted 45 behind the glass but I don't know how many were in the rooms upstairs. I expect that the place was full as they did not have any VIP rooms available and we took a very basic room. It was small but did the trick.
 
I took my regular guy named Lek. He was as good as always.
 
Cost for room was 700 baht. I have to check this as I didn't think the basic rooms were so much. The minimum tip is 1000 baht.
 
The 45 boys to choose from was an amazing selection of guys and for the first time there, I saw several younger twinky gay boys. I saw 3 of them and that is not normally something I see there. I considered doing a second massage but was really tired from my day and took a taxi to head back to my hotel.
 
No taxi wants to go to Sathorn between 4-8 so I told the guy I would give him 200 baht and he said OK. This was the most interesting taxi driver I have had. His taxi was old and out of shape and so was he. but he regaled me with stories from the time he was in Bangkok during Vietnam War. He has been driving in the area for 50 years. He told one story after another in perfect English. I was just fascinated and at the end I gave him 1,000 baht and told him to take his wife and kids out for a nice dinner. He was extremely appreciative.