Everything posted by kokopelli
- How To Skin A Banana
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How To Skin A Banana
For those of you who still have the skin on their banana and may want to peel it a bit, there is a novel cosmetic circumcision procedure. Rather than the usual snip and clip the tip of the banana the surgeon will save the foreskin for more natural appearance. First of all he will inject the banana with an agent that will make it firm and hard and then measure (with your input) just how much you want to remove of the skin. So for example, 2 cm, after which he will then excise a 2 cm band of skin around the circumference of the banana but in the middle not at the tip , pull the cut ends together and stitch them , sort of a Frankenweenie! As a result your sex partner will have something extra to nibble on and you will enjoy the sensation. A win win situation.
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Trip (Massage) Report 2016
What, a hard massage is more than a soft massage? Every time I go for a massage he asks do I like it hard or soft and I say soft. Am I misinterpreting the meaning of hard and soft???
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Younger bar/massage boys
I doubt that very much.
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Is your boyfriend Thai?
Ask them but assume they are money boys. Why else would they be selling their ass?
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Preparing my first visit
Pattaya although no difference between weekend and weekdays. More car traffic in Pattaya on weekends.
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First time visit hotel question
Forget the Rose! Small rooms, shit TV and no WiFi.
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First time visit hotel question
Nothing wrong with a "dated decor"; think The Grand Budapest Hotel, The White House, Buckingham Palace and Elysee Palace.
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First time visit hotel question
Yes, Tarnatwan is just fine, can't go wrong. Across the street is Di Arni Hotel if you want to google that. You want current decor but are not a hotel snob?
- The Coffee Boy, Chiang Mai
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East coast USA to BKK for under $700.
I believe China Southern is at the bottom of the barrel; I will be flying both China Eastern and China Southern but not for another six months. Using miles for Biz Class 70K each way to USA booked on Delta.
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Pattaya Jan 2016
All of Me awaiting annual license renewal.
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Pattaya Jan 2016
Eros, Nice Boys, Power Boys
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Deep Lines at Immigration Last night
Not to be a spoiled sport, but just what does this have to do with long lines at Immigration in Thailand? Unfortunately some of the topics on this forum just go on and on for no reason at all.
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Forigners targeted as police raid Pattaya nightclubs
Driving around in your car and carrying your passport in one thing, strolling down Walking Street and visiting bars/clubs and carrying your passport is an invitation to lose it or get robbed of it.
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Do you wish the best for Thailand?
Not really. Things could turn ugly here as in Syria if no change for the better.
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Forigners targeted as police raid Pattaya nightclubs
Am I wrong, but didn't The General, state earlier that copies of passports were acceptable?
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The Malls of Bangkok - Gay Paradise
Oh, I see, a murse? (man-purse)
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The Malls of Bangkok - Gay Paradise
Can you be more specific? Fag bags, shopping bags, gym bag, back pack or your basic sequin clutch?
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family meeting
For me , not the same as with other farang. I have no desire to visit the bf's home and he has no desire for me to visit his home. Even if he asked me to visit his home I would not want to go. His life and my life.
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Do you wish the best for Thailand?
Yes, I wish the best for Thailand but with the type of government and corruption I don't see anything changing for the better.
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December 2015 adventures- Bangkok and Pattaya trip
I have met many who like boys better. Like to samoke cock, not lick pussy.
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Copa' s Water Show in A Pattaya
What about with the goggles and no speedos?
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Star Wars in Thailand
The coming attractions were intriguing. It will be in Pattaya on 17th but not concerned seeing it the first day. But remember the first time I saw it 40 years ago as if yesterday, amazing.
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a picture is worth a 1000 words
I am always in the business of buying ass, an opportunity I look forward to.