I was at a many hotels recently and in a few of them I noticed the date on the HoHo's were out of date. I wasn't happy about that and I didn't eat them. Same thing happened to me today and I was tired of this so I went to the front desk. I said:

Hey, look, I am a paying customer in your fine hotel and I want my fucking HoHo's.

Seriously, I just asked why all the snacks that are perishable are out dated (some of the others you could see the dates). She said that some of the delivery companies do this on purpose. They take the old ones and put behind some new ones and hope people don't notice. They will then take the ones they swapped out and sell them. It adds money to the deliver man's pocket. She told me this and I had never heard this before.

She said that they have complained to the company so much that one letter from me and they would switch vendors.

Has anyone heard of shit like this happening? I mean, seriously, who messes with your hoho's?

Ho-Ho Hotels do that all the time. Next thing you know, they will ask you to save water by not having your room cleaned that day- at all! The poor maids lose out, you don't get your room cleaned, and Oz gets no ho's in his room!