A punter meets a young escort in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..

They get back to his place,

And as he shows him around his apartment

He notices that one wall of the bedroom is

Completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom,

With hundreds and hundreds of cute,

Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed

In rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken

Quite some time to lovingly arrange them

And the boy was immediately touched

By the amount of thought he had

Put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along

The bottom shelf,

Medium-sized bears covering the

Length of the middle shelf,

And huge, enormous bears running

All the way along the top shelf.

He found it strange for an

Obviously masculine guy

To have such a large collection of Teddy Bears,

He is quite impressed by his collection, a rich client.

But doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and

Continue talking and,

After awhile, the boy finds himself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the client to set me up for life?'

He turns to him and kisses him

Lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,

And he romantically lifts him in

His arms and carries him into his bedroom

Where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

He is so overwhelmed that he responds with more passion,

More creativity, more heat than he has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night

Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

They are lying there together in the afterglow.

The boy rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at him,

Strokes his cheek, Looks deeply into his eyes,

And says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

OMG!!! I nearly spit coffee all over the monitor!!!

That is F'in HILARIOUS!!!

Thanks for the laugh....

hmmm, I'll have to think about re-decorating my bedroom after that hilarious story.

And just because: one of my favorite fantasy scenes that might be worth the big bears on the top shelf: