November 5, 201114 yr Active Members I visited my dyslexic friend right after Daylight Savings Time ended. He was putting black shoe polish all over his dick. I said, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clocks back!" Moral of the story? Don't forget tonight.............the shoe polish.
November 6, 201114 yr Active Members Yes, I do. And that is me soft. I love poking people with it, but my tragedy is that most people can't take it!
November 6, 201114 yr Author Active Members Yes, I do. And that is me soft. I love poking people with it, but my tragedy is that most people can't take it! I'm more interested in the watch.
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