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Written by Zach February 20th, 2013

February 20th, 2013

Oh, Donny!

File this one under “porn stars do the wackiest things” and maybe also file it under “things to do in Louisville when you’re drunk and horny,” because gay porn star Donny Wright was arrested Monday night after breaking into a Louisville, Kentucky firehouse and masturbating atop a pile of firemen gear. Well, what else is there to do in Kentucky?

Gawker via WLKY (neither of whom have realized that the man who was arrested is a gay porn star and maybe he was just rehearsing for an upcoming firemen-themed gay porn?):

A man faces multiple charges after police said he broke into Metro Fire House on Jefferson Street while intoxicated and masturbated on gear.

According to the arrest report, 27-year-old [Donny Wright] shattered one of the bay window doors on the building, broke in, pulled gear out of lockers in a storage room and was found masturbating on the gear.

That actually sounds really hot, except now Donny is facing charges of burglary, public intoxication, and criminal mischief. Seeing as this was a victimless crime and it’s his first offense, hopefully he’ll get off (ha ha) easy.

It’s been a busy week for Donny Wright. On the same day he was arrested, Donny was ranked #29 on The Sword’s list of the Top 40 Most Beautiful and Biggest Cocks in Gay Porn. And in case you’re wondering why sweet and soft-spoken Donny Wright would do something like this?

Police said he was under the influence of alcohol and when asked why he broke in, he stated, “Because I wanted to.”

Donny Wright is my hero.

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Another example of life imitates art... well you know what I mean.

Why didn't he break into my house instead? I would have made him a cup of coffee and baked some cookies so that he could sober up... Firefighters are a bit mean.. They could have just warned him and sent him home...

The Firehouse he broke into is 1/2 a block from one of the largest Gay Nightclubs in the Country, The Connection. Yes one of the largest Gay night clubs is in Louisville KY. I was there with friends last Friday and again Sunday night. Lady Gaga even showed up there on stage a few months ago singing with the Drag Queens after her concert in Louisville. But I do not believe she visited the Firehouse down the street. But maybe next time she is in town.

They have one the largest gay clubs in KY?? I didn't know that...

They have one the largest gay clubs in KY?? I didn't know that...

Yep... http://www.theconnection.net/.

Also btw, Kentucky's second largest city Lexington, in the middle of Bluegrass horse country, has an openly Gay man serving as it's Mayor. Louisville had one of the first Gay Rights Ordinances in the country, has an openly Gay female on the Metro City Council and the Louisville's Mayor's spokesperson is a Gay man. But our Gay Pride Parade sucks, and not in a good way.