I can't believe this happened. Who drinks before the reception at a wedding?

http://screen.yahoo.com/blogs/screen-blog/respect-elders-until-throwing-drinks-171848756.html?vp=1

Usually the nervous groom.

lol.. AS there is nothing to be nervous about.. I will be a good wife.. You will be in heaven..

Usually the nervous groom.

hito, guests will NEED to be "falling down Dead Drunk" to attend YOUR wedding..... And there is no doubt in my mind that you would be "THE GOOD WIFE".... Arent those the ones that get "Cheated" on by their philandering hubbys ???? Unless you start Fucking, sucking, rimming, and dressing in leather and giving awesome Hand jobs, there isnt much hope for your long and happy marriage.

Well, in this corner of the world, we are already doing the fucking, sucking and rimming. However, it is a bit hot and humid to be bedecked in leather attire. As to the awesome Hand jobs, aren't my luxe lips and talented tongue enough? Epecially the manner in which they are able to pay such fine attention to his scrotal and taintal regions? For my nascent marriage, I think it is more important to first divorce my wife and then figure out which heels I'll be able to samba and forro all night long. TotallyOZ has already promised to be my Maid of Honor as well as rape each and every groomsman.

Yours,

IHOP akaFavelaDweller

You will be in heaven..

Mm hm ... one of us, anyway.

Ah my future hubby AS is so witty that he depicts our lovely marriage in a funny way so that I could laugh. What a perfect husband to be.

Who ever heard of a wedding without liquor?

. .. . . . Look closer. The groom's got a flask.

I meant no liquor at the wedding ceremony. We will serve drinks at the reception of course.

Guess preloading at the rehearsal dinner the night before will have to suffice for John Courage.