.. if I had one might look something like this.

KyotoYankee! Beautiful.

Ooooh! I must speak to my landscaper about doing something like this.

If you have the hill and house for it, why not?

Best regards,

RA1

Ooooh! I must speak to my landscaper about doing something like this.

In PS, what would your H2O bill for this be?

I was hoping to do it with artificial grass and plantings.

^{Ah, All Faux Nippon.}

^{Best regards,}

^RA1

Ah. And robokoi.

Pretty but it needs to be in my neighbors yard so I can look at it but not take care of it. I need something simple.

Ah-choo!

If ya gonna have A Garden of Eden, you need to have nude boys running around in it.

so I can look at it but not take care of it. I need something simple.

Such as a cute gardener.

...Someone like the Marble Faun in 'Grey Gardens,' say.