I just loved this one. Here it is, exactly as it appears in the PATTAYA CITY NEWS:

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Large Erections Planned for Pattaya

 

At a meeting held at Pattaya City Hall on Wednesday, the very busy Mayor Niran announced the allocation of 46 million baht of the annual budget to the construction of two large archways on the borders of the city.

 

The giant erections will be similar to but much more grandiose than the archway currently spanning Walking Street and will be festooned with lights so that even in darkness people driving along Sukhumvit highway will know they are entering the outskirts of Pattaya.

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I don't know about anyone else, but I certainly have no objections to giant erections, especially if they're "festooned with lights."

That's so funny.

I have never heard of this " Erection " type of planning for a city

I wonder who writes these news and what was he thinking or doing at that time

That's so funny.

I have never heard of this " Erection " type of planning for a city

I wonder who writes these news and what was he thinking or doing at that time

 

I don't know what he was thinking, but I'll bet he wasn't thinking what I'm thinking. Welcome to what may be recorded as a classic blooper.

In my travels round the North East recently it seems that every town and city has at least Two Erections as planned for Pattaya on the main roads in and out. Archways commemorating the King and Queen, similar to the Archways in Bangkok for the 60th Centenery. Nice but what a cost!

Large Erections Planned for Pattaya

 

The giant erections will be similar to but much more grandiose than the archway currently spanning Walking Street and will be festooned with lights so that even in darkness people driving along Sukhumvit highway will know they are entering the outskirts of Pattaya.

 

What better way to welcome people to Pattaya than with two giant errections! And whether they are in skirts or out of skirts, its all good here!

 

The Rose