How the fuck can you catch a hot guys attention and hookup when they are always like THIS ?

(Put down the fucking phone for a minute) 

Sidle up beside him and gently tuck a couple of benjamins under those tight shorts legs.

Results may vary. Proceed at your own risk.

Or just slip your hand into his shorts.

It works, even if it comes with the occasional risk of personal violence.  Believe me.

2 hours ago, AdamSmith said:

Or just slip your hand into his shorts.

It works, even if it comes with the occasional risk of personal violence.  Believe me.

 

 

BUT.......

2 hours ago, Suckrates said:

 

 

BUT.......

I'm always under control.

Too dangerous to fool around like that any other way! 

7 hours ago, AdamSmith said:

I'm always under control.

Too dangerous to fool around like that any other way! 

 

52 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

 

Exactly like that 

Of course doing at least a tiny gaydar sweep beforehand is advisable. 

Drop your wallet or something with it in it as you walk by him. When he draws your attention to it and gives it to you act so grateful and give him 20 as a token of appreciation and start a chat. Mention how much cash and cards you could have lost if he didn't save you. Discussion about how grateful you are commences....use your best lines.

caveat- remove most of your money and cards before doing this. 

4 minutes ago, tassojunior said:

Drop your wallet or something with it in it as you walk by him. When he draws your attention to it and gives it to you act so grateful and give him 20 as a token of appreciation and start a chat. Mention how much cash and cards you could have lost if he didn't save you. Discussion about how grateful you are commences....use your best lines.

caveat- remove most of your money and cards before doing this. 

 

I live in NYC.  The wallet and the perpetrator would be gone before I could say "Whaaaaa" ?  (maybe I should attach a chain to the wallet?) 

caveat 2----May not work in NYC....but that angel in the pic....