A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”

BTW: this was sent to me from an ex Adonis dancer in Montreal. He found it very funny and so did I.

That's great!  It's like the one about the 4 men sitting around bragging about their sons.  The first said my son is a world famous engineer.  He makes so much money and invents electric cars like the newest Tesla model.  Well said the second, that's pretty good but mine is financier on Wall Street, and he makes so much money that he owns multiple penthouse properties in Manhattan!  Pretty good, says the 3rd guy.  But my son is an entrepreneur and his start ups are so successful that he owns a fleet of private jets.  The 4th father was quiet for a while, but finally offered up... my son is gay and he is a male prostitute.  The other 3 men looked a bit shocked and then profusely consoled the 4th father.  We're so sorry, they said.  He replied, "Nah, he's my son and I love him.  Plus, he does pretty well for himself.  Just this Xmas alone he got a Tesla, a NY penthouse, and a private jet as Christmas presents."