As most old geezers, I must keep a close eye on my prostate. I went to Bangkok Pattaya Hospital to see a urologist yesterday. He was 26 years old and drop dead gorgeous. He told me I must stop masturbating.

 

When I asked him why he said, “Because I'm trying to examine you.”

Brilliant!

I had a similar medical experience ...

 

I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.

It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.

Only last night I was having a discussion with my friend who occasionally posts under the handle Tperhs. He mentioned that every so often he encounters a Thai boy who is into light bondage.

 

I nearly fell off my chair when he pointed out, rather profoundly, "These are the Thais that bind."

 

I had my credit card stolen recently. I haven't bothered reporting it, the thief is spending less than my boyfriend.

Excellent guys! I especially like those "binding Thais"...

Keep 'em coming.