Interesting little piece in Britain's Guardian newspaper of towns in North America where people might prefer not to holiday -

 

Boring, Oregon

Dull, Ohio

Ordinary, Virginia

Bummerville, California

Mosquitoville, Vermont

Roaches, Illinois

 

Or maybe these would be more interesting -

 

Hell, Michigan

Crotch Lake, Ontario

Tightwad, Missouri

Purgatory, Maine

Slaughterville, Oklahoma

 

My favourites? -

 

Spunky Puddle, Ohio

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Dildo, Newfoundland

Don't forget Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

Hell, Michigan

 

Yep, I've been to hell (and back!). And then there's Climax, Michigan [as college students, we used to giggle (and start moaning sounds) when we passed the "20 miles to Climax" sign].

I don't think I want to visit Death Valley, CA, at least, not yet.

There is always TimBuckTwo...again in California

There is also Timbuktu in the West African country of Mali. I am not going there.

And "It's a Long Way to Tipperary".