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jokes about "Farang says - Farang thinks"

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I read jokes like

 

You very handsome,sexy man. = You look like you have a lot of money.

 

on several websites, but this is new to me (found it on gayromeo):

 

hello Thaiboy, you're sweet=let me grab your balls

your English is very good=no need to waste time with conversation

you're very smart=my valuables are locked in the safetybox

do you live in Pattaya?=how close is your greedy family?

do you have a job?=are you freelancer?

you're sexy=I take you for one hour

you're very sexy=I take you for one night

you're hot=you just can't wait to get your pay

you're very hot=your expectations in pay are exeggerated

I arrived yesterday=I'll leave tomorrow

here, for taxi=500 Bt to go from Soi 1 to Soi 3

my family is waiting=I'm dating another boy later on

 

And this one is nice too:

 

How do you know that a Thai boy is lying to you? His lips are moving!

 

Any more jokes about Farang and Thai boys (or girls)?

I think wanting to be polite and saying something kinder when we actually mean something quite different isn't just a Thai or Asian or farang form of behaviour. Mea culpa...I do it quite often, too. (*see below)

 

What I actually mean when I say -

Phom chawb khun - If I can get you naked and in my bed, you won't be able to walk tomorrow morning

 

Phom rak khun - If I can get you naked and in my bed, you probably won't be able to climb out again for the next three days (a week when I was ten years younger...*sigh*)

 

See what I mean?

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