This month alone there have been reports of two incidents of peeing on aircraft - and not in the loos. Teenage skier Robert "Sandy" Vietze was dismissed from the U.S. Ski Team's development squad after reportedly getting drunk and urinating in the cabin of a JetBlue flight from Portland to New York. This week a French actor got in on the act.

 

Legendary French actor Gérard Depardieu caused quite a scene on an airplane Tuesday night by urinating in the cabin in front of his fellow passengers after the crew told him he had to wait to use the toilet, according to multiple reports.

 

The Golden Globe winner, 62, was on a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin that was delayed on the tarmac when he asked to use the bathroom. After being told he had to wait until takeoff, he reportedly relieved himself in the aisle.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20519658,00.html

 

There was a thread on gaythailand in early 2009 about low-cost European airline Ryannair's suggestion that it would soon add yet another to the long list of additional fees passengers have to pay. It was planning to charge £1 for use of the loo.

 

I prefer the simple approach. I'll just leave a nice turd for them out in the aisle.

Well, GB, you had remarkable foresight. I suppose the other passengers were also 'relieved' that Depardieu didn't take your advice and drop his pants. I'll now bet that Ryannair will not even consider adding a loo charge anytime soon!

Getting my inspiration from the Cock Pit lives up to its name thread, I'd already decided to take the piss out of Monsieur Depardieu when I saw Fountainhall had beaten me to it and posted the background to the incident.

 

Dublin Et Paris, Actor Rejected Discretion, In Extremis, Urinating

Getting my inspiration from the Cock Pit lives up to its name thread, I'd already decided to take the piss out of Monsieur Depardieu when I saw Fountainhall had beaten me to it and posted the background to the incident.

 

Dublin Et Paris, Actor Rejected Discretion, In Extremis, Urinating

 

 

Hey, I can do this too, but not as well, obviously:

 

R-O-G-I-E

 

Rascal of Gay Inspirational Expressions

R-O-G-I-E

Newspaper Personal Ad:

 

Ridiculously Outrageous Gentleman Inspires Ecstacies

 

Or, bearing in mind the topic of this thread -

 

Righteous Occidental Gives Invigorating Enemas

 

And really we cannot let Gaybutton off the hook here, so here's one that links with one of his favourite threads -

 

Gent After Youthful Beauty Undertakes Trips To Obsessions Nightly

That's not fair!

 

Thaiworthy is 10 letters and Fountainhall is 12.

 

I'm giving up, ain't gonna try and compete with ya!

 

Gent After Youthful Beauty Undertakes Trips To Obsessions Nightly

 

I'm envious, that's really good.

 

On second thoughts if Fountainhall can do it with Gaybutton (9 letters) there's hope for me yet . . .

Michael's not escaping either!

 

Mysteriously Inspirational Caucasian Humps Asians Every Lunchtime

 

As for me, here's a thought in the wee small hours -

 

For Outrageously Undignified Nightly Temptations And Intoxicating Nuptials, He Arranges Lusty Liaisons

I'll take another easy one. One member has only 3 letters:

 

B-O-B

 

Brains or Beauty?

Rascal

Yes, that's me all right!

 

Mysteriously Inspirational Caucasian Humps Asians Every Lunchtime

Ah, a true legend in his own lunchtime

 

B-O-B

Brains or Beauty?

Hey, you forgot Brawn! I imagine Bob as being really Brawny

______________________________________________________

 

And not forgetting our dear leader:

 

S-C-O-O-B-Y

 

Singularly Cosmopolitan Owner Of Brilliant Yarns

I'll take another easy one. One member has only 3 letters:

 

B-O-B

 

Brains or Beauty?

 

Yikes. I'm 0 for 2! I ain't pretty and I can't seem to remember the other thing I ain't....

 

P.S. If you and Fountainhill would shorten up your names, I'd make an effort to see what I could come up with!

If you and Fountainhill would shorten up your names, I'd make an effort to see what I could come up with!

Mine is sometimes shortened to F'hall. Any ideas?

 

Frequently Humping Asian Likely Lads

 

For your good self, something slighly more contrived perhaps -

 

Bend! Otherwise Blow!

 

thaiworthy can not escape -

 

Temptingly Handsome And Irresistible, Wants Obsessively Randy Thais, Hopefully Young!

 

And what of our moderator, jomtien? Perhaps one bearing in mind his comments on the Obsessions thread -

 

Jittery Observant Moderator That Invents Excruciating Nonsense!

 

It's only a laugh!