Pope Francis is Dead After His Meeting with JD Vance

[Goober]

Did JD Vance secretly bring a vial of slow-acting poison to his meeting on Easter Sunday with Pope Francis?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2025/04/21/pope-francis-dies-vatican-live-updates/78964761007/

[Suckrates]

After battling back from severe illness, it was the Popes visit with JD Vance that made him LOSE his will to live......  😢

[Thomas_88]

In return, the Pope gave Kinder eggs. These Kinder eggs are banned in the US because Americans could choke on it.

[Suckrates]

 

I am Jewish, but am dressed and ready for the Popes funeral to pay my utmost RESPECT.

Pope Francis was a friend of the GAY community.  He was our "good Judy".

Trump should be DENIED attendance as he is opposed to EVERYTHING this Pope stood for.

Trumps attendance is a BLASTPHEMY

 

[Goober]

3 hours ago, Suckrates said:

Trumps attendance is a BLASTPHEMY

 

The paparazzi is going to be there with their cameras, and donOLD and Trophy Wife never pass up an opportunity for a good photo-op. There's a good chance the First Couple will do something to embarrass our country. I just hope Trophy Wife manages to keep her clothes on and that donOLD doesn't try to grope the Pope because "When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

[Goober]

Our stable genius, donOLD, just learned that red birds get to elect the next pope.

[a-447]

J D who??

[Suckrates]

Trump must REALLY be pissed ?

The walls of the White House must be dripping in KETSUP today ?

NEW Pope Leo XIV stole his spotlight and media time, being announced on the very same day that Trump announces his 1st Tariff agreement with the UK..... Who the fuck cares at this point, its a "verbal" agreement so far, nothing more and Trump can never be trusted. 

In addition, the New Pope is an American, so is Trump wondering WHY they didnt choose HIM ?     And what will Trump do to retaliate against the Pope for outshining and overshadowing him ?   Will he tell Pam Bondi to investigate him...  Will he instruct Kash Patel to "seize" him ?    Will he insult and denegrate him for being too progressive and sympathetic to immigrants ?    Time will tell if Trump tries "to make a Deal" with the Pope to support him with Deportations....or will Pope Leo truly follow Francis to be a "man of the People",  NOT Trump ?   

God Bless Pope Leo XIV..... 

[Thomas_88]

Maybe a new tariff for Vatican city?

[Suckrates]

2 hours ago, Thomas_88 said:

Maybe a new tariff for Vatican city?

That will probably depend on what the new Popes IDEOLOGY turns out to be....    If it clashes with Trumps, fuck yeah the Pope will be taxed for exporting LOVE and ACCEPTANCE....😉