Members lookin Posted yesterday at 07:45 AM Members Posted yesterday at 07:45 AM I was all ready to poo-poo our President's latest idea of giving undocumented immigrants $1000 to take a free plane ride back to their native country.  And then I got to thinkin'. 🤔 Although I'm not an undocumented immigrant, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd like to get rid of me too.  In fact, as a radical leftist gay octogenarian, I bet he wouldn't even save me a room in Alcatraz.  So I wonder what kind of offer he'd give me to go on a one-way trip somewhere warm and sunny? I'm sure Mike Lindell already told him that I never voted for him and I filled out two ballots apiece for Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden and three for Kamala Harris.  And Elon's Musk-rats probably filled him in on the sorry state of my so-called assets and my monthly drain on our national Ponzi scheme and various other entitlements.  Not that he could balance the national budget by getting rid of me, but he could probably splurge on a new golf cart. Personally, I think getting rid of me would be one of the best deals he ever made so I'm currently thinking a million dollars and a first class one-way ticket.  And then I think of not having to turn on the TV and listen to that droning blather every hour of every day and wonder if maybe I should just settle for fifty bucks and find my own way south of the border. What about any of you folks?  What would it take for you to self-deport?  And would you take a check, or hold out for cash?  stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members stevenkesslar Posted yesterday at 08:22 AM Members Posted yesterday at 08:22 AM 37 minutes ago, lookin said: What about any of you folks?  What would it take for you to self-deport?  And would you take a check, or hold out for cash?  Silly. If we are going to Puerto Vallarta to learn something from Claudia Sheinbaum, it is going to have to be in pesos. And I'm a picky bitch. If Trump throws in a bottle of real Mexican tequila, we might have a deal.  lookin 1 Quote
Members Pete1111 Posted yesterday at 10:24 AM Members Posted yesterday at 10:24 AM I guess it's my Dad in me, but I immediately started calculating what it would cost if 10 or 20 million undocumented immigrants took the $1000 deal. What would Trump pay them with? From his tariff windfall? 😃 Crypto? Also, would he pay up? His art-of-the-deal historically has been to stiff people, right and left. How many folks trust his offer? That said, a lot of the recent arrivals paid the cartels much more to get them across the border. $1000 might seem like a joke to them. And none of them want to leave, right? Life sucks where they came from. Fining them $1000 a day, as dog murderer Noem warns, reminds me how the Nazi's fleeced the Jews of everything while hustling them from their homes to the camps.  I sense these are some evil f*ckers coming up with these schemes, and I say that with all due respect. I have friends, a lesbian couple, that ultimately became Canadian citizens. Took some time to get that accomplished. For me, I am considering a move. It's just brainstorming. Nothing planned.  stevenkesslar and lookin 1 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted yesterday at 02:41 PM Members Posted yesterday at 02:41 PM  No OLD Orange Demented Clown is gonna chase me from my home !  HE gotta be the one to GO ........... stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members stevenkesslar Posted yesterday at 03:55 PM Members Posted yesterday at 03:55 PM 1 hour ago, Suckrates said: HE gotta be the one to GO ........... Agreed. Being tender of heart as we are, Sis, we can't send him packing to Hell.  As much as we'd like to. How about the Vatican instead? Time for a Donclave?   Quote
Members Suckrates Posted yesterday at 04:24 PM Members Posted yesterday at 04:24 PM 22 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said: Agreed. Being tender of heart as we are, Sis, we can't send him packing to Hell.  As much as we'd like to. How about the Vatican instead? Time for a Donclave?    I'd send him to HELL in a heartbeat..... I CANT say what I really want to say, because theres a good possibility Kash and Pam are listening in on Web chats ?  Each day I ponder what Trumps "expiration" date is ?   I would LOVE to be alive to see the END of Trump, but I am pushing 74...... so I am COUNTING down the days.  stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members stevenkesslar Posted yesterday at 05:34 PM Members Posted yesterday at 05:34 PM 1 hour ago, Suckrates said: I would LOVE to be alive to see the END of Trump, but I am pushing 74...... so I am COUNTING down the days. I'm shocked! Since we are cock-sucking twins, I have of course known you my whole life, Sis. And you don't look a day over 27. Which is my age, of course.  😉 @lookin says his an octogenarian.  So when the Wicked Witch melts away - or the Pope, or whatever he is - and we go down to Puerto Vallarta to celebrate with @lookin, we will still be the pretty young girls in the room. Since @lookin is wise beyond his years, I'm guessing that will be fine by him. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 22 hours ago Members Posted 22 hours ago 1 hour ago, stevenkesslar said: I'm shocked! Since we are cock-sucking twins, I have of course known you my whole life, Sis. And you don't look a day over 27. Which is my age, of course.  😉 @lookin says his an octogenarian.  So when the Wicked Witch melts away - or the Pope, or whatever he is - and we go down to Puerto Vallarta to celebrate with @lookin, we will still be the pretty young girls in the room. Since @lookin is wise beyond his years, I'm guessing that will be fine by him.  You mean like a Gay WHITE LOTUS girls trip ??? Pack your "coochie cream" girls !   stevenkesslar 1 Quote
