Can a dog be elected to Congress?

[stevenkesslar]

A Political Influencer Could Seriously Win a Seat in Congress

The next trend on TikTok: heading to Capitol Hill.

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Regardless of whether she can pull out a victory against a political scion, the race signals new media is not only becoming a venue where candidates woo voters but a training ground for future politicos.

Can a dog be elected to Congress?   I am thinking this might be a solution to our "barking dog" problem.

My Sister In Cock is completely correct that these hard core MAGA people are insane and dangerous.  They should be taken as seriously as ............ well .................... raping a child.  As the current Epstein MAGA-rhea spell shows.

The only point I would add is that the action is always in the reaction, to quote Alinsky.  People look at the MAGA-rhea on Epstein and go, Ugh.  Americans are now more solidly united around immigration being a GOOD thing than ever.  Precisely because Trump is shitting all over the Statue of Liberty.  He is shitting all over our trading partners and allies.  And survey says this month inflation rose thanks to that.  Another broken promise from the cruel rapist liar felon piece of shit.  And even Republicans don't like that.   

So much shit.  So many lies.

I had another nightmare last night that Donald Trump killed our barking dog - shot him right in the head - to turn him into Trump Steaks to feed hungry Trump voters in red states once the SNAP cuts come down.

Would Donald Trump actually do that?  He is TACO Don, after all.  But why take the risk?  I would miss our own special barks either way.  But at least if the dog is in Congress, he is probably protected from being turned into Trump Steaks.  And we at least get to hear his barking.

Perhaps we need to start a campaign.

[Suckrates]

Well, we have a CABINET stocked with Fox TV rejects, so why not have a Congress courtesy of TikTok.... Afterall it seems the usual channels from which candidates USED TO BE harvested have all but dried up,  so why not take from the social media pool ?     These folk are famous for sway and influence, and isnt that what you need to be a good politician ?    Oh, and the TRUTH helps too......   So maybe the secret sauce is finding candidates dedicated to TRUTH ?    Does such a breed exist ?

I am NOT so much a fan of barking dogs.  Incessant barking usually means they have nothing to say, and are just trying to distract or mislead....And if that barking dog is barking because it is ANGRY,  well watch out, it just might BITE you !