Goober Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Trophy Wife's new documentary film, "Melania," is scheduled to be released in theaters on 1/30/2026. Will you see it? It's rumored, even though she wears her signature f#ck-me stilettos throughout the movie, she's decided she's too old to revive her failed porn career and she keeps her clothes on in this PG-rated movie. Word on the street is that this movie is a shoo-in for another participation trophy for a member of America's favorite family. Let's all hope she gets exactly what she deserves. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted January 25 Members Posted January 25 Will I see it ? What do you think ? Is there something about that bitch that is the least bit "interesting" or newsworthy ? She gave her pussy to Trump to create one spawn, a son of Frankenstein..... But, she got Bezos to give her 40 mil for a vanity project, and to keep Donnie off his back, that no doubt will be all Lies, following in her hubbys footsteps..... We already know WHO and WHAT she is.... This issue is CLOSED for me. Quote
bucknaway Posted January 25 Posted January 25 It's been a while since I have been to the movie theaters. I think the last movie I saw was Guardians of the Galaxy. I even stop watching movies on flights. This movie is a coin toss on weather I will go to the theaters to see it. I know I will end up seeing it somewhere it just depends on time and availability. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 17 hours ago Members Posted 17 hours ago It's the BIGGEST FLOP since Gigly ! Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 17 hours ago Members Posted 17 hours ago 5 minutes ago, bucknaway said: 43311e78ae98f973d22c456649e5faf5.mp4 "Oh PLEASEEEEEEEE gurl ! " Get the fuck outta here. This is a JOKE. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 7 hours ago Members Posted 7 hours ago No matter how much fake Pro-Melania propaganda Bucky posts, truth is her movie SANK faster and harder than the TITANIC. NOONE, other than MAGA faithfuls went to see it, and noone CARED ! Hey Madame Dictator..... . Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 6 hours ago Members Posted 6 hours ago The only praise of Melanias HORRID movie with Epstein cohort director Brett Ratner is from RIGHT wing media that is infamous for twisting EVERY Trump negative into a positive, like a demented pretzel. THATS THEIR ONLY JOB these days, cleaning up Trumps shit. And for the most part, normal media and critics are saying Melania and her film are SHIT ...... So Bucky, go get a Milk Bone and calm the fuck down ! You lost this battle. stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members stevenkesslar Posted 2 hours ago Members Posted 2 hours ago 2 hours ago, Suckrates said: So Bucky, go get a Milk Bone and calm the fuck down ! You lost this battle. It was lovely, Sis! And I am so sorry you missed it. You know I have always been one for glamour. So I just had to go to the Melania premiere. I even wore my fake MAGA hat to fit in. @Barknaway was there, barking up a storm. And everyone loved him. He barked and barked and barked as they chanted, "Tax Cuts For The Rich! Kill Obamacare!." There were some left wing socialist protestors and our hero pup went straight for the jugular. Everyone applauded. They even coordinated it with an ICE sweep where they took out another one of the Lesbians and some fake Jew Gay. Everyone is saying it was the best movie premiere ever. America as it should be! Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 1 hour ago Members Posted 1 hour ago 45 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said: It was lovely, Sis! And I am so sorry you missed it. You know I have always been one for glamour. So I just had to go to the Melania premiere. I even wore my fake MAGA hat to fit in. @Barknaway was there, barking up a storm. And everyone loved him. He barked and barked and barked as they chanted, "Tax Cuts For The Rich! Kill Obamacare!." There were some left wing socialist protestors and our hero pup went straight for the jugular. Everyone applauded. They even coordinated it with an ICE sweep where they took out another one of the Lesbians and some fake Jew Gay. Everyone is saying it was the best movie premiere ever. America as it should be! Oh dear sis, if you wore your SEQUIN MAGA hat, I think you may have "outed" yourself, and they knew you were an outlier..... Better be more careful when you attend the Authoritarian galas..... It may seem like all party, but they are thugs and are watching YOU..... I dont have an enhanced ID, so I am unable to travel to a El Salvador to get you out of a gulag, although a short stay confined with all those hot and horny Latin and black men might have an element of Fun to it ? And you might get to meet Kristi Noem ? (dont turn your back on her) stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members stevenkesslar Posted 59 minutes ago Members Posted 59 minutes ago 50 minutes ago, Suckrates said: And you might get to meet Kristi Noem ? I do worry so for her, Sis. The storm seems to have passed. But Trump might still have to put her down. I suppose the good news is that if Trump puts Noem down, she can't put our hero pup down. I would miss his barking. It gets bloody complicated in MAGA-land. Which is why I am glad I have Tik Tok to tell me what lies to believe. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 35 minutes ago Members Posted 35 minutes ago 21 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said: I do worry so for her, Sis. The storm seems to have passed. But Trump might still have to put her down. I suppose the good news is that if Trump puts Noem down, she can't put our hero pup down. I would miss his barking. It gets bloody complicated in MAGA-land. Which is why I am glad I have Tik Tok to tell me what lies to believe. Trump will NOT put Kristi down as long as she stays willing to violate the Constitution and carry out and defend his corruption..... Its hard to find people that are Great at "analingus". Quote
