Will you see it?

[Goober]

Trophy Wife's new documentary film, "Melania," is scheduled to be released in theaters on 1/30/2026. Will you see it? It's rumored, even though she wears her signature f#ck-me stilettos throughout the movie, she's decided she's too old to revive her failed porn career and she keeps her clothes on in this PG-rated movie. Word on the street is that this movie is a shoo-in for  another participation trophy for a member of America's favorite family. Let's all hope she gets exactly what she deserves.

[Suckrates]

Will I see it ?    What do you think ?    Is there something about that bitch that is the least bit "interesting" or newsworthy ?     She gave her pussy to Trump to create one spawn, a son of Frankenstein.....

But, she got Bezos to give her 40 mil for a vanity project, and to keep Donnie off his back, that no doubt will be all Lies, following in her hubbys footsteps.....

We already know WHO and WHAT she is....   This issue is CLOSED for me. 

[bucknaway]

It's been a while since I have been to the movie theaters. I think the last movie I saw was Guardians of the Galaxy.  I even stop watching movies on flights. This movie is a coin toss on weather I will go to the theaters to see it. I know I will end up seeing it somewhere it just depends on time and availability.

[bucknaway]

[Suckrates]

 

It's the BIGGEST FLOP since Gigly !

[Suckrates]

5 minutes ago, bucknaway said:

 

"Oh PLEASEEEEEEEE gurl ! "    Get the fuck outta here.   This is a JOKE. 

[bucknaway]

[bucknaway]

[Suckrates]

No matter how much fake Pro-Melania propaganda Bucky posts, truth is her movie SANK faster and harder than the TITANIC.   NOONE, other than MAGA faithfuls went to see it, and noone CARED !   

 

Hey Madame Dictator.....   .

[Suckrates]

 

The only praise of Melanias HORRID movie with Epstein cohort director Brett Ratner is from RIGHT wing media that is infamous for twisting EVERY Trump negative into a positive, like a demented pretzel.  THATS THEIR ONLY JOB these days,  cleaning up Trumps shit. 

And for the most part, normal media and critics are saying Melania and her film are SHIT ......

 

So Bucky, go get a Milk Bone and calm the fuck down !    You lost this battle. 

[stevenkesslar]

2 hours ago, Suckrates said:

So Bucky, go get a Milk Bone and calm the fuck down !    You lost this battle. 

 

It was lovely, Sis!   And I am so sorry you missed it.

You know I have always been one for glamour.  So I just had to go to the Melania premiere.  I even wore my fake MAGA hat to fit in.

@Barknaway was there, barking up a storm.  And everyone loved him.  He barked and barked and barked as they chanted, "Tax Cuts For The Rich!  Kill Obamacare!."

There were some left wing socialist protestors and our hero pup went straight for the jugular.  Everyone applauded. 

They even coordinated it with an ICE sweep where they took out another one of the Lesbians and some fake Jew Gay.

Everyone is saying it was the best movie premiere ever.

America as it should be!

 

[Suckrates]

45 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said:

 

It was lovely, Sis!   And I am so sorry you missed it.

You know I have always been one for glamour.  So I just had to go to the Melania premiere.  I even wore my fake MAGA hat to fit in.

@Barknaway was there, barking up a storm.  And everyone loved him.  He barked and barked and barked as they chanted, "Tax Cuts For The Rich!  Kill Obamacare!."

There were some left wing socialist protestors and our hero pup went straight for the jugular.  Everyone applauded. 

They even coordinated it with an ICE sweep where they took out another one of the Lesbians and some fake Jew Gay.

Everyone is saying it was the best movie premiere ever.

America as it should be!

 

 

Oh dear sis, if you wore your SEQUIN MAGA hat, I think you may have "outed" yourself, and they knew you were an outlier.....    Better be more  careful when you attend the Authoritarian galas.....  It may seem like all party,  but they are thugs and are watching YOU.....

I dont have an enhanced ID, so I am unable to travel to a El Salvador to get you out of a gulag, although a short stay confined with all those hot and horny Latin and black men might have an element of Fun to it ?     And you might get to meet Kristi Noem ?    (dont turn your back on her)   

[stevenkesslar]

50 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

 And you might get to meet Kristi Noem ? 

I do worry so for her, Sis.  The storm seems to have passed.  But Trump might still have to put her down.

I suppose the good news is that if Trump puts Noem down, she can't put our hero pup down.    I would miss his barking.

It gets bloody complicated in MAGA-land.  Which is why I am glad I have Tik Tok to tell me what lies to believe.

[bucknaway]

[Suckrates]

21 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said:

I do worry so for her, Sis.  The storm seems to have passed.  But Trump might still have to put her down.

I suppose the good news is that if Trump puts Noem down, she can't put our hero pup down.    I would miss his barking.

It gets bloody complicated in MAGA-land.  Which is why I am glad I have Tik Tok to tell me what lies to believe.

Trump will NOT put Kristi down as long as she stays willing to violate the Constitution and carry out and defend his corruption.....  Its hard to find people that are Great at "analingus".  

[bucknaway]

[Suckrates]

3 hours ago, bucknaway said:

You're really STRETCHING here Bucky......     Did Trump also threaten Forbes with a lawsuit for 10 billion $ if they DIDNT report that..... ?

Empty theatres dont bring in 7 mil.     Or maybe that was the "candy" sales of the few MAGAS that showed up ?   

I am SURE the trailer park unemployed MAGAS and the ones in rural farm towns shelled out $15 a ticket to see an arrogant rich bitch and her vanity project LIE to them once again?  

 

 

[stevenkesslar]

1 hour ago, Suckrates said:

I am SURE the trailer park unemployed MAGAS and the ones in rural farm towns shelled out $15 a ticket to see an arrogant rich bitch and her vanity project ...

 

Sis,  I hate to be a picky bitch.  But you know me.  I am stickler for accuracy.

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But there was little to compare “Melania” to, given that presidential families typically eschew in-office memoir or documentary releases to avoid the appearance of capitalizing on the White House.

Ha ha.  How quaint.  And naive.

The rich capitalizing on the working class and getting their tax cuts is what the whole damn thing is about.  I hope the Trumps rake in billions.  It will serve as a perfect metaphor for the whole Trump Era.  It is all about helping and enriching the people they care about most.  Themselves.

So I would suggest you amend your description as such

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I am SURE the trailer park unemployed MAGAS and the ones in rural farm towns shelled out $15 a ticket to see an arrogant rich bitch CAPITALIZE ON HER RICH IMMIGRANT STATUS WITH her vanity project EVEN THOUGH SHE IS FABULOUSLY RICH AND HASN'T DONE A THING TO HELP THEM.  ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE IMMIGRANTS LIKE HER.

I mean, to be clear, I'm not saying it is NOT a vanity project.  Of course it is.  Only someone like her would expect some working class family to pay to watch how fabulous and rich and dazzling she is.  Rather than doing something to actually help working class people. 

Well,  in fairness, at least she allows the most faithful MAGA types to worship her for only $15.  Or bark for her, if they are a dog.  She even gave @Barknaway a treat at the premiere.  Despite him being covered in the blood of the socialist protesters he bit into.  What a gal!

I'm just saying she is in it for the money.  God bless her.  She's a Trump, after all.  She got exactly what she wanted, and deserved.

 

[stevenkesslar]

 

Oh, and I forgot.   Amazon will make money, too, in the long run.   I'm happy for Jeff Bezos.  He needs all the money he can get!

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“For any other film, with $75 million in costs and limited foreign potential, it would be a problem,” said Gross. “But this is a political investment, not a for-profit movie venture, and if it helps Amazon with a regulatory, taxation, tariff or other government issue, then it will pay back. $75 million is insignificant to Amazon.”

 

 

[Goober]

I'll go out on a limb and predict that the "movie" will be pulled from theaters by next weekend, if not sooner. Anyone (MAGAts) who was interested in seeing it saw it this weekend. Who's gonna want to see this trainwreck twice? Trophy Wife should have showcased her talent more by including a little porn.

[bucknaway]

[bucknaway]

[stevenkesslar]

I LOVE THE MOVIE!!!!!!

EXTRA TREATS TO BARKNAWAY!!!!!

WHEN I ATTENDED THE PREMIERE HE BIT THE NECKS OFF THE FAKE JEW AND GAY PROTESTERS AND MELANIA TREATED HIM AND GAVE HIM A BIG HUG!

 

[bucknaway]