Will you see it?

[Suckrates]

1 hour ago, Goober said:

So, you post others' opinions because you didn't actually see it. That's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. But you still have a chance if you hurry. If you force yourself to go by Wednesday, you can sit anywhere you want. After that, it may not be showing at your local theater. If you go, bring tissue or a hanky. It's a tearjerker; a really sad movie. SPOILER: B!tch is still alive at the end.

 "No hats were harmed in the making of this film" 

Poor Melanoma, she wants sooooooo badly to be Jackie Kennedy or Michelle Obama,  but sorry dear, you cant make a gold-digging Ho into a first lady !   

You will always be the desperate bitch that allowed Donnie to stick his tiny orange "mushroom" cock into you....for a Green card.....

Otherwise, you would still be turning $5 tricks back in Slovenia. 

[KeepItReal]

Preliminary reports of $7mil in tickets over opening weekend. I tried calculating the ROI but my calculator started crying. 🤭

 

[Suckrates]

Allow me to SCHOOL Bucky on cinema economics......

For a major theatrical release of a film costing 75 mil to make, to theatres Nationwide, a box office take of 7 mil on Opening weekend is a MAJOR FAILURE.

MAGA supporters are claiming Victory for the film focusing on the gold-digging ice queen First lady, who noone really cares about since she is basically IRRELEVANT.....

But they lined her pockets with their $15 ticket price, only to have her laughing in their faces.....   Like she told all the MAGA morons early on, wearing a jacket that said it all...

 

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[stevenkesslar]

22 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

MAGA supporters are claiming Victory for the film focusing on the gold-digging ice queen First lady

Which is the truly sad and stunning thing.   MAGA cares about Melania getting richer.  They are celebrating HER victory.  As if someone named Trump needs more money!

Granted, she is a First Lady.  So she wasn't elected on promises to lower prices or lower mortgage rates or rent, like our pretty boy Mamdani was.  She didn't violate those promises with tariffs that have raised the prices of big ass trucks.  She's a symbolic figure.

But when you think about other First Ladies, what did they stand for?  Michelle Obama's official thing was healthy eating and apples in The White House.  I think she also ended up becoming a symbol of women's empowerment.  Hillary Clinton brought us Hillarycare and CHIPS, which was the compromise that got passed after Hillarycare faceplanted.  You can be for or against that.  But she wanted to, and did, improve health care affordability for children.  Others like Betty Ford became symbols of courage and honesty in dealing with personal problems many face, like alcoholism

What does Melania Trump stand for?  What is the message to MAGA, and all of us?

 

Recent reports indicate Melania Trump has shifted to monetizing her public profile, notably earning a substantial portion of a reported $40 million licensing deal for a documentary. While previously maintaining a lower financial profile, she is now perceived as actively capitalizing on her position through high-fee appearances. 

• Documentary Earnings: Melania served as executive producer for a documentary, with reports suggesting she could receive 70% of a $40 million Amazon licensing deal.
• Appearance Fees: Reports suggest she has sought and received high fees, such as $250,000, for appearances at events.
• Business Focus: Reports contrast her first term, where she was seen as less involved in profiting from her position, with her current approach which includes a focused business strategy.
• Response to Criticism: Despite reports of high-dollar deals and, in some cases, paying for seats at screenings of her documentary, her representatives have previously stated she has no intention of using her public position for personal gain. 

 

Melania Trump stands for greed and bullshit.  Such a Trump thing to stand for.   And if the film is a flop by commercial standards, so what?  So was Trump U.  Who cares?  It's not about helping people.  It's about enriching themselves.

I'm glad @Barknaway is a dog who is happy to bark and bark and bark.  If he were a human being, he might need more than Tik Tok videos and Melania Worship as his treat.  But he is perfectly happy to bark and bark and bark while the Trumps enrich themselves.  And do nothing to help the people they said they would help.

Barknaway is good and loyal and true.  And just what the Trumps need.  Gullible.

[bucknaway]

[bucknaway]

[stevenkesslar]

9 minutes ago, bucknaway said:

 

2 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

I'm glad @Barknaway is a dog who is happy to bark and bark and bark.  If he were a human being, he might need more than Tik Tok videos and Melania Worship as his treat.  But he is perfectly happy to bark and bark and bark while the Trumps enrich themselves.  And do nothing to help the people they said they would help.

 

Q.E.D.

[stevenkesslar]

5 minutes ago, bucknaway said:

 

2 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

Barknaway is good and loyal and true.  And just what the Trumps need.  Gullible.

 

Q.E.D.

And please make sure to give Barknaway extra treats today.  He is being such a good pup!

[Suckrates]

7 minutes ago, bucknaway said:

Bucky, you are really so STUPID.......  99% is a false narrative when the entire audience is made up of MAGA members.....   They are sticking to their SCRIPT....

STOP THE GASLIGHTING....

[bucknaway]

[bucknaway]

[stevenkesslar]

1 hour ago, bucknaway said:

 

4 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

I'm glad @Barknaway is a dog who is happy to bark and bark and bark.  If he were a human being, he might need more than Tik Tok videos and Melania Worship as his treat.  But he is perfectly happy to bark and bark and bark while the Trumps enrich themselves.  And do nothing to help the people they said they would help.

 

Q.E.D.

And remember everyone.  Extra treats for our dumb dog.  He is so happy today!

I am so happy that he only barks, and is a dumb dog that can not think

If he could think, he might notice what is really going on.  Just everyone give him a treat and reward his stupidity and loyalty.  He can not help himself.

 

• Wealth Concentration: The richest 1% of Americans are projected to receive a total net tax cut in 2026 that is approximately $14 billion greater than the bottom 80% combined.
• Income Shift: The plan heavily favors those earning over $1 million annually, boosting their after-tax income by over 14%.
• Offsetting Measures: While high earners benefit, some analyses suggest these tax cuts are partially funded by cuts to social programs like Medicare and Medicaid.

 

Woof!  Woof!   Give the dumb loyal dog a treat!  Woof!

[stevenkesslar]

1 hour ago, bucknaway said:

 

4 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

Barknaway is good and loyal and true.  And just what the Trumps need.  Gullible.

 

Q.E.D.

What a happy gullible dumb dog!

Everybody give the dog treats.  But just watch your hands.  The dumb loyal dog will tear you apart if you are a Fake Jew or a Gay or a Socialist!

The stupid dog can not think and really doesn't know any better.

He can worship Melania and lick her nice shoes and admire her lovely dresses.

He will bark like crazy when she smiles that fabulous glamour smile.

Outside of that, he's like a drug addict or alcoholic.  Every Tik Tok video is his next pill or drink.  He can not help himself.  Be kind to him.

Thank God the dumb dog is not human.  If he were human we would say this is the behavior of a sad and hollow man.  This is all he has.

But because he is a dumb dog, we can give him treats for being good and loyal and true!  

Woof!

 

[bucknaway]

[stevenkesslar]

5 hours ago, bucknaway said:

 

I did watch that one.

Every once in a while I watch a Tik Tok just to confirm that our hero pup is still as mindless as I think he is.  

And, yeah.   It's some moron ranting about how this is "terrible news for the leftists."   Ha ha. 

You think I didn't know Trump was bad news for leftists, and all Americans?  I didn't need a documentary to tell me that.  Our dumb dog may be stupid.  But I figured the Trumps out long ago.,

And I agree that it is terrible news for leftists. 

Speaking as a leftist, I'd hope that working class Trump supporters would be fighting for more factory jobs.  We have 50,000 fewer factory jobs since Trump took office.

Speaking as a leftist, I'd hope that working class Trump supporters would be demanding the lower prices he promised.  Not tariffs.  Anyone bought a big ass truck lately?  Latino men are abandoning the Trump tent in droves.  Go see Melania and you see lots of older white women.

Speaking as a a leftist, I'd hope that working class Trump supporters pushed Trump to deliver on the promise he has made since 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 to provide affordable health care.  Instead he is cutting Obamacare and Medicaid while millionaires and big donors clean up on tax cuts.

I could go on forever.

So, yes.  As a leftist who wants the working class to get their fair share again, like they did for the half a century when the New Deal coalition ruled, it is terrible news that Trump's old white working class supporters can be so easily distracted with this Melania worship nonsense.

I'd of course expect this from a dumb dog who every day acts more and more like a mindless drug addict who can't control himself.

But it's sad that so many working class people can be so easily distracted by Melania's shoes. 

Jeff Bezos is not distracted.  He's getting his tax cuts.  And lots of other breaks for footing the bill, I'm sure.

Meanwhile, the moron on Tik Tok just rants.   I guess he must not care about the working class either.  Just Melania and her lovely shoes.

It's not even "let them eat cake."   This is, "let them admire shoes."

 

Bark, dumb dog, bark!

 

[bucknaway]

[Goober]

Though out of character, it's reported Trophy Wife keeps her clothes on in this film, but she still manages to wear her signature F#ck-Me stilettos throughout.