Draft Barron Website

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A satirical website urging President Donald Trump's youngest son, Barron, to be drafted into the military appeared online in the wake of a deadly U.S.-Israel strike on Iran, quickly drawing attention for its pointed timing and over‑the‑top praise of the president’s family.

The site, DraftBarronTrump.com, was created by Toby Morton, a comedy writer who previously worked on South Park and Mad TV, according to his personal website and Variety. Morton has described himself as a “creator of anti‑fascist websites” and is known for registering domain names that appear official but redirect to parody pages impersonating public figures or institutions.

Morton has launched dozens of similar sites targeting politicians, religious leaders, and organizations, including parody pages aimed at the Trump‑Kennedy Center, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Andrew Cuomo, televangelist Joel Osteen, and Texas Gov. Greg Abbott.

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/03/draft-barron-trump-website-parody-us-strikes-iran/88958422007/

[bucknaway]

[Suckrates]

I dont think that DRAFT BARRON is such a far fetched idea....

I see NO reason why young, strong, healthy, tall Barron shouldn't be enlisted to fight for the country HE and his DADDY say they love ? 

And doesnt Pete Hegseth feel that young Barron has the right "warrior ethos" to defend his country and the lifestyle that he is privileged to enjoy ? 

THIS should really become a nationwide CHANT:   DRAFT BARRON !    

If anything just to shed light on the fact that Trump only wants YOUR kids to DIE for his egoistic cause, but not his own kid.....  Trump and Hegseth always talk about making "sacrifices", but they only make sacrifices with YOUR lives..... not their own. 

[stevenkesslar]

5 hours ago, Suckrates said:

Trump and Hegseth always talk about making "sacrifices", but they only make sacrifices with YOUR lives..... not their own. 

Now, Sis.  You know me.  I have always had a crush on those manly men like Patriot Pete.  I am sure he is well hung.  Why else do so many women want to be fucked by a married man with children?   So please.  Let's be fair to him.

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Pete Hegseth is an Army National Guard veteran and former infantry officer who served from 2002 to 2021, achieving the rank of Major. He completed combat deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan and served at Guantánamo Bay, earning two Bronze Star Medals and the Combat Infantryman Badge. He was sworn in as the 29th U.S. Secretary of Defense on January 25, 2025.

Now, perhaps you are right.  But, frankly Sis, it is above my pay grade.

What's the deal with Pete Hegseth? Am I the only veteran that recognizes this guy's personality?

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He’s the guy that volunteers to be rear-D commander, but the decision authority makes him the rear-D XO because he can’t be trusted with responsibility. He's the guy that volunteers to be an infantry officer but doesn't want to do any of the "hard" schools. I feel like I know the personality type, because we’ve all worked with them. I think we all know a Pete Hegseth and none of us would call them "leadership material."

Now, frankly Sis, that lingo is like a foreign language to me.  So I can't judge the argument on its merits.  But I am sure they are all strapping muscular horny young men with large cocks, like Patriot Pete.  I wouldn't mind sitting in counterinsurgency class admiring them.  Or meeting them in the closet briefly after class. 😍

The comments on that thread are interesting.  This one really resonates.

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Trump knew he was in the ‘military’ and that sealed the deal. He could be good on camera, obey and go along with Trumps methodology, lie lie lie- deny deny deny- blame, blame,blame. It’s not deeper than that and I find it so disrespectful to military personnel who deserve better. These people don’t give two squirts about them or their families and communities, not one goddamn bit. 

Which is exactly what Patriot Pete is doing, in fact.  But in Pete's defense, I do find it almost touching that when Trump was lying through his teeth about the US bombing a school and killing over 1000 innocent girls, Hegseth had enough dignity that he could not just flat out lie and said the Iranians for some reason bombed their own school, and the IRGC center right next door.

Big picture, Pete is waging a wonderful performative war.  Bombs are dropping.  Bad ayatollahs are dead.  And we even took out his granddaughter, too.  But all these strategic thinkers are saying that we actually have no strategy.  Is it possible Pete is running a "meh" war because he has a "meh" personality?  Time will tell.

Which is all relevant to this thread about Barron.  I read some analysis that suggested many girls at that school may have been the children of Revolutionary Guard personnel, since the bomb was obviously intended to drop on the adjacent IRGC facility.   In other words, the children of our enemies are fair game.  And we will deny killing them after we do, even if it was an accident.  You know.  We're the good guys, and that sort of thing.  Killing children doesn't matter when the good guys do it.

So as the IRGC makes plans to assassinate Trump, as they have before, I do hope they leave Barron out of it.  But if they play by our rules, they will kill him and deny it.  🫢

[Suckrates]

43 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said:

Now, Sis.  You know me.  I have always had a crush on those manly men like Patriot Pete.  I am sure he is well hung.  Why else do so many women want to be fucked by a married man with children?   So please.  Let's be fair to him.

Now, perhaps you are right.  But, frankly Sis, it is above my pay grade.

What's the deal with Pete Hegseth? Am I the only veteran that recognizes this guy's personality?

Now, frankly Sis, that lingo is like a foreign language to me.  So I can't judge the argument on its merits.  But I am sure they are all strapping muscular horny young men with large cocks, like Patriot Pete.  I wouldn't mind sitting in counterinsurgency class admiring them.  Or meeting them in the closet briefly after class. 😍

The comments on that thread are interesting.  This one really resonates.

Which is exactly what Patriot Pete is doing, in fact.  But in Pete's defense, I do find it almost touching that when Trump was lying through his teeth about the US bombing a school and killing over 1000 innocent girls, Hegseth had enough dignity that he could not just flat out lie and said the Iranians for some reason bombed their own school, and the IRGC center right next door.

Big picture, Pete is waging a wonderful performative war.  Bombs are dropping.  Bad ayatollahs are dead.  And we even took out his granddaughter, too.  But all these strategic thinkers are saying that we actually have no strategy.  Is it possible Pete is running a "meh" war because he has a "meh" personality?  Time will tell.

Which is all relevant to this thread about Barron.  I read some analysis that suggested many girls at that school may have been the children of Revolutionary Guard personnel, since the bomb was obviously intended to drop on the adjacent IRGC facility.   In other words, the children of our enemies are fair game.  And we will deny killing them after we do, even if it was an accident.  You know.  We're the good guys, and that sort of thing.  Killing children doesn't matter when the good guys do it.

So as the IRGC makes plans to assassinate Trump, as they have before, I do hope they leave Barron out of it.  But if they play by our rules, they will kill him and deny it.  🫢

 

The more violent the War, the more "MACHO" the optic for Petey appears, and that's all its about.   Projecting a performative image of alpha bro toughness.......The booze, the loud screaming voice, the "rap" rhyming cadence in his comments....     Petey, like Trump is a "showman", and every glimpse of him is a "performance".

As Stephen Colbert labelled him  - "He's just a discount, Dr Seuss DOUCHEBAG".......

And sorry Sis, I must disagree, even in my wildest fantasy, I CANT see him with a BIG COCK.....   He's an angry man, and its because he has "small cock" energy......🍆👎

 

[stevenkesslar]

37 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

And sorry Sis, I must disagree, even in my wildest fantasy, I CANT see him with a BIG COCK.....   He's an angry man, and its because he has "small cock" energy......🍆👎

 

And sorry, Sis, but I must disagree.

He came, I swallowed and was conquered.  Sorry.  But how could I resist?

 

[Suckrates]

19 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said:

 

And sorry, Sis, but I must disagree.

He came, I swallowed and was conquered.  Sorry.  But how could I resist?

 

 

Well, I must admit, you were ALWAYS a "sucker" for an alcoholic Nazi bad boy !     😁

[stevenkesslar]

1 hour ago, stevenkesslar said:

Trump was lying through his teeth about the US bombing a school and killing over 1000 innocent girls, Hegseth had enough dignity that he could not just flat out lie and said the Iranians for some reason bombed their own school, and the IRGC center right next door.

Oops.

Just noticed that typo which is a significant factual point.   It was at least 100 girls, according to media reports.

Wikipedia says 168 to 180 people were killed, mostly school girls between the ages of 7 and 12.  But also teachers and parents.  Their bodies were torn apart so 25 have bot been identified yet.

 

Either the Genocide Jew or Trump or both should be tried as war criminals.

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• United States Law (18 USC 2441): Anyone committing war crimes, regardless of nationality, can face life imprisonment or the death penalty if the victim dies.

“Iran tried to kill President Trump, and President Trump got the last laugh.” -SECRETARY OF WAR 

Another clear indication of how loyal and stupid Patriot Pete is.   He is clearly not a dog.  But, spiritually, he really is one with @Barknaway.

 

 

1.  Trump tries to subdue Iran with bombs and fails.

2.  Iran tries to kill Trump and fails, according to Patriot Pete.

3.  Trump again tries to subdue Iran with bombs and fails.  (A prediction, not a fact.)

4.  Iran again tries to ................................................ (Complete the sentence.  It's not hard to guess.)

 

This is not a laughing matter, Pete.