Advantage Iran in Islamabad

[Stable Genius]

The U.S. sent The Three Stooges (Kushner, Witkoff and Vance) to face off against Iran’s brightest and most experienced negotiators.

The outcome should come as a surprise to no one.

[Stable Genius]

 

Number of the Convict's negotiators who are professionals: zero

Number of Iran's negotiators who are professional: all

Number of the Convict's negotiators who can speak Farsi: zero

Number of Iran's negotiators who can speak English: all. 

Number of years of relevant experience on the Convict's side: 5?

Number of years of relevant experience of Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi and Parliament Speaker Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf alone: at least 60.

 

[Suckrates]

55 minutes ago, Stable Genius said:

 

 

Number of the Convict's negotiators who are professionals: zero

Number of Iran's negotiators who are professional: all

Number of the Convict's negotiators who can speak Farsi: zero

Number of Iran's negotiators who can speak English: all. 

Number of years of relevant experience on the Convict's side: 5?

Number of years of relevant experience of Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi and Parliament Speaker Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf alone: at least 60.

 

 

[stevenkesslar]

8 hours ago, Stable Genius said:

 

 

Number of the Convict's negotiators who are professionals: zero

Number of Iran's negotiators who are professional: all

Number of the Convict's negotiators who can speak Farsi: zero

Number of Iran's negotiators who can speak English: all. 

Number of years of relevant experience on the Convict's side: 5?

Number of years of relevant experience of Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi and Parliament Speaker Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf alone: at least 60.

 

 

I'm not sure either side is all that serious.

The US seems to be to doing what The Genocide Jew wants.  The Genocide Jew's stated policy is to kill all Iran's leaders.  Trump is now all in on genocide with his threat to kill all Iranian people.  This could be a difficult negotiation.

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 Iran generally benefits from higher oil prices, as oil exports are a major source of government revenue. High prices increase income for Iran's state-backed energy sector, even under sanctions, and have been reported to generate massive daily revenues, sometimes exceeding $139 million per day during crises

Who knew?  Certainly not our Shit For Brains Arrogant Dumb Fuck Rapist Convict Narcissist President.

Iran and Russia benefit both financially and politically from this.  If The Genocide Jew continues to drag the US into Genocide Jew Nation's endless war whoring,  so The Genocide Jew can avoid jail. I don't see why Iran isn't smart enough to make the whole world pay for it in terms of higher oil prices.  Makes lots of money to make lots of bombs in Iran and Russia.  Stupid piece of shit Trump did not think that through.

Then again, he could destroy Iran with nuclear weapons.  That will go down well, won't it?  Piece of shit Trump did not think that through, either. Our military is clearly very powerful.  But Trump is still a pussy who makes pussy threats about genocide.

China will pay for this in oil prices.  But my guess is they don't mind watching the US self-destruct while they act as of the voice of peace.  Piece of shit Trump handed them that gift, too.

Who could have seen all this brilliance coming?  😉

[Stable Genius]

Not only does Iran have the cards, but they hold a strait.

[Suckrates]

Iran meets with the Three Stooges, led by JD Vance, with Witkoff and Kushner in tow, in Pakistan, brokered by the Pakistanis, BUT comes away with NO DEAL....

Iran KNOWS it now has the US by the Balls, and that the US negotiators are LIARS and Clowns, so they are giving up NOTHING, making the head clown  Trump, who continues to say "WE won the war" like the BIGGEST LOSER ON EARTH !   

Bibi tried for decades to find a US President that would "wage HIS war", but couldn't  UNTIL Maga gave him Trump, a corrupt and greedy attention whore willing to sellout his own country for a compliment and a prize. . 

[Suckrates]

 

MAYBE, this is why The Peace Talks FAILED ?

 

 

[Stable Genius]

Meanwhile, Trump attended a wrestling event. At least he has his priorities straight.

[Suckrates]

54 minutes ago, Stable Genius said:

Meanwhile, Trump attended a wrestling event. At least he has his priorities straight.

Oh yeah, he's showing us that he's tough and macho.  🤣

First, he threatens to "open the strait"..

Now, he threatens to BLOCK the strait....

His mind is gone, and the GOP happily goes right along with him. 

[stevenkesslar]

16 hours ago, Suckrates said:

 

MAYBE, this is why The Peace Talks FAILED ?

 

 

 

Great song, Sis.

I just had to get up on my feet and dance.

[RockyRoadTravel]

On 4/12/2026 at 11:34 AM, Suckrates said:

Oh yeah, he's showing us that he's tough and macho.  🤣

First, he threatens to "open the strait"..

Now, he threatens to BLOCK the strait....

His mind is gone, and the GOP happily goes right along with him. 

He probably got confused and was thinking about his colon. 

[RockyRoadTravel]

15 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

 

Great song, Sis.

I just had to get up on my feet and dance.

Steve.  Get a room 

[PeterRS]

Multi-national talks with Iran had been going on for years until Trump killed them in his first term. Now he reckoned a deal could be done with a country which loathes him in just 24 hours. What planet does he think he now commands?

With J D Vance having failed miserably in both the objectives set for his recent trip - the reelection of the vile Orban in Hungary and getting a deal with Iran - I hope he realises that he is unikely to last long in Trump's orbit.

[Suckrates]

8 hours ago, PeterRS said:

Multi-national talks with Iran had been going on for years until Trump killed them in his first term. Now he reckoned a deal could be done with a country which loathes him in just 24 hours. What planet does he think he now commands?

With J D Vance having failed miserably in both the objectives set for his recent trip - the reelection of the vile Orban in Hungary and getting a deal with Iran - I hope he realises that he is unikely to last long in Trump's orbit.

All the failed, fired and disgraced people in the Trump administration will need to form a support group to move forward with their lives.  And the funny part is they ALL could have saved themselves and be free of him if they stood up to him en masse, and got rid of him in the many chances they had.... 

[RockyRoadTravel]

13 hours ago, PeterRS said:

Multi-national talks with Iran had been going on for years until Trump killed them in his first term. Now he reckoned a deal could be done with a country which loathes him in just 24 hours. What planet does he think he now commands?

With J D Vance having failed miserably in both the objectives set for his recent trip - the reelection of the vile Orban in Hungary and getting a deal with Iran - I hope he realises that he is unikely to last long in Trump's orbit.

Here's one problem with the Incompetent-in-Chief and a negotiated deal with Iran.  The Incompetent has limited tools in his personal tool box. He's limited in his thinking to winning and losing, not negotiating an international deal that naturally will involve mutual compromises. 

The Incompetent see's peace through winning, not through negotiations. His fragile ego needs to "win".  

Personally I think negotiations are doomed for the foreseeable future, until his MAGA sheeple decide to convince The Incompetent that this is personally damaging him domestically. 

[PeterRS]

9 hours ago, RockyRoadTravel said:

Personally I think negotiations are doomed for the foreseeable future, until his MAGA sheeple decide to convince The Incompetent that this is personally damaging him domestically. 

Also my view. Domestic US politics will end Trump's idiotic war, not his war machine.

[stevenkesslar]

On 4/13/2026 at 3:04 PM, RockyRoadTravel said:

Steve.  Get a room 

Sir!  Some respect, please.

I may be a conniving bitch.  But one thing I won't do is move into my Beloved Sister In Cock @Suckrates' territory.  She has dibs on Mamdani.  And I am just happy that she enjoys him, in all his male glory.

Meanwhile, I have made a small fortune as a highly paid escort drilling Pete Hegseth's ass when he feels the urgent need to be tied up and dominated.  That is, of course, something Donald Trump can't do for him.  

It's an ugly job, that is emotionally draining.  But for the good of the US, someone has to do it.  How else is the US going to keep winning til we get tired of it?  🤪

[stevenkesslar]

On 4/14/2026 at 10:54 AM, RockyRoadTravel said:

Here's one problem with the Incompetent-in-Chief and a negotiated deal with Iran.  The Incompetent has limited tools in his personal tool box. He's limited in his thinking to winning and losing, not negotiating an international deal that naturally will involve mutual compromises. 

The Incompetent see's peace through winning, not through negotiations. His fragile ego needs to "win".  

Personally I think negotiations are doomed for the foreseeable future, until his MAGA sheeple decide to convince The Incompetent that this is personally damaging him domestically. 

 

And then there are nukes.  🤔

I've been listening a lot to Robert Pape.  I have no idea what his politics are.  But in the context of Iran, he sounds like an expert in the field who has correctly predicted how Trump's war would backfire, at least so far.  The regime did not change.  Oil prices did.  He predicted all that.

Professor Pape: Trump Ceasefire Will FAIL As War Metastasizes

He recently wrote a NYT op/ed that this is going to help Iran gradually emerge as a fourth world power, with China and Russia and Iran all aligned against the US.  Which is increasingly alone and disrespected.  Basically, that which does not kill the theocracy makes it stronger.  And it guarantees that they will now be on a relentless drive to get nukes. 

Obviously, America is winning.  As @PeterRS notes a few posts up, I am sure genuine true blooded pure real American voters (no filthy Mexicans or socialist Canadians or shit hole immigrants, please!) will thank Trump in November for all the winning he is doing for us.  🤪

As Pape in the interview above notes, the one thing JD Vance stressed is the US (and, more importantly, The Genocide Jew) will not tolerate a nuclear Iran.   Granted, JD flip flops.  Trump was Hitler, now he is Jesus, if you hadn't heard.  Pape argues most Iranians probably would now agree that Theocrats With Nukes is the one thing that will stop Trump or a future US autocrat from blowing the shit out of them.  Even if they dislike theocrats themselves, which many do.  So this is not on a path to peace, he believes.  If he is right, it gets worse.

Which is why @PeterRS is likely right.  This will get settled at the ballot box.  And it won't surprise me if Warmonger In Chief Trump and The Genocide Jew get the bright idea of nuking Iran first.

[RockyRoadTravel]

1 hour ago, stevenkesslar said:

Sir!  Some respect, please.

I may be a conniving bitch.  But one thing I won't do is move into my Beloved Sister In Cock @Suckrates' territory.  She has dibs on Mamdani.  And I am just happy that she enjoys him, in all his male glory.

Meanwhile, I have made a small fortune as a highly paid escort drilling Pete Hegseth's ass when he feels the urgent need to be tied up and dominated.  That is, of course, something Donald Trump can't do for him.  

It's an ugly job, that is emotionally draining.  But for the good of the US, someone has to do it.  How else is the US going to keep winning til we get tired of it?  🤪

This is happening in the back seat of Hegseth's Trans Am I'm assuming 

[stevenkesslar]

1 hour ago, RockyRoadTravel said:

This is happening in the back seat of Hegseth's Trans Am I'm assuming 

And in his pool.  He likes water sports.

 

If a guy takes a job that allows Donald Trump to piss all over him, and requires complete obedience to his Master, aka The Warmonger King, what does that tell you about his proclivities?