Three great American choices! 1. Kill American soldiers 2. Incinerate millions of Iranians kids. 3. Empower Gay hanging theocrats.

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Has anyone else noticed how great it is when America Is Great Again?

You can feel it in the air.  Not a day passes when some socialist Canadian doesn't call me and say, "How do I get out of my shit hole?  Can't Canada be the 51st US state?"

Nope, bitch!  You had your chance. 

That said, I'll make a small exception for the two hockey dudes from Heated Rivalry.

 

But back to serious matters.

When America Is Great, you can see the spattered legs and brain matter of dead US soldiers all over Iranian fields.  God Bless America!

When America Is Great, you can smell the burning flesh of Iranian school girls.  It makes me want to sing the National Anthem!

It is only when we let Weak Extremist Black Obama Type Americans rule that Bad Things happen.  Like Evil Iranian Theocrats Hanging Gay People.  (Did I mention that when America Is Great, Gays can be Treasury Secretary?  Sorry, Sis!) 

When America Is Weak, Bad Things can happen at home, too.  Like allowing Weak Extremist Obama Supporting Black House Members to win US House seats in the South.  Ugh!  We have to get Extremist Black Democrats out and Strong White Republicans in!

And therein lies the problem.  Seems like as Great As Universal Lord And King Donald Trump is, and as much as he has Made America Greater Than Ever!, we still have a small problem

Robert Kagan: "Full-Scale Invasion" Only Way To Open Strait Of Hormuz And Overthrow Islamic Republic

This dude is saying we have three choices.  We can invade Iran and have a bloody land war, which Americans won't tolerate.  Or we can nuke Iran.  Kagan doesn't even mention that option.  Since I guess he's too much of a pussy to advocate righteously killing millions of Iranian kids.  Or we can let Iran run the Strait Of Hormuz in one form or another, and end up worse than when we started.

Now I know what you are thinking.  This must be some Socialist Canadian.  Or some Extremist AOC Type Loser who needs to go back to the shit hole she came from.

But, no.  This is Robert Kagan, neocon who a few decades ago fiercely advocated for the US to invade Iraq to spread democracy.  Given how well that worked, you would think he would be shouting that we need to do it again.  But in Iran this time.

Nope.  He's saying Americans are pussies and they won't.  Poor neocon!  This is the kind of noble bullying he has advocated his whole life.  And it turns out it just doesn't work out well, in practice.  But just this time.  Well, actually.  It didn't really work well in Iraq, either.  But who could have seen that coming?

I guess that leaves option three.  Give Gay Hanging Iranian Theocrats more power than before.  Kagan says this makes Iran more powerful than a nuclear weapon would.  Who could have seen that coming?

Personally, I think these people are all pussies.  We should deport all the Extremist Black House members and weak neocons who wouldn't recognize American Greatness if it slapped them in the face.  Send them to Montreal or Toronto or some other Socialist shit hole.  Then nuke the fuckers. 

After we have a Nice Big Glow we can let Alberta be our 51st state.  After all, Ontario has all The Gays and Alberta has all The Oil.  That's a pretty easy choice!

Isn't it just awesome when America Is Great Again!