September 25, 201213 yr I know you have all been waiting to get the answer on the first stroke, so here is an easy one for all of you. Can anyone determine the function for this device now manufactured in China?
September 25, 201213 yr That's a very inviting hole, is it a mini black hole, in which case it must be an inlet. Presumably there are controls to vary the speed and direction of suction. It also looks like it moves up and down, maybe in a gyrating motion. Scratching my head here, I really have no idea what it can be!
September 26, 201213 yr Some type of medical device, I suppose, but I have no clue. On the other hand, given the prior suggestions, I'd guess it's the new ATM at the local sperm bank! (deposits only, please)
September 26, 201213 yr Author Bob, you win! That is exactly what this machine is for. To accept deposits from males wishing to donate sperm, hands free. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c&feature=player_embedded
September 26, 201213 yr That's so funny! It's an automatic masturbator! I suppose the screen on top is to show porn movies so that everything comes more quickly and allows more donors! But you'd think they'd have added a small set of steps since some guys might have trouble getting it up that high
September 26, 201213 yr But you'd think they'd have added a small set of steps since some guys might have trouble getting it up that high That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!
September 26, 201213 yr Author No need for steps, as I understand. When you stand on the platform it can be adjusted for the proper height. I believe the buttons on top allow a choice of "modes" to suit each individual. There is also one button which is now plugged; it was to provide a quick and painless circumcision however there were several unfortunate malfunctions. Ouch.
September 26, 201213 yr I suppose the screen on top is to show porn movies so that everything comes more quickly Reminds me of a good friend of mine who had a vasectomy reversed and then had to go back to have his sperm count checked a couple of times. A nurse would give him a cup and he was told to go into a room and provide a sperm sample. Kinda red faced, he asked the nurse if she had any reading materials or videos....hehe. There's simply no friggin' way I could have done that (well, at least without dying of embarrassment).
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