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Funny/Odd Exchanges on Social Networking Sites

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As I have stated in a few posts, I am registered on some social networking sites, mostly to meet up with guys when I am travelling. And a couple are particularly fruitful, the more so in finding younger guys who really do want to meet up with guys who are older - without cash being involved.

 

I was deleting a whole bunch of messages from one site this morning when I came across this exchange which I found amusing - even though it was not intended to be. It took place around the time I was going to Singapore to see Kevin Spacey in "Richard III". This particular site enables you to insert a travel schedule. So this poster knew I was going to be in Singapore and wrote to me suggesting we meet up.
 

hi..how are u..nice profile..i see u will be coming to singapore soon, if u interested to catch up..hit me up
best wishes

For various reasons,I had no interest in him. He had no photo or profile, plus he was a good bit older than my stated preferred age range. So I wrote back as I normally do – 
 

Please note what I say in my profile -

"I like having friends. But if you wish to chat with me, please let me see your face pic and a profile first. I will not respond without a face pic and profile. Thanks for understanding."

Unfortunately, he took umbrage -
 

Hi..i appreciate yur reply..i find you must be arrogant & self centred from the way u write...ive stated for pics..send me email if u are interested..as often when u attach pics, u dont get respond....im writing to u basically to start a chat to see if u are interested, if u reply, i will write more with pics, if u dont...thats the end of it.....learn to have manners, i got nothing to lose... i wish u good luck...

Fair enough, Perhaps I should just have not responded, something I prefer not to do when someone takes the time to write to me. Unfortunately, he had mistaken my diplomacy for a put down. So I tried to end it with a modicum of good manners –
 

With all respect, I suggest you learn to respect other people's preferences. We're all different!
WIsh you all good luck too

That was not enough for him, though –
 

have u look in the mirror before u open yur mouth....yur msg are arrogant, u dont learn no manners at all...u obviously are dump ass...definitely a sex tourist..yur msg will be blocked..good luck dude.

I found that hilariously funny. Here was someone approaching tourists to have sex with him, and then accusing them of being "sex tourists". 

 

There must be dozens of other funny/odd tales out there.

I had a similar exchange with a Thai who did not have a clear facepic. I politely asked for a clear facepic and he became hostile and we exchanged a few messages similar to yours.

 

I can generalize my experiences:

 

No facepic: I usually don't answer, and if I answer I will ask for a facepic. No email, no link to other websites, just a facepic!

 

Unclear facepic: After two disappointments this year, I rather skip these profiles.

Just for clarity and before we write these 2 guys off as over-sensitive - I assume you both provide clear facepics yourselves?

Oh, but indeed I do! In fact, I have 9 pics of which 7 have clear face pics, 2 in close-up. Sadly, though, I could not find the air brush before posting them!

Don't worry about an air brush, I'd need a roller!!

 

:p 

A steam-roller?  :rofl:

:goodjob:

What about nude pics?

 

:p

Now there I draw the line. I might be responsible for a mass exodus of gayromeo guys! The competition would be too much for them  :shok:

Now there I draw the line. I might be responsible for a mass exodus of gayromeo guys! The competition would be too much for them  :shok:

 

What's the matter, no telephoto lens? 8)

What's the matter, no telephoto lens? 8)

I told my BF mine was over 10, and was he surprised when he found out I meant centimeters instead of inches. You might say he is "stuck" with it now. ;)

I told my BF mine was over 10, and was he surprised when he found out I meant centimeters instead of inches. You might say he is "stuck" with it now. ;)

 

Don't worry, it'd never stand up in court (and would definitely get dismissed for lack of sufficient evidence). 

Police action is always a danger  - someone saw my face at the window and had me arrested for indecent exposure.

Another strange one from someone claiming to be a bisexual on gr -

 

hi. Me and wife.Play sex.You see.I want money.1000 baht. Me and wife.Want play sex.You see.You can also take pictures or video.or blow job.0806213933 call me.My wife wants to see big cock. you can help me. i am guy.

 

And who said something about a telephoto lens???  :yahoo:

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