ChristianPFC Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I read jokes like You very handsome,sexy man. = You look like you have a lot of money. on several websites, but this is new to me (found it on gayromeo): hello Thaiboy, you're sweet=let me grab your balls your English is very good=no need to waste time with conversation you're very smart=my valuables are locked in the safetybox do you live in Pattaya?=how close is your greedy family? do you have a job?=are you freelancer? you're sexy=I take you for one hour you're very sexy=I take you for one night you're hot=you just can't wait to get your pay you're very hot=your expectations in pay are exeggerated I arrived yesterday=I'll leave tomorrow here, for taxi=500 Bt to go from Soi 1 to Soi 3 my family is waiting=I'm dating another boy later on And this one is nice too: How do you know that a Thai boy is lying to you? His lips are moving! Any more jokes about Farang and Thai boys (or girls)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaybutton Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 As soon as you find any jokes that are actually funny, just let me know . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xiandarkthorne Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I think wanting to be polite and saying something kinder when we actually mean something quite different isn't just a Thai or Asian or farang form of behaviour. Mea culpa...I do it quite often, too. (*see below) What I actually mean when I say - Phom chawb khun - If I can get you naked and in my bed, you won't be able to walk tomorrow morning Phom rak khun - If I can get you naked and in my bed, you probably won't be able to climb out again for the next three days (a week when I was ten years younger...*sigh*) See what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
