AdamSmith

Not potential Harpies -- rather, kinetic ones!

http://www.sammcgees.com/hotsaucenuclear/analize-this-xxx-garlic-hot-sauce.html

The learned Doctor just gets better and better. http://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin

It's the DOJ itself interviewing and reporting here, not CNN. The secrecy and cynicism in how all these laws and authorities were cooked up and applied just fails to convince me. I don't think the Founders were as naive as we seem to think them when we let this kind of thing go on unexamined and unchecked. And to say we face greater existential threats than they did seems exaggerated, if not ludicrous. Dr Franklin remains as trenchant as ever. "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

In a different lifetime.

LMAO

Geezer. Guardian is just now reporting: Patriot Act expected to expire at midnight It looks like the plan in the Senate is just to wait out Rand Paul and allow provisions of the Patriot Act to temporarily lapse for a few days. According to Senator John Cornyn, Republican senators will offer amendments to strengthen the USA Freedom Act and then go on to a cloture vote to end debate tonight. Unless Rand Paul agrees, which wont happen, itll put off a final vote until Tuesday at the earliest.

YES! In fall 1972 (I originally typed 1092 but it only feels that long ago ) when I started 8th grade, it was overwhelming to observe that seemingly every hot boy in the class had, over the summer, (1) learned how to dress stylishly, i.e., in ultra-tight jeans, and (2) had a growth spurt down there where it mattered.

Grandma has style!

What a find! FLAP FLAP FLAP

Just about anything anybody says to me during sex makes me laugh. Grunting and groaning are fine, but it cracks me up when people think they need to use all those words. Concentrate on the business for chrissake. If I wanted Alvin and the Chipmunks I would have put on a record.

However, it does not keep us safe. Last week's report by no less than the Office of the Inspector General of the U.S. Department of Justice stated: "As with our previous reviews, the agents we interviewed did not identity any major case developments that resulted from use of the records obtained in response to Section 215 order." https://oig.justice.gov/reports/2015/o1505.pdf#page=1

I think Photoshop must have an automated rip-my-abs filter.

Scarlett O'Hara: "What should I name my store?" Rhett Butler: "You could call it the Caveat Emptorium."

Agree this one time is much the exception not the rule. Pity his several good ideas are mired in the rest of him.

Finally Rand Paul is good for something.

It would be hilarious if 'Turd Blossom' was W's way of calling him a poufter.

His girth alone would have kept Mrs. Hastert at a distance for many years.

http://www.poopiepoems.com

One of the best answers I ever heard to 'What's the first thing you plan to do with your winnings' was: 'Finally have the driveway asphalted!'

"Wrestling coach." ...almost a Jeopardy line!

Sorry to dash your hopes.

It would support me dividing my time among NYC and Berlin and Tokyo for at least a year. Assuming I did not finally visit Thailand and disappear to the world.

'Farewell, readers': Alan Rusbridger on leaving the Guardian after two decades at the helm After 20 years as editor, Alan Rusbridger is stepping down. Here he reflects on two decades of sweeping change from broadsheet to Berliner, Aitken to Snowden, and newsprint to pixels and recalls his fervent wish when he took the job: "Please, please let me not drop the vase" http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/may/29/farewell-readers-alan-rusbridger-on-leaving-the-guardian