AdamSmith

Even better!

Another not-quite-joke.

And another!

Hint

Just found somebody's gift for next year...

My life's wish! (How did you ever know I needed the abdominal, MsGuy the inguinal? The farther south, the lower the ailments? ) And now to lookin, wordsmith extraordinaire, your gift in kind...

The Guardian's capsule summary: Here's a rough percentage breakdown of the films content put together by my colleague Kayla Epstein: 5% celebrity cameos 25% penis jokes 20% anus jokes 2% Lord Of The Rings references long past their expiration date 20% sexism 3% Jonah from VEEP 5% awkward samplings of outdated top 40 hits 10% funny accents 10% Seth Rogen looking at a helicopter with sad eyes http://www.theguardian.com/film/live/2014/dec/24/the-interview-sony-release-viewing

Anybody would want it! P.S. Imagine if it were Dame Edith Evans's truss.

Could it be... ...a dildo? ...pair of shoes? ...a truss?!

Imagine his other oral skills!

Merry Christmas! Israel's 'other Bethlehem': have Christians celebrated Jesus's birth in the wrong place all these years? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/11310856/Israels-other-Bethlehem-have-Christians-celebrated-Jesuss-birth-in-the-wrong-place-all-these-years.html

Whew!

Ooh! Something to look forward to.

Tickled to see you back. Hope you will take your shoes off and stay a spell.