AdamSmith

"What is this? I don't believe it. It couldn't be! Wretched girl...What have you done to my Excessive Machine? You've undone it. You've undone me. Look, look! Energy cables are shrinking. You've turned them into faggots. You've burned out the Excessive Machine. You've blown all its fuses. My goodness! You've exhausted its power. It couldn't keep up with you. Incredible! What kind of girl are you? Have you no shame?"

For some reason this came up in the search string right after the gif above... ...he's talking about a USB cable.

Belgian shrimp salad...

HOW DID THEY KNOW???

Positively uncanny. Is this thing wired through NSA headquarters?

Unnerving when the thing actually seems to nail us.

On reflection, this insult machine is OK, but lacks the alliterative poetry of Dr. Smith insulting the Robot: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/19011-dr-smith-saying-creature/?p=109029

Why, thank you!

Familiar but a nice reminiscence still. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/11158301/The-female-pioneers-of-the-technological-age.html

Merging this code with that postmodern academic paper generator could open new vistas, it occurs.

Hah! On my first try they nailed me better than the second: "Adam is an ineffably contemptible reptile and a corrupt grudge-festering nauseating assault on the senses."

E.g., "Adam is an egregiously vulgar reprobate and a hopeless bug-eyed tasteless amalgam of dross."

intellisult An intelligent way to insult. Enter the name of someone who you want to insult, and we'll generate an intellisult for you below! http://intellisult.com

"Persona." Indeed!

P.S. We hereby add a new menu item to the hitoall drinking game, in honor of MsGuy... The Roy Rogers!

I wasn't going to say it.

You want to leave us?

Couldn't have done a better job myself! It must kill you not to be able to mention this site over there.