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  1. 31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sexual Intercourse from the Last 600 Years Lexicographer Jonathon Green’s comprehensive historical dictionary of slang, Green’s Dictionary of Slang, covers hundreds of years of jargon, cant, and naughty talk. He has created a series of online timelines (here and here) where the words too impolite, indecent, or risqué for the usual history books are arranged in the order they came into fashion. (If you don’t see any words on the timelines, zoom out using the bar on the right.) We’ve already had fun with the classiest terms for naughty bits. Here are the most adorable terms for sexual intercourse from the last 600 or so years. Many of them have origins so obscure they hardly make sense at all, but that doesn’t detract from their bawdy adorability in the slightest. When it comes to the ol’ houghmagandy, a little mystery goes a long way. 1. Give someone a green gown (1351) 2. Play nug-a-nug (1505) 3. Play the pyrdewy (1512) 4. Play at couch quail (1521) 5. Ride below the crupper (1578) 6. Board a land carrack (1604) 7. Fadoodling (1611) 8. Put the devil into hell (1616) 9. Night physic (1621) 10. Princum-prancum (1630) 11. Culbatizing exercise (1653) 12. Join paunches (1656) 13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656) 14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660) 15. Dance Barnaby (1664) 16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665) 17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667) 18. Blow off the groundsills (1674) 19. Play hey gammer cook (1674) 20. Join giblets (1680) 21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684) 22. Lerricompoop (1694) 23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698) 24. Houghmagandy (1700) 25. Pogue the hone (1719) 26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785) 27. Dance the kipples (1796) 28. Have one’s corn ground (1800) 29. Horizontal refreshment (1863) 30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896) 31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910) http://mentalfloss.com/article/57872/31-adorable-slang-terms-sexual-intercourse-last-600-years
  2. Great Terry Gross 'Fresh Air' interview with John Waters about his new book: http://m.wfae.org/?utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F#mobile/57780
  3. J. Edgar Hoover and I were very close. In fact, we were the same size. I used to lend him my clothes for special occasions. He looked especially fetching in a simple summer shift with matching cloche and open-toed-shoes. From her book Diary of a Mad Diva
  4. One more appreciative review from 2010: http://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/oct/25/joan-rivers-sheffield
  5. Hard to think, right off. Meeting at the University of California, Berkeley in 1940. From left to right: Ernest O. Lawrence, Arthur H. Compton, Vannevar Bush, James Bryant Conant, Karl T. Compton, Alfred L. Loomis
  6. I have a nice personal memory. During a visit to NYC with Andre in 2009 (trip report here: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/3724-three-dinners-with-andre/), we went to a play at a small theatre in the West Village, and Joan was sitting a few seats away. At intermission Andre asked her if I could take a photo of them together, and she said, Of course. She was very gracious, none of the star-shunning-public-recognition crap. But she was also her feisty funny self. After I snapped the pic (in his other hand he was holding a glass of wine from the lobby concession stand), she gestured to the drink and then her jacket and said, "Hey, did any of that spill on me? This thing was four thousand bucks!" When she saw it hadn't, she chuckled and said "Good thing for you."
  7. Joan Rivers: the queen of comedy reflects on her past In a 2010 interview, Joan Rivers looks back at a low point in her life. A butler in a starched white jacket opens the door of the palatial apartment in Upper East Side, New York, that is home to Joan Rivers. Supposedly the site of a former ballroom, the main room is decorated in fin de siècle finery, with swathes of pink silk murals and acres of gilt furniture. Two small dogs start yapping. This is, Rivers says, the way Marie Antoinette would have decorated her apartment if shed had the money. In shuffles the self-anointed queen of comedy 47 years in the business and counting and ushers me into a ramshackle, but still grand, library with an open fire. Its been a long day, she says. If you wee, I will kill ya, she adds, addressing one of the dogs a rescued, incontinent Pekinese who, on closer inspection, is wearing some kind of canine nappy. A pillow on the sofa is embroidered with the words I need a man to spoil me, or I dont need a man at all. Joan Rivers, has been described as one of the smartest, funniest and nastiest people on television. She has, she estimates, over the years offended almost everyone in the business with her prodigious swearing and shocking, outré humour: abortions, anal sex, mental illness, disability, 9/11 and the C word all fall within her considerable frame of reference. Jack Lemmon once walked out of one of her stand-up shows, declaring, this is disgusting. Her humour has been politely called the product of female angst but when she gets on stage, she says, she feels rage for every woman on the planet and its that rage that fuels her comedy. Two years ago, she allowed film-makers Ricki Stern and Anne Sundberg the duo behind earlier acclaimed documentaries The Devil Came on Horseback, about genocide in Darfur, and The Trials of Darryl Hunt, about a man who spent 20 years in prison for a murder he didnt commit to capture a particularly low period in her life, when work had almost entirely dried up. The film, called A Piece of Work and premiering at the Sheffield Documentary Festival on Wednesday, opens with uncomfortably close shots of Riverss surgery-enhanced face without any make-up. Her long-time manager says to camera: Right now they see her as a plastic-surgery freak who is past her sell-by date, who is finished. But God help the next queen of comedy, because this ones not abdicating. She never will. There will be claw marks in that red carpet before she abdicates. Of her infamous obsession with plastic surgery, she says she couldnt stand the hypocrisy of everyone in the entertainment industry doing it and then decrying it. So I became a big advocate for it. Then I became the poster girl. Then I became 'The Joker. In person, everything about Rivers including the effects of those facelifts is softer and gentler. She is, of course, funny: tomorrow night she will be announcing her engagement to one of the rescued Chilean miners on television, she says. But there is little sign of the screaming banshee who yelled abuse at A-listers on the red carpet, where for eight years she hosted the Oscar arrivals. She still contributes to the E! Entertainment channels Fashion Police show, relishing the sartorial missteps of the stars. The performers I know who are wonderful keep it for the stage, she says. You dont need to make an entrance because the lady on stage is your big, mouthy friend who is going to speak for every woman. When I am on E! for the Fashion Police I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. I have to say: 'Nicole Kidman, you are in a red dress with a white face. You look like a ketchup bottle. So she wont talk to me at the next party I see her at, but thats my job. At 77, Rivers has lost none of her power to shock. You call it shocking, she says. I call it the truth and I just think you have to face the truth. Just say it and get it out of the way, and stop sugar coating it. However what A Piece of Work really reveals about its subject is that beneath that offensively ballsy stage persona lies a crippling sense of insecurity about finding herself out of work and deemed irrelevant. We are given a glimpse inside her diary, page after page of empty white space. But there are larger human truths in the film that go past entertainment-industry neuroses; growing old, the need to be loved, the fraught mother-daughter relationship. At one point, she is asked by a radio talk-show host: Dont you want to be loved for yourself? and Rivers replies: You just want to be loved, who cares why? At another, she tells a booking agent over the phone: I am a comedy icon. I dont need, at this age, to walk into a room and have it be half full. Later, she openly weeps, saying: My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne. Its over, its over No one will ever take me seriously as an actress. This from the woman who has won an Emmy, been nominated for a Tony, written 10 books, appeared in nine films and more than 60 television series, made countless celebrity appearances and sold $750 million worth of jewellery on the TV shopping channel, QVC. Rivers cut her teeth with New Yorks theatrical elite. It was at a dinner party with Arthur Miller, Elia Kazan and Lee Strasberg that Marilyn Monroe turned to Rivers then 17 and in her first year at university and said: Men, they are all the same. They are just stupid and they like big boobs. Rivers wrote the line down in her diary and it became the title of one of her books. From there, she endured humiliation and deprivation for almost 10 years playing tawdry clubs, borscht-belt hotels, and Greenwich Village cabarets before appearing, in 1968, on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, the show that turned Carson into a figurehead for American comedy and which ran for 30 years. When Johnny Carson said, 'You are going to be a star, my life changed that moment, says Rivers, snapping her fingers. Doors opened. Then you have to work like hell to keep them open. But they opened. That period propelled her into the living rooms of America, and saw her performing her stand-up routine while seven months pregnant with her daughter, Melissa. That was unheard of, she says. Every reviewer said I should not be on stage. In those days it was very shocking. She spent 18 years with Carson, but when she decided to leave to start her own show, it caused a rift with her mentor who never spoke to her again. In 1986, she and her husband, British television producer Edgar Rosenberg started work on The Late Show Starring Joan Rivers which helped launch the Fox Network. Immediately there were tensions between the owners, Rupert Murdoch and Barry Diller, and Rosenberg. Rivers then had a call from Murdoch saying: The tail doesnt wag the dog. Rosenberg was fired, Rivers decided to go with him, and her show was cancelled. Her husband committed suicide three weeks later. As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible, she says. Life is so difficult and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything. I just wrote today on Twitter: 'Hitler: like him or not, he was a great dancer. Some people ask, how can you make a joke about that, or 9/11? I would have made jokes in concentration camps. You have two choices: laugh or die. This is the way Rivers has dealt with every tragedy life has thrown her way. When my mother died and we were beyond close I remember sitting in the beauty salon the day of the funeral, and she always said to me: 'Look good in front of the relatives when I die. I said to the guy doing my hair: 'If you dont make my hair look good you will be doing my mothers by this afternoon. Thats how I get past everything, and I think its a wonderful mechanism to have. Since the documentary, Riverss career has taken another upward swing, and for the first time in years shes turning down parts. Starting in January in the US, there is a new reality show, Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, in which she appears alongside her daughter. And she is writing a Broadway play with a friend. I will work as hard as I do because I love it, she says. Its my drug. It feeds me. If you love what youre doing why in Gods name would you give it up?" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/starsandstories/8096974/Joan-Rivers-the-queen-of-comedy-reflects-on-her-past.html
  8. The scientific A-Team saving the world from killer viruses, rogue AI and the paperclip apocalypse They don't look like Guardians Of The Galaxy-style superheroes. But the founders of the Centre for the Study of Existential Risk may be all that stands between us and global catastrophe http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/30/saviours-universe-four-unlikely-men-save-world
  9. Get well soon, Joan Rivers - an inspiration, whether she likes it or not She is awful. But she's also wonderful, not in spite of but because of the fact she's forever saying appalling things By ELLEN E JONES Sunday 31 August 2014 independent.co.uk When an 81-year-old showbiz legend was rushed to hospital on Thursday, nobody cracked any tasteless jokes. Not out of a sense of decency, but because the only comedian with the balls to do that is Joan Rivers, and this time Joan Rivers was the one attached to the ventilator. This is the woman who called our beloved Adele "fat" and described Kim and Kanye's baby (a baby!) as "desperately in need of a waxing". Nor does she restrict her sharp tongue to celebrities. In a television interview Rivers complained about staying in her daughter's guest room by saying, "Those women in the basement in Cleveland had more space!" In the midst of the most recent bombings of Gaza she said Palestinians "deserve to be dead". There's no two ways about it; Joan Rivers is awful. But she's also wonderful and I think, not in spite of but because of the fact that she's forever saying appalling things. As a bona fide survivor of 50 years in the biz and a pioneer for women, Rivers would be a prized addition to the feminist icon hall of fame, if only she'd allow herself to be inducted. But as she recently told an interviewer, Rivers finds the gushing praise of bright young fangirls actively repugnant: "I'm still breaking barriers and I can still take you sweetheart, with both hands tied behind my back." She saves her meanest barbs for other women, particularly other women in entertainment. It's telling that one of her fiercest feuds is with Chelsea Handler, a US comedian whose career path closely matches that of Rivers. When I saw Rivers live last year (packed room, sold-out show) she was marching up and down the stage, telling jokes which made the audience laugh and gasp in equal measure. The closest she ever got to sisterly supportiveness is also a fair summation of her comic worldview: "Think like a second wife. You grab and you take. You grab and you take. And when you die, whatever you got out of him you have buried on you. If the next bitch wants it, make her dig for it." Rivers makes you dig for it, all right, but underneath, there's a heart of gold. It's there in her 1997 memoir-cum-self help book Bouncing Back, in which she discusses how she overcame the suicide of her husband, bulimia, bankruptcy, public humiliation and industry sexism, and chucks in a few jokes for free. For people going through difficult times, it's a full of empathy, but as for sympathy? Forget it. As Rivers herself would say, screw kindness, here's the truth instead. Women are so often, and in so many ways, told to be polite and nurturing that it's still a thrill to see a women who isn't polite or nurturing, who always misbehaves. I hope Joan Rivers gets well soon, lives to 110 and never stops saying mean things to people who definitely don't deserve it. That woman is an inspiration, whether she likes it or not. http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/get-well-soon-joan-rivers--an-inspiration-whether-she-likes-it-or-not-9701613.html
  10. On life support, TMZ reports: http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/08/30/joan-rivers-life-support-hospital-melissa
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