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I don't own an e-reader as such, but suspected as much just from reading on laptop screen and iPhone vs. paper. http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/19/readers-absorb-less-kindles-paper-study-plot-ereader-digitisation

Complicated only if he is your urologist and "Are we clear?" is a diagnostic question.

More on Thayer: http://harvardmagazine.com/2007/01/alexander-wheelock-thaye.html

I have always meant to read it but never have. This online text may be the way.

The text: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/43591/43591-h/43591-h.htm (Sorry! ) Thayer: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Wheelock_Thayer

Specially for MsGuy! (And hito!) http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/12/6/1323186516869/Childrens-Picture-Books---012.jpg

It may look like delicious candy, but it will leave a bad taste - in your BUTT! These silly candies will leave you farting uncontrollably! Great gag for your uppity in-laws! http://www.prankplace.com/Fart-Candy-Pranks-1993-0X.aspx

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Tex–ASS! At first, it smells like a caterer has just walked through with a dozen BBQ rib platters. After 10-15 minutes, the BBQ smell begins to dissipate and the ol' familiar ASS stink starts to take over. http://www.prankplace.com/Tex-Ass-Spray-LIQ252-0X.aspx

Get Revenge with the Liquid Ass Spray Did someone fart? What's that smell?! Ewwww, did you just poop your pants?! If you want to have this kind of reactions from your loved ones, friends, colleagues, or even the crowd, then you need to get this amazing Liquid Ass Spray! It is a highly concentrated liquid ass spray that smells like a mixture of green poo, bad smelling moist butt crack, fart, and dead animals. Yes, everything you have just read is gross but that is the point to this prank anyway, to gross your victim out and embarrass him in front of people! The best part about all this is that this spray is the perfect solution to mortify your enemy in a very discreet manner. All you have to do is just spray a little on a small space or area such as in an office cubicle, elevator, car, bathroom, or anywhere for that matter and you will totally send everybody running out from the stinking zone! This spray is that powerful and no one will never know that you did it. So if you want to seek revenge, then this is an effective and definitely an unforgettable way to make your victim be remembered as that someone who farted that stank like a dead animal! http://www.prankplace.com/Liquid-Ass-Spray-6909-0X.aspx

Q. Why would I want my cock to be more like the Congressional Record? A. So it could more easily revise, correct and extend.

Maybe the developers could let us "mine" Likes, a la Bitcoin?