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Aleister Crowley's 'White Stains"
- Aleister Crowley's 'White Stains"
From an interesting blog, 'Dillsnap Cogitations'... Aleister Crowley's "White Stains" (hidden seminal poetry) As legend holds, Aleister Crowley was “The Wickedest Man in the World.” Born in 1875, Crowley was a British occultist, writer, mountaineer, philosopher, poet, yogi, and opium addict. He figured prominently in several occult organizations including: the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, the A∴A∴, and Ordo Templi Orientis (O.T.O.). In 1898, Crowley published a work of poetry entitled White Stains. The topics in this work included homosexuality, pederasty, bestiality, corprophilia, and necrophilia. Printed in Amsterdam, “White Stains” had an initial run of only 100 copies, most of them were seized and burned by British customs. I have excerpted several of the poems for your reading pleasure. A BALLAD OF PASSIVE PEDERASTY Boys tempt my lips to wanton use, And show their tongues, and smile awry, And wonder why I should refuse To feel their buttocks on the sly, And kiss their genitals, and cry: ‘Ah! Ganymede, grant me one night!’ This is the one sweet mystery: A strong man’s love is my delight! To feel him clamber on me, laid Prone on the couch of lust and shame, To feel him force me like a maid And his great sword within me flame, His breath as hot and quick as fame; To kiss him and to clasp him tight; This is my joy without a name, A strong man’s love is my delight. To feel again his love grow grand Touched by the langour of my kiss; To suck the hot blood from my gland Mingled with fierce spunk that doth hiss, And boils in sudden spurted bliss; Ah! God! the long-drawn lusty fight! Grant me eternity of this! A strong man’s love is my delight! GO INTO THE HIGHWAYS AND HEDGES, AND COMPEL THEM TO COME IN Let my fond lips but drink thy golden wine, My bright-eyed Arab, only let me eat The rich brown globes of sacramental meat Steaming and firm, hot from their home divine, And let me linger with thy hands in mine, And lick the sweat from dainty dirty feet Fresh with the losse aroma of the street, And then anon I’ll glue my mouth to thine. SLEEPING IN CARTHAGE The month of thirst is ended. From the lips That hide their blushes in the golden wood A fervent fountain amorously slips, The dainty rivers of thy luscious blood; Red streams of sweet nepenthe that eclipse The milder nectar that the gods hold good– How my dry throat, held hard between thy hips, Shall drain the moon-wrought flow of womanhood! WITH DOG AND DAME AN OCTOBER IDYLL Her other hand is mischievous To bid the monster Dane grow mad, His red-haw gaze grows mutinous, Her eyes have lost the calm they had, My body grows all amorous. I yield him place: his ravening teeth Cling hard to her — he buries him Insane and furious in the sheath She opens for him — wide and dim My mouth is amorous beneath. Nor move, though now essays the Dane To cool his weapon in my mouth; Her lust bestrides me, and is fain To quench in his sweet sweat her drouth Her finger probes my bowel again. All three enjoy once more, and I Am ready ever to renew These bestial orgie-nights, whereby Loose woman’s love is spiced, as dew On tender spray of spring doth lie. NECROPHILIA My nostrils sniff the luxury Of flesh decaying, bowels torn Of festive worms, like Venus, born Of entrails foaming like the sea. Yea, thou art dead. Thy buttocks now Are swan-soft, and thou sweatest not; And hast a strange desire begot In me, to lick thy bloody brow; To gnaw thy hollow cheeks, and pull Thy lustful tongue from out it’s sheath; To wallow in the bowels of death, And rip thy belly, and fill full My hands with all putridities; To chew thy dainty testicles; To revel with the worms in Hell’s Delight in such obscenities; To pour within thine heart the seed Mingled with poisonous discharge From a swollen gland, inflamed and large With gonorrhoea’s delicious breed; To probe thy belly, and to drink The godless fluids, and the pool Of rank putrescence from the stool Thy hanged corpse gave, whose luscious stink Excites these songs sublime. The rod Gains new desire; dive, howl, cling, suck, Rave, shreik, and chew; excite the fuck, Hold me, I come! I’m dead! My God! “Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales” ~ Aleister Crowley http://dillsnapcogitation.wordpress.com/2008/04/27/aleister-crowleys-white-stains-seminal-hidden-poetry/- Joke for the Day: Add more if you want
What MsGuy's urchins get up to when left unwatched.- WE'RE ALL GOING TO FORT LAUDERDALE! BOYTOY ROADTRIP!
Good. I hate change!- WE'RE ALL GOING TO FORT LAUDERDALE! BOYTOY ROADTRIP!
Fortified & waiting!- Joke for the Day: Add more if you want
Homer Simpson (1987-): 'Trying is the first step towards failure.'- Joke for the Day: Add more if you want
Ambrose Bierce, author of The Devil's Dictionary (1842-1913): 'War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.'- Joke for the Day: Add more if you want
Bob Hope (1903-2003): I remember my staff asking me when I was going to retire. I said when I could no longer hear the sound of laughter. He said: "That never stopped you before".- Joke for the Day: Add more if you want
Bob Newhart ( September 5, 1929-): 'I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.- Joke for the Day: Add more if you want
Dorothy Parker (1893-1967): 'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.'- Joke for the Day: Add more if you want
W.C Fields (1880-1946): 'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.'- Widespread Support for Sending Politicians to Prison for Ninety-Nine Years
Widespread Support for Sending Politicians to Prison for Ninety-Nine Years BY ANDY BOROWITZ The New Yorker AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report) Last week's indictment of Texas Governor Rick Perry has sparked widespread bipartisan support for the concept of sending politicians to prison for ninety-nine years. While Americans are divided about the merits of the specific charges levelled against Perry, there is near-unanimous agreement that imprisoning politicians for ninety-nine years is an idea worth exploring further, a poll released on Monday indicates. According to the poll, eighty-seven per cent of voters from both parties agreed that sending politicians to prison for such a lengthy period would "solve a lot of problems" and "make the country safer." Additionally, when asked to name one politician they would like to see incarcerated for ninety-nine years, voters easily rattled off a dozen or more such candidates, with some voters naming as many as fifty. Finally, when informed that imprisoning politicians for ninety-nine years might lead to overcrowding that would require the construction of costly new prisons, eighty-three per cent agreed with the statement, "Money is no object." http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/widespread-support-sending-politicians-prison-ninety-nine-years?src=mp- Do you sleep #naked?
- Ig Nobel Prize
Just to note that I find my going back the day after to distribute newly disbursed Likes among old posts a bit lacking in spontaneity, if not indeed redolent of placing memorial flowers on the columbarium.- Joke for the Day: Add more if you want
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- This year's Hugo winners
Time to start reading SF again! http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/18/ann-leckie-debut-novel-hugo-science-fiction-award- Ig Nobel Prize
SHHH! He doesn't like us to talk about that.- The Addams Family
Sweet look back, with lots of pics. http://hookedonhouses.net/2010/10/31/the-addams-family-house-where-every-night-is-halloween/- Boytoy Call for Moderators
I believe this is more what hito had in mind.- Ig Nobel Prize
Oz did post the other day that the total is supposed to be up to 20 now. But he also posted in another place that the Like function is not working right, and that work continues on it. So we shall see. - Aleister Crowley's 'White Stains"
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