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  1. Good to know we will not need to fight over my PED XING sign.
  2. Merry Christmas! The modern joys of Christmas past From singing carols to the blow-out feast, we would recognise, and enjoy, much of the medieval festival, says Dan Jones. A 1911 imagining of the medieval Christmas: while we owe much to the Victorians, feasting, decorating and dressing up have existed since the Middle Ages Photo: Mary Evans Picture Library By Dan Jones 8:25PM GMT 23 Dec 2012 The Telegraph Who invented Christmas? The usual answer you will hear is “The Victorians”, or if not that, then “Coca Cola”. Charles Dickens, Prince Albert and their fellows certainly gave us Ebenezer Scrooge, modern traditions including the Christmas tree and much-loved carols, among them Once in Royal David’s City and In the Bleak Midwinter. Meanwhile, although it is an urban myth that Coke invented Santa Claus, the old man’s association with the fizzy drinks brand is a useful shorthand to describe the way that big corporations have come to own what is ostensibly a festival to celebrate Christ’s birth. Yet Britons have been celebrating Christmas for at least a thousand years. The western Church adopted December 25 as the official date for Christ’s birth in the fourth century and the term “Cristes Messe” crops up in Old English two decades before 1066. By the high Middle Ages it is very clear that Christmas was a thriving popular holiday, which had sucked up plenty of pagan, pre-Christian traditions, bound them together with the story of the Nativity and come up with a festival of hymns and games, worship and gluttony, which still endures today, when virtually every other Christian feast day except Easter has slipped into obscurity. If we want to get back to our roots, therefore, and be rid of modern abomination, then we should look to the Middle Ages, where much of the ritual seems remarkably familiar. Timing If you feel that Christmas has already been going on for months, rest assured that at least your complaint is not new. The idea of Christmas as a seemingly interminable festival stretches back more than a thousand years. In 829 AD, at the court of Louis the Pious, Holy Roman Emperor and King of the Franks, festive celebrations began at Martinmas (November 11) and were still going on at Epiphany (January 6). Louis himself was famous for his generally severe demeanour – it was said that he never laughed and cracked his only smile on his deathbed – so it is possible that his racy young second wife Empress Judith was responsible for all the merriment. What is clear, either way, is that it is historically accurate to continue celebrations well into the new year. Church One visit to church will not do. Christmas was traditionally one of the few days on which it was permitted to celebrate the mass three times. You should aim to attend one service at midnight, another at dawn, and then the main event, held in the hours of daylight. Each service should have its own Collect, readings, anthems and hymns. Your children, who will no doubt be bored senseless, may entertain themselves inspecting the Crib, a decoration with its origins in Christmases of the fourth and fifth centuries. Carols Here your medieval Christmas comes alive. The carol was once among the most popular forms of song. Plenty of carols, especially from the 15th century onwards, still survive, such as Adam Lay Ybounden. But a proper medieval carol is not just any old song. It must have a burden: a short refrain, usually in Latin or English, which is sung at the beginning of the carol and again after each stanza. The First Nowell follows the right form, but was written in the 18th century. This alternative from the late 15th century, fits (at a pinch) the same tune: BURDEN: Synge we now both all and sum: Christe redemptor omnium In Bethlehem, that fayre cite Born was thys chylde so fayer and fre, That Lorde and Kyng shal ever be, A solis ortus cardine Ryght as the son shynyth on the glasse So Cryste Jesu in Owr Lady was Hym to sarue [serve] God sende us grace, O lux beata Trinitas Cheldren were slayne grete plente Jesu Crist, all for the loue of the; Lorde, helpe us if thy wyl it be. Hostis Herodes impie Now ys boren of Owr Lady The Son of the Fader that sytthyt an hye; For owr synnys cry we all mercy Jesu salvator saeculi If you have a choir at your command, you can sing in authentic medieval procession. The choir should walk forward while singing the burden, then stop while singing each of the stanzas. No choir? You can still just hum it while you hang up your… Entertainment Follow the lead of the Paston family, East Anglian gentry during the 15th century. A letter written by Margaret Paston around 1459 tells us a family might spend Christmas with “disguisings, harping, luting, singing” and “loud pastimes”. For those in mourning there is “playing at the tables [ie backgammon] and chess and cards”. Grander entertainment can be had from plays, masques and “mummering” – visiting neighbours’ houses in fancy dress. Stow records a mummery to entertain King Richard II in 1377: 130 citizens of London “disguised and well horsed in a mummerie with the sounds of trumpets, shackbuts, cornets, salmes and other minstrels and innumerable torch lights of wax” rode through the streets of London to bring gifts of loaded dice and gold trinkets to the sovereign. The young king rewarded them with booze and dancing before sending them on their way. Although some very fine nativities were written and performed in the Middle Ages – including the Second Shepherd’s Play in the Wakefield Cycle – these were hardly ever performed at Christmas. Rather, they took place at Corpus Christi, in the spring, when it was warm enough to stage productions outdoors. Clothes The geometrically patterned Christmas jumper is a modern creation, but a medieval approximation may still be found. In 1322 Thomas Earl of Lancaster – the cousin and nemesis of King Edward II – ordered two new scarlet suits for himself and a “cloth of Russet” for the Bishop of Anjou. Lancaster’s household trimmed their Christmas best with miniver or ermin, and wore purple hoods. All of this sounds not dissimilar to the modern “Santa Suit”. But do not overstep the mark. A proclamation made in London at Christmas in 1418-19 expressly forbade the wearing of false beards during the festive season. Tread carefully. Decorations Christmas in the Middle Ages adopted many folk traditions and pagan rituals that had been rife before Christianity. These include the ancient Yuletide custom of hanging up holly, ivy and – if you are too idle to do anything but raid the kitchen storecupboard – bay sprigs. Surprisingly, your medieval Christmas can also accommodate a tree, albeit perhaps not in the house. The Tudor antiquarian John Stow reports that in 1444 a tree was set up at Leadenhall in London, “in the midst of the pavement fast in the ground, nailed full of holly and ivy, for disport of Christmas to the people”. It was still there at Candlemas in early February, when a storm tore it from its moorings and scattered the stones of the pavement into nearby houses. Food Christmas has always been about feasting, so stuff your face as you please. Just don’t mention the T-word. There were no turkeys in England until they were brought back from Mexico after the 1520s. Before then, the classic Christmas dish was boar’s head – served, as one carol went, “bedeck’d with bays and rosemary”. For those who lacked a boar to decapitate, the alternative was to make a large pie: a 14th-century recipe made by the Salters livery company called for one each of a pheasant, hare, chicken, capon and two sheep’s kidneys, all seasoned with pepper, salt, pickled mushrooms and stock. The pastry should be in the shape of a bird and decorated with one of the bird’s heads and several of his tail-feathers. Don’t fancy that? You may wish to follow the ancient Yorkshire tradition of eating “frumenty” on Christmas morning – a sort of porridge made from boiled, cracked wheat, bound with egg yolks and flavoured with milk, almonds, honey, or saffron. Presents Your children are not going to like this, but there is no place for Santa Claus in a medieval Christmas. In the Middle Ages, gifts were exchanged not at Christmas but at new year – the “yeresgive”, as it was called. For a flavour of what to buy them, we can examine the accounts of Henry VI, who as a small child generally received gold and precious jewels. But if that seems extravagant, then allow me to suggest a copy of The Plantagenets: The Kings Who Made England by Dan Jones (Harper Press, £25). It makes an excellent medieval gift – whatever the season. (Sorry.) Additional research by Kate Wiles http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/9764194/The-modern-joys-of-Christmas-past.html
  3. Ronald McD finally woke up. http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/25/living/mcdonalds-employee-site/index.html?c=us
  4. Good point. Although article says that before 1948 many got "hard labor" instead.
  5. The Guardian notes the 75,000 other faggots prosecuted under these laws whom the government has not deemed worthy of pardon because, so sorry, they were not geniuses. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/24/alan-turing-pardon-wrong-gay-men
  6. Thank you! I was thinking likewise: Don't do us any favors, Ma'am.
  7. McDonald’s Website Tells Employees Not To Eat Fast Food For Health Reasons Jameson December 23, 2013 McDonald’s suggestion to their employees? Uh, don’t eat McDonald’s. That’s what a recent post on the employee resource website McDonald’s provides for its workers. And in case an employee still didn’t get the message that they are definitely talking about McDonald’s food, the post displays a picture of a burger and fries – the company’s specialty. “Fast foods are quick, reasonably priced, and readily available alternatives to home cooking. While convenient and economical for a busy lifestyle, fast foods are typically high in calories, fat, saturated fat, sugar, and salt and may put people at risk for becoming overweight,” reads the post. In fact, many of the posts placed on the website have a distinct anti-fast food sentiment. Another post labels a meal with a cheeseburger and fries as an “unhealthy choice” and one with a sub sandwich and salad as a “healthier choice.” Those tips might make Subway happy, but certainly go against what McDonald’s has always tried to say about their menu. At a shareholders meeting, Don Thompson, McDonald’s chief executive defended his offerings: “We don’t sell junk food,” Mr Thompson said. “We sell a lot of fruits and veggies at McDonald’s and we are trying to introduce even more.” [source] McDonald’s representatives say that the information was placed onto the resource website by a “third-party vendor” who generates content for the fast-food chain and that they are looking into the matter. They did not say whether they were upset because they considered the information false or because you’re not supposed to say stuff like that out loud. This isn’t the first time the website has come under fire recently. A few weeks ago, the same employee site was widely criticized for telling its employees the correct etiquette for tipping their housekeepers, pool boys, and au pairs. This, from a company whose staff mostly makes around minimum wage and probably cannot afford a single au pair, much less tip them. A few weeks before that the website told employees that it might be a good idea to sell their holiday gifts on eBay or Craigslist to help make ends meet. “You may want to also consider returning some of your unopened purchases that may not seem as appealing as they did,” the McResource site reads, according to screengrabs that were posted on the website of “Low Pay Is Not OK,” a group that advocates for higher fast food wages. “Selling some of your unwanted possessions on eBay or Craigslist could bring in some quick cash,” the McResource presentation reportedly said. [source] And, of course, the out-of-touch website first reached infamy this summer by releasing budget suggestions for their employees that was ludicrously off-base: At this point, the McResource website is such a joke that it seems almost to be a clever satire of everything that is wrong within the fast-food industry. Every post seems to be an unintentional reminder that McDonald’s is a terrible company to work for and a terrible company to eat at. The writers for the website are either extremely subversive double-agents trying to destroy the company from within or stunningly oblivious. Either way, the website has been backfiring for the company since the day it began. http://iacknowledge.net/mcdonalds-website-tells-employees-not-to-eat-fast-food-for-health-reasons/
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