BiBottomBoy

ouch

yeah that's why they shut the apps down here.

Make of that what you will

anything bigger than six inches is just painful inside me. I can't imagine taking a ten inch dick. I'd be in agony for days afterwards

yea, I want the vaccinne like right now but gotta wait.

yep. that's why I'm glad I'm in France where they gave up all that shit a long time ago.

yeah fuck pierce morgan

that would terrify me

A three CD box set of the Rolling Stones out takes over the years has leaked (word is Keith got into a fight with Mick and released it on the "why not?" basis.) It includes the mythical David Bowie early recording of It's Only Rock And Roll You can find it by going to the pirate service of your choice and searching for Rolling Stones Fullly Finished Studio Outtakes In the meantime someone has posted the Bowie version of It's Only Rock And Roll on YouTube.

Ha!

I'd forgotten about estrella. that's so good!

I swear every gay couple I see walking down the street - cute coordinated mask wearing. Every straight couple - those shitty masks you get from the pharmacy and they are wearing them so that they don't cover their noses. What the fuck is wrong with straight people? Get some designer masks, look good and help stop this disease!

Today they released a lot of photos of Charles shaking hands with black people - so I assume it was him.

No. They could be! But I done have much brains so they'd starve

damn that's a lot of flies

For whatever reason for the past week or so I've noticed a lot flies in my apartment. I have three cats - can I safely use the aerosol insecticide? Does anyone else have any tips of getting rid of them?

I think Charles is the problem.

those sound like the names of drugs

ha!

well that's brave. but here they just do a direct debit off your bank account that starts at 288 euros and goes up to 15k euros which is actually a worse punishment than prison

Our absolute curfew is from 6 p.m to 7 a.m. What's yours?

DubDavie, sounds just like France. It sucks. So many months of just wanting to do something. Even if they just let us out for a week it would cheer me up.

except both the royal family and trump think they are winning

yeah if it's not charles it's ann I think.

I'm not procrastinating getting laid but with all the bars closed and the apps shut down there's not much I can do about it!