BiBottomBoy

So i called up Wells Fargo and was like "Umm, it's been 10 days, where is my debit card?" Then they said they'd cancel the debit card they sent out and would send a new one via "two business day expedited shipping." Not sure why it wasn't sent out that way in the first place or whenever it will get here. I'm gonna have to become a boytoy soon just to pay for meals.

I'm not sure, but I'd sure as fuck find out if I had a phone.

Well I'd try to escape too.

I'd still be worried. "he's gay. take all his money" doesn't sound inplausible.

This is not giving me warm feelings

none of the girls age well at all. neither does the show

My bank would support it if I had a phone. With my phone stolen I'm sort of out of luck

well that's me super fucked then!

I was mugged eight days ago. Called my bank. They said they were sending me my cards. Got an email they had sent my cards. My cards have not shown up yet and I'm getting to the bottom of my emergency cash stash. Anyone know how long mail from the US to France takes?

Imagine santorum leaking santorum?

Thing is Singapore's government can clamp down at any time and seize all your money. I'd be wary of staying there.

I wish a gay sex tape with him in it would leak.

yeah. i really am not in the mood to see girls in lingerie. is that awful?

that's true as well

While waiting for my new phone to arrive I found my old phone and figured I could power it up and use it until my new phone arrives. Turns out I can't because it needs so many updates. Ever since I powered it up though it's been updating. And every time it completes an update it makes a happy little chirp. There are still over 100 updates to go but it makes me smile every time I hear that sound. It's like my phone is going "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."