Suckrates

Is this what they call an "allegory" ? At first I thought it was a riddle, so I figured it out..... But I dont think the main character actually "begged" this time... It was left "unspoken", but hidden in the powerful message she delivered which had her subjects freaking out. Very clever, and SHADY post.

Grandma Loves a good, juicy mystery....

I enjoyed my first look at the new Banner. Nice and simple with a hint of what the site is about without being obvious with all the "hooker/sugar daddy" imagery. Crisp and modern. And I liked the take on a "map". It gets 2 Boners Up !

And he has said his dick is Bigger than his brothers.....

I didnt hear that comment but I know she promotes it as a "ladies ONLY" experience.....

Yaasssss, Ms Viveca A Fox brings us the boys in her new Lifetime cable TV show "Vivecas Black Magic". The men are thuggishly HOT... Calling Adam Smith..... BOLO HEAT CHARM

Perhaps Watson could run for President ?

So what if a few Russian hookers squatted over him and gave him a "Golden shower". Putin got him by the balls and knows it.... Thanks Donald, you are making America GREAT again ! Well maybe not Great, but just a little "kinky".... I wanna know if he drank the piss.

This is Wayyyyyyy Better......

Our President & First Lady......

Sucking air outta lettuce aint my idea of a party.... and BTW I tried it long ago and while it DID prolong life of the lettuce, the additional time wasnt worth all the sucking needed every time you opened the bag. Giving up lettuce was easier, and I dont miss it.

Its 2017, Nerds have evolved...

I had the same problem with both bag and head lettuce. Then I decided that the lettuce was only "filler", really had no nutritional value, so I stopped buying it. I make very nice salads "without" lettuce, which really helps to feature the other ingredients and allows me to be more creative with my combinations.

Auld Lang Syne.. and, always have a Life with lots & lots of Balloons & confetti....

Backpage ? Hon, you meant "backdoor".....

Gurl, what's to Plan.... Get up, have a drinkey, then a quick review @ Daddy's, a little snarky post, then a quick review Here, Starbucks, lemon loaf, jerk off, DONE There, I just saved you $25 bucks. (or if you had gotten the fake LV planner, $50)

It would have been HAPPY if you hadnt chosen THIS image of THAT abominable person from "yonder". Totally ruined MY Happy New Year..... "MEEP" !

Annie Dear, you can order ONLINE....

NEVER follow the Herd...... BE YOU