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It ???? LOL, THAT says it all ! hito, you are precious

Yup, its HIM, our friend Perez, back yet again to assault our senses, this time in a form fitting, body Baring Spandex costume. OK, so we will Buy that you Fancy yourself a Celebrity, but actually are famous, or more appropriately INFAMOUS for nothing more than talking shit about other people, which is one step MORE than the Kardashians are famous for. And we know you get invited to Fabulous, exclusive events, and receive lots of Expensive "Swag" because there are some people out there, mainly other Celebrities that want you to mention their names, because a Diss from Perez is a Golden publicity ticket. But the One thing that you can NEVER force-feed us to buy is the fact that you are HOT or SEXY.... no matter how hard you try. Yes you have come a long way from where you started, and your body IS a fraction of its size, but HOT & SEXY ???? NO WAY JOSE' (I mean Perez).... OK, there are NO WORDS........ or are there ????? His appearance at Last nights Sold out "One Night in Brooklyn" VMA party held in Brooklyn. So modest and Humble, isnt SHE ???? Let the evidence speak for itself.

OK, so THIS is Austin Mahone, winner of "The One to Watch" award at last nights VMA's. I am SURE there is NO argument there ?

He'll get it once he makes his appearance on Glee, season premier soon.....

I ate 18 holes in one weekend when I was there....

Miley WAS fierce, if not a biy Bizarre, trying to be Edgy and shock us. But Robin Thicke in that pimp suit Upstaged her.... and Justin has matured into a Very likable and Versatile performer. There is something to say for Maturity.. And Taylor Swift....you can tell she is just a plain ole PHONY CUNT...... And where did this Austin Mahone kid come from ???? I am really getting OLD

I think you just FOUND a couple of reasons that guys run away from YOU.....

You mean she's REALLY thinking about cock ?

I picture hito to be Exactly like the Old Lady....... For 2 people to get soooo Excited over a Sweeper, you know they've been together a long, long time !

He's a "used car salesman"....

Next step: Adopt a Thug-Rapper name like BIBiddy, BOBiddy Bieb.....

hito honey, if you keep giving out Passes, your cupboards will be EMPTY....

Are you Craving some Dressing ? or (undressing) ?

I truly Believe that HE believes he is just being a "Totally Cool Black dude"......with Tons of money. His perception, and sense of "Entitlement" is the Saddest part.

Yes of course the Press is feeding it to us, but it is HIM doing the deeds..... so perhaps he just has some Very poor advisors?

hito, if you say "I want a husband like that", I'M GONNA SCREAM !

He traded the monkey for his current Pussy ........(the kind that Meows)....

Rodents are meant to roam and torment us, NOT to be eaten. Just open a can of Tuna and leave the vermin alone....

Keep in mind, MOST familys are dysfunctional !

Justin cant even take care of his CAR.......how the fuck can he ever be "Head of household" ? The mind boggles at the thought !

And he needs to learn NOT to take the term "Jiffy Pop" so literally.

Oh MY hito, if you had a cock in you for 2 hours, we would have to give you a Novina and Last Rites...

but Literally SCREWED, thats the GOOD part.

Sorry Oz, I dont think so.... I am really NOT that much a fan of Fat, Bearded Lesbians in Plaid Flannel shirts.... I'll have to take a pass on this one !