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AND, the sausage was Delicious I might add !

I am not a frequent patron, but when I hire, its for sex.... I never really understood those guys who think if they throw bokoo bucks at an escort they will fall in love with them and they will live happily ever after. YES, you may get a long term relationship out of it, but the relationship will be with your wallet, UNLESS you are a gorgeous, built, big cocked stud like the one thats fucking you. Then maybe there could be a relationship ? Why delude yourself into thinking its anything more than "holla for a dolla" ? But guess if thats what you need to believe, you gotta hold onto something.... I do feel sad for those guys, who cant see the inevitable end.... But they also dont learn from their mistakes, and as soon as they recover from their heartbreak, they will be searching the sites for their next BF for hire....

Oh calli, you are mistaken. Drakerass claims to be "all natural"... You must be thinking of IceWizard ???

Adam, please tell us, what have you done with our hito ???? He hasnt been heard from in awhile.......

Thats a new spin on a "Mussy".......

Well, my process will be quite different. I will go from my home of 63 years to here........(I like cutting out the middle-men) And how kind of Drakerass, Lucky and Daddy (after his tummy-tuck) to show up ! The only no-show was lurkerspeaks......

I love derailed threads...... They are just so unpredicktable..

SURE it can.... What do you think "open relationships" are ????

Any guy that can hide his "junk" with a little bandana is NOT the guy for me, no matter how HOT he is !!!!!

When they bring back DYNASTY, call Me !

Like many members here, and people all over the world, during your life you accumulate "Stuff".... Its an almost unconscious act, and it creeps up on you, and then one day you look around and ask yourself "where did all this shit come from" ??? And you realize that you have somehow Collected it.... Now nearing 63, I am kinda preoccupied with Death: well actually NOT Death so much as the aftermath of Death. WHO will deal with ALL my "stuff" and what will become of it ??? And while I really have noone to delegate the daunting task of disposing of all my "stuff", I have taken it upon myself to prepare for the end, and Downsize.... At the beginning of my journey, it was difficult, I would put the stuff into piles, the "keep" pile and the "discard" pile, and it always ended up with the keep pile being so much bigger... Maybe ill NEED it, maybe someone else could use it, what if ???? blah, blah, and in the end I accomplished nothing because I was thinking TOO MUCH.. Now I've discovered the only way to do this is to go "cold turkey", no thinking, just THROWING..... and it really works much better.....And why would I care anyway ? This "stuff" has just been sitting dormant for decades, untouched, so it should be VERY easy to just put it in a trash bag and Bye-bye...... YES it Is !!!! Yesterday, I got rid of a 600 VHS tape collection.... No Craigs list, no EBAY, just black trash bags, 15 of them..... And Boy were they HEAVY..... These tapes have been taking up an entire Armoir for YEARS, since computer porn, they havent been touched, and who really has a VCR anymore ???? I took my shopping cart and wheeled those bags to the dumpster. If any of my neighbors were watching, I am sure they reported me to the police for transporting "body parts"...... And today with a serious backache, I am looking at an empty armoir, and you know what ???? IT FEELS FUCKING FABULOUS....... I have alot more "stuff" to tackle, but with my new found Bravado I know I can conquer this.... And I can honestly tell you, it is so FREEING. I am Euphoric........ I suppose this story can be a metaphor for your life.... Freedom is in control.... Ah, the lessons you learn as you Age.....

Well its good to know that Tomcal is keeping the economy alive..... They should just elect him El Presidente....

I dont need the convenience of a bank. I usually arrive with enough CASH on me...... Its good to be Prepared !

"Love" is a VERY strong word.

I wish there was a Day for pushing SOME people "back in".......

Sorry Calli, but those waffles look absolutely Beautiful, and quite delicious to me. As for passing your lips, I would venture a guess, many an Ugly thing has done so.....?

And, you just jinxed it !

Didn't your momma tell you to NEVER click ?

Drakeass, you really dont need to post pics of yourself at your pc.. We all know what you look like, only aged about 15 -20 years.

Adam, how DARE you exclude MY favorite Belgian.......

Now, we just need an App to make HIM disappear......