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Expat, I am ALL for people being themselves, but be yourself in PRIVATE ! ...

We have enuf Fucking contests here...... Enuf already (unless you are willing to give me a CROWN).......

There is way too much TV to watch..... I never liked the USA version of X-Factor so havent watched the UK version. I am now sooooo into The Voice....that show gets some really fucking good talent.

And Hopefully, the precious little bundle will have her DADDY's looks ? Or Else....... ( someone hadda Say it ! )

Yes Missy, and HERE is your connection with "pop culture" :

MsAnn, make sure he is face down so there is NO sound !

LOL, THAT voice is inexplicable......

CURIOUS to see if he has something important to say..... The same reason I watch the Kardashians...... AND the fact that it is HERE, and I am HERE, so forces collide..... Hope my reply satisifed your curiousity ???

I go down on a guy for a "come hither look"...........

Wah, wah wah........ PLEASE make it STOP !!!!!!

LOVED IT !!!!!!

I have a strong dislike for "walking ashtrays".........

Reflecting back on my previous Melancholy post, I now realize that "family" may not be that dependable or caring either... Ain't that right, Blanche ???

Can we negotiate a "long term Lease" ????

China should take Note.

A good Reason for DEPORTATION !

that is Blatant Discrimination !!!

Well ihp, the list narrows since it also needs to be a person with some "fashion" cred, afterall it IS Fashion Police. A funny person who dresses like a mess wont cut it !.....On the list also was Tyra Banks...... Can you "imagine" ?

Dont be so pessimistic. GOOD makeup and better lighting would do the trick !

A john sitting on a john.....

Now that was friggin Enjoyable. Who knew ? Marie really nailed every look previewed here, and made me eager to see the rest of them. Gee Adam, maybe a good makeup job can turn you into Justin Bieber, and then you can finally nail hito ?

I guess I am in a unique situation whereby I outlived all of my family, except for 1 brother from whom I am estranged, and all of my "friends" have either passed or are in poor health rendering them unable to help me if the situation necessitated it. As I turn 63 next month, it is very scary knowing there is noone to call the coroner should I be found dead, or make any arrangements for my final rest. There MY golden years are spent preparing my funeral and trying to find "strangers" who can be paid to send me to my maker. And then who knows if they will even follow thru ? So I really dont know how Golden my golden years are since they are filled with fear, stress and anxiety. My parents both died in their late 60's, so that gives me a few years to sort all this out I guess. Who will dispose of all my sex toys and Drag ? and what will they think of me ? However, I would still rather die than turn into a vegetable, unable to care for myself, and having to rely on paid attendants who will probably be more enamoured with their growing wallets than with ME.... So as long as I am able to suck cock and eat ass, and even have a head turn for me, I will savour it, knowing that these are the joys of my life and they are quickly fleeting.

250 ? Really ??? You won't Look too Pretty !!!

As long as I can function INDEPENDENTLY.......

The Latest buzz Well, this is getting quite inneresting. We had heard Kathy Griffin was about to be stepping into Joan Rivers' spot on Fashion Police, but now we're hearing she's got some competition! And one fellow frontrunner comes in the form of a very opinionated Real Housewives star. We have EXCLUSIVELY learned that NeNe Leakes is also a frontrunner for the gig not only because she has started her own clothing line, is definitely one of Atlanta's fashionistas, is opinionated, and has serious comedic timing, but also because E! is looking to diversify their panel with a different ethnicity. On the other side, while Kathy is obvi HIGHlarious, she doesn't necessarily have the fashion background, which is why other ladies are also being considered even though they aren't as high on the list as these two. [ Photos: Joan Rivers' Best Quotes & One-Liners! ] Tyra Banks is right below the two, but it seems E! is concerned she doesn't have a strong enough point of view to fill Joan's highly opinionated seat. Another source has EXCLUSIVELY told us that while these three are leading the pack, Lisa Lampanelli and Amy Schumer are also being considered. As they're both comediennes, we're sure they'd have no trouble getting the laughs! But while we wait for the grand reveal of the lady who will be making her mark on Fashion Police come January 2015, we ask you…