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Thats why I never focus on HOT guys. I take "looks" out of the equation and ONLY focus on Big cocks.... A troll with a Big cock works just fine for me. And while Beauty fades, he'll still be a troll with a Big cock, while that pretty boy now turns into the troll you turned your nose up at. Aint that a kick in the Ass. ?

Well he gave it a good try, but he aint no Longfellow. And considering its Davey Wavy, as soon as he opens his mouth and that voice comes out, I tune OFF ! He much more tolerable as eye Candy with no sound And really, who is he to Preach ? Some guys LOVE a cheesy dick (not ME !)

All I know Hoover, is that people can tell when you are slinging Bullshit and it is insincere. Therefore I think that if you stay open, honest and speak from your heart, without worrying about it being "staged", you will come off interesting and Genuine. Noone really pays attention to small talk or crap they aint interested in. You need to engage the other person in a REAL way and try to discipher what they are passionate about and where their interests lie. Hopefully, something they say will strike common ground with you. If you find you have no "common" interests and there is no chemistry, just have Sex and get the fuck outta there.....

Is his "package" it Wax too ?

when you gotta go, you gotta GO !

They are both dressed in Thom Browne custom Tux, a VERY cutting edge and sought after designer..... Remember it IS a costume Ball...... As for the socks thing, if you havwent noticed, NO SOX is trendy. Even conservative business execs are going Sock-less, at least in NYC...... Its quite fashionable ! As for his tummy, he probably forgot his Spanx ?

And Here he is with his Hubby at the Met Fashion Gala Monday nite.

Now THAT my dear is Fucking INGENIOUS !

OK so the human body has a Bird head ? Geez, I need more Sangria !

OK Pas, you've had your time travel moment !

Well, I must NOT be human, because I stared and stared, and all I still see is a fabulously featherd COCKatiel parrot, or an Exquisite Feather BOA !

I always thought THIS slogan was an ad for COCKS under 9" ?.....

Ah YES, shoulder pads and bitch brawls in a wading pool.......Those were the days.

My dear , sweet friend hito, there are times when you just make me wanna scream STOP ALREADY !

ANY character Jessica Lange plays on American Horror Story !

As YOU know, I use alot of GIF's in my pic galleries, and I use them for emphasis and effect, as well as a change of pace, and a tool to keep the eye moving..... Sorry they have a negative affect on you, but I obviously LIKE em, so they aint goin anywhere, anytime soon I certainly wouldnt want the Hell bored out of you, so may I suggest you BLOCK my posts ? Your well being is way more important than a few silly GIF's......

IMO, one of the most entertaining shows on the Telly. "Sissy that Walk"....

Is he a One Trick Pony, or does he have Other talents too ?

The solution is simple Guys - STAY HOME !

No threat from ME, Adam...........

I believe these SELFIE people are insecure and lacking in self worth. They crave the attention to boost their moral. Its sad actually. I mean afterall, how many pics of Kim Kardashians Fat ass can one tolerate ?

I think the whole Selfie thing is a ridiculous, self indulgent, narcisstic Sickness.... Who the fuck really wants to see all these pics of YOU ?

2 HEADS ARE BETTER THAN 1

The times, they are a-changing...... Nick Jonas is bulking up, to the delite of all us gays And Neil Patrick Harris is Shrinking, for his Broadway turn in the musical Hedwig and the Angry Inch !

I think you have overdone the Sangria ?