Suckrates

I LOVE THIS DISS....... I'VE ALREADY ADDED IT TO MY REPETOIRE. THANKS BRITNEY !

Yeah, flat ass and chicken legs. All these guys that want to built up their Tops forget they have legs too !

YES, my total body hair has thinned out with age, but I attributed the hairloss on legs to the friction from wearing socks and tight jeans.

He tries so hard to convince us he is a "Badass MAN", but the shit he does is just so immature and Boy-like.... He's just a constant Cry for Attention ! Ashame he is so INSECURE !

Wow, what a tuff life !

Well she had me at the Leopard poof skirt, but then she opened her mouth and Brilliance poured out. I was not familiar with her, but I am now, and am a Fast Fan.

Well EXPAT, you beat me to it..... So if you are a young Pop star, and have an affinity for running around shirtless, THIS is what you should LOOK like.... They are Gorgeous, and if I remember correctly, pretty talented ! OK Biebs, EAT THEIR DUST ! Bieber WHO ???????

Listen up all you future Parents out there....... THIS is how you should treat your "future GAY son"......

Probably a ton....they are Jewish silly !

hito, guests will NEED to be "falling down Dead Drunk" to attend YOUR wedding..... And there is no doubt in my mind that you would be "THE GOOD WIFE".... Arent those the ones that get "Cheated" on by their philandering hubbys ???? Unless you start Fucking, sucking, rimming, and dressing in leather and giving awesome Hand jobs, there isnt much hope for your long and happy marriage.

I dont think it was actually a Banana hito.... I think it was Nialls ????

This proves that actually HAVING an ass is essential to "TWERKING"..... Sorry Harry !

I am really not the nurturing kind. Unless the kid is over 18, with rippling muscles and Hung like a stallion, I wont be offering him a home. But I am taking applications for "kids" that fit my descriptive !

Well those pics are obviously OLD, since his body is not all tated up and ripped like it is currently. None-the-less it proves he has a good relationship with his family, AND he is surely comfortable in his own skin. I guess those are positives ? Family will always Love you.

YAWN, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And it IS....that he has been eatting too many "Bangers and Mash" lately, and the effect is starting to show !

I really just have to chuckle at the Interest all you OLD foggies show in this genre. But then again, this is Boytoy, so I am NOT surprised afterall..... I was sleeping !

Well OZ...lets face it, He has built a career, and made alot of Money off of Hating. At least when Joan Rivers does it, its an attempt at Humor. Perez is the Wikipedia definition of "Bitchy QUEEN", and now he is making an attempt at being MAIN STREAM and appealing to a str8 audience by pimping out his Test-tube baby. Its despicable he is using that baby as his "prop"....

Well, although NOT a selfie this time, but More Self-love from Perez. The guy truly does LOVE himself, and enjoys showing us all his new Improved SELF..... But a note to Perez: if you Suck it in anymore, you'll be inside-out..... Gurlfriend, we get IT, but GIVE IT A REST ALREADY !

YES, and I can see the "Very long brush" he uses to PAINT with.

NOT quite, but ill roll with your story !

Tyra's eyes must really be "Smyzing" now ?

Oh my dear hito, you are the eternal Optimist, and seem to dismiss the fact that some people are just Total Douche bags and remain such their Entire lives.....I don't buy the "youth card" as an excuse for reckless behavior.... He is certainly OLD enuf to know right from WRONG, and is deluded into believing his fame and financial status give him POWER and a Behavioral "PASS"... Perhaps you need to take him under your Angel wings and set him Str8 ???

I am glad you are seeing things in prospective, and staying rational. Emotions are rough, we cant control them BUT we can be Realistic in knowing what the options ARE. I trust you will make the right decisions, because from the question he asked you ast week, the writing seems to be on the wall !

We have discussed this Jos, and its a fine line, especially when your friend has a partner, shutdown or otherwise. You never know when things can turn with your friends relationship, and then YOU become the problem for THEM.... and its often the friend (YOU) that becomes the victim in the situation. Please guard your feelings, as I wouldn't want you to get hurt. you are a great guy, and very sensitive.