MsAnn

I had a big ol muscle boy bent over the bed once, and by once I mean 15+ years ago, and just as I drifted off into fantasy land, imaging that he was some straight line-backer that played football at state college on Spring Break, he looked back at me and started tellin me to fuck his pussy, pound it hard the same way I fuck my girl friend.... OK, first of all, it's not a fucking pussy you idiot, and second of all, I don't have a girl friend, have never had a girl friend, and just the thought of sticking my dick in a wet pussy is enough to make me ill. So just when I was about to give up, his voice got real high and he started screamin like a little girl. OK...that's kinda hot, so it sort of saved the day. TMI?....

.....TruthBTold, that's a great visual. Oh Adam Smith, where art thou?

I always noticed that also. I think that with some of the guys they are photographed "pre-contest". Optimum body weight and body fat. Pro or amateur, they can't hold that lean ripped look for more than a couple of weeks, but most I suspect rely on retouching, photo-shopping, and a little slight of hand. Conrado is MsAnn's personal favorite.

HA!...the more you know.

I think the midgets are cute...sorry, the little people.

Indeed....who knows.

Sorry ...I couldn't resist

...That's why God made pharmaceuticals.

I thought it was brilliant....

"I can fix that"

I need the slo-mo function.

:rofl:

Mother fucker.... No letters please

Oh sweet child of mine.

Knowing you are forever the admirer of Lady Violet...her country estate just came on the market, and so I thought of you. And she/it comes with quite the pedigree.. https://homes.yahoo.com/news/lady-violets-downton-abbey-home-151500405.html Lady Violet's Downton Abbey home for sale for $6M It dates back to the seventh century, but today Byfleet Manor is better known as the home of the Dowager Duchess in "Downton Abbey." It's gone on sale for $6.12 million. It dates back to the seventh century, but today Byfleet Manor is better known as the home of the Dowager Duchess in hit TV series "Downton Abbey." With the sixth and final season of Downton nearing, Byfleet Manor is set for a new role, having gone on sale as a family home for £3.95 million ($6.12 million). The 19-acre estate dates back to the seventh century and was recorded in 1086 in the Domesday Book, a famed land survey conducted by King William the Conqueror that exists to this day. In real life, the manor has royal as well as aristocratic heritage. It was owned by the Crown for 300 years and was granted to Katherine of Aragon by King Henry VIII on their divorce. Queen Elizabeth I also visited the house, in 1576. The current incarnation Byfleet Manor was built in 1686. It features four reception rooms and eight bedrooms, as well as a heavy timber staircase, several fireplaces and Jacobean wall pillars. "From the Domesday Book to Downton Abbey, prospective buyers are being offered the chance to be part of a significant piece of history," Simon Ashwell of Savills, the luxury realtor, said in a statement Monday. Since Downton's first series in 2010, Byfleet Manor has housed the acid-tongued Dowager Duchess—also known as Lady Violet Crawley. The matriarch, played by award-winning Maggie Smith, is often seen receiving her children, grandchildren and great-children at home, or giving orders to servants. Byfleet Manor has starred in other British period television dramas, notably Agatha Christie-inspired "Poirot" and "Crawford." The property also featured in the Oscar-nominated film "Into the Woods" as Cinderella's home. Highclere Castle, which features as Downton Abbey in the series, is located in a different part of south England, in the county of Berkshire. Byfleet Manor is located only 20 miles from central London in Byfleet, a town in the county of Surrey. It is also only 15 miles from London Heathrow Airport, potentially making it appealing to overseas buyers, as well as wealthy commuters looking for a family home. "We're expecting interest in the sale of the Byfleet Manor estate to come from all quarters, including international interest too," said Paul Finnegan of Savills Country Department in the statement. "In the past 12 months we've seen an increase in the flow of London-based buyers looking to move out to the country for larger homes with land and this would make the perfect forever home for a growing family." The manor is located down a winding country lane, "discreetly positioned for privacy and security," according to the statement. Buyers have the option of purchasing just the main house, or the entire estate.

OR.... they could just pray for snow, and all of this would just be a mute point. And then all the good folks out in Cali could go back to doing what they do best. wasting their most precious commodity.

I don't care what anybody says... that's funny.

California is not the only state in trouble...there is only so much water a thief can steal. At some point there is just no more water in the well. http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2015/05/arizona_water_shortages_loom_the_state_prepares_for_rationing_as_lake_mead.html Dry Heat As Lake Mead hits record lows and water shortages loom, Arizona prepares for the worst. Last week, Lake Mead, which sits on the border of Nevada and Arizona, set a new record low—the first time since the construction of the Hoover Dam in the 1930s that the lake’s surface has dipped below 1,080 feet above sea level. The West’s drought is so bad that official plans for water rationing have now begun—with Arizona’s farmers first on the chopping block. Yes, despite the drought’s epicenter in California, it’s Arizona that will bear the brunt of the West’s epic dry spell. The huge Lake Mead—which used to be the nation’s largest reservoir—serves as the main water storage facility on the Colorado River. Amid one of the worst droughts in millennia, record lows at Lake Mead are becoming an annual event—last year’s low was 7 feet higher than this year’s expected June nadir, 1,073 feet. If, come Jan. 1, Lake Mead’s level is below 1,075 feet, the U.S. Bureau of Reclamation, which manages the river, will declare an official shortage for the first time ever—setting into motion a series of already agreed-upon mandatory cuts in water outlays, primarily to Arizona. (Nevada and Mexico will also receive smaller cuts.) The latest forecasts give a 33 percent chance of this happening. There’s a greater than 75 percent chance of the same scenario on Jan. 1, 2017. Barring a sudden unexpected end to the drought, official shortage conditions are likely for the indefinite future. Why Arizona? In exchange for agreeing to be the first in line for rationing when a shortage occurs, Arizona was permitted in the 1960s to build the Central Arizona Project, which diverts Colorado River water 336 miles over 3,000 feet of mountain ranges all the way to Tucson. It’s the longest and costliest aqueduct in American history, and Arizona couldn’t exist in its modern state without it. Now that a shortage is imminent, another fundamental change in the status quo is on the way. As in California, the current drought may take a considerable and lasting toll on Arizona, especially for the state’s farmers. “We need to stop growing alfalfa in the deserts in the summertime.” Robert Glennon, water policy expert at the University of Arizona “A call on the river will be significant,” Joe Sigg, director of government relations for Arizona Farm Bureau, told the Arizona Daily Star. “It will be a complete change in a farmer’s business model.” A “call” refers to the mandatory cutbacks in water deliveries for certain low-priority users of the Colorado. Arizona law prioritizes cities, industry, and tribal interests above agriculture, so farmers will see the biggest cuts. And those who are lucky enough to keep their water will pay more for it. According to Robert Glennon, a water policy expert at the University of Arizona, the current situation was inevitable. “It’s really no surprise that this day was coming, for the simple reason that the Colorado River is overallocated,” Glennon told me over the phone last week. Glennon explained that the original Colorado River compact of 1922, which governs how seven states and Mexico use the river, was negotiated during “the wettest 10-year period in the last 1,000 years.” That law portioned out about 25 percent more water than regularly flows, so even in “normal” years, big reservoirs like Lake Mead are in a long-term decline. “We’ve been saved from the disaster because Arizona and these other states were not using all their water,” Glennon said. They are now. Since around 2000, Arizona has been withdrawing its full allotment from the Colorado River, and it’s impossible to overstate how important the Colorado has become to the state. About 40 percent of Arizona’s water comes from the Colorado, and state officials partially attribute a nearly 20-fold increase in the state’s economy over the last 50 years to increased access to the river.

I have one of those now... a delightful gimmick.

No points for pee....

Adam Smith, I emplore you to jump in here. I'll be on the patio having coffee. This is the culprit...